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Slime Ballin' 2

Studio: Metro » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Slime Ballin' 2

Metro Interactive/Toxxxic

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Vince Voss

Cast: Rita Faltoyano, Penny Flame, Jean Val Jean, Harmony, Evan Stone, Steve Holmes, Tory Lane, Hillary Scott, Marco Banderas/Duato, Alex Sanders, Audrey Bitoni, Ben English, Eva Angelina

Length: 123:32 minutes

Date of Production: 1/31/2007

Extra's: The best extra this time was the inclusion of the entire disc from Stop! My Ass Is On Fire 8; a movie that came out five years ago at a time when director Mike Quasar ruled the roost in terms of technical skills at the company. The cast included Ryan Conner doing Mr. Pete, Friday with Mark Wood, Rosanna De La Vega and Brian Surewood, Mandy Roberts with Jay Ashley, and Kiki Daire doing Brian Surewood; the running time almost an hour and a half. Free sex is always a plus, even if it really didn't have a lot to do with the movie itself. I also really liked the 25:45 minute long Behind the Scenes interview section by Jade Marcela a lot too; each gal getting some time on camera in the living room while sitting in their panties on a generic couch. There was also a photogallery, some trailers (eight altogether), and spam on the two disc set.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Slime Ballin' 2 was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio letterboxed widescreen as shot by director Vince Voss for Metro Interactive/Toxxxic. I would have preferred the enhanced resolution of an anamorphic widescreen offering but acknowledge that it is not standard in the industry just yet; some directors relying on old school looks designed for older televisions rather than the majority of TV's sold of late (that are widescreen enhanced). The lighting was strong and flat, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to lighting. The compression rate was typically in the 5 Mbps area so I was pleased there were not a lot of compression artifacts as a result. The fleshtones were accurate and the level of detail provided was quite high for a Metro release but it wasn't substantially different than most mid to low range porn offered these days. The composition of the shots tended to favor the ladies, showing marked improvement from his last movie. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and for the most part, it provided a standard porn experience. The vocals were easy to hear and the music was pretty limited this time, sounding hazy and understated as well as generic as could be. I would have preferred it to have some personality but it seemed almost as an afterthought to me, along with several of the scenes.

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Body of Review: Vince Voss is what most consider the new blood director for Metro Interactive/Toxxxic, not content to sticking with a standard gonzo manner of shooting porn. Having only seen a few of his titles so far, I really liked his work enough that my second chance to review a title of his, with Slime Ballin' 2, proved even more interesting. I never saw the first volume but the general idea here was to let the cast loose, apply some body paint that glowed under black lighting, and turn them loose to have really nasty, messy hardcore sex. Only one of the scenes was a true throwback to typical gonzo and while the technical matters had some issues, I found myself watching the screen with awe in most cases as the performers went at one another with energy, enthusiasm, and passion. That some had a modicum of chemistry was icing on the cake but it was definitely a strange experience to say the least. If you're still interested, here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Rita Faltoyano, the hotty on the middle of the front cover, 420 friendly Penny Flame, as seen second from the right on the cover, and French stud puppet Jean Val Jean, were up first in the bizarre setting where the bubble blowing gals decided to blow something else after using a penis pump on the guy. The heavy use of flavored lube gave the ladies something tasty to work with as they slobbed his knob passionately. The manner in which they caressed his body while taking turns on the oral was interesting too but I'm sure it was appreciated that he gave as well as he received in the pink themed room they performed in. That was when the vaginal screwing began, using the black light and neon body paint advertised on the back cover (to what purpose, I couldn't say for sure), Rita the more aggressive of the ladies when it came to actively riding his cock. They taste tested and otherwise had fun in the scene, Rita being the only one to receive anal as he pounded away at her perfect pucker. Penny did some ATOGM in the process just as Rita tasted her juices off his dick but the anal ride was largely passive as JVJ did the work so it was not her best scene by far. The scene ended when he rubbed out his population pudding to their faces, the gals sharing it and giving him some post coital sucking, but never swallowing as the gals kissed to the fading camera.

Scene Two: Harmony, dressed in a red fishnet body stocking as seen on the far left side of the front cover, was up next in a darkened room with two glory holes used by the mighty Evan Stone and Steve Holmes. She alternated between their dicks as she blew them in a semi-anonymous manner, jerking one while inhaling the other in rapid fire manner until stripping off her thong to allow for easier access to her other holes. They then started banging her pussy like they had worked her mouth, Harmony in tune with their needs and showing a lot of passion under the radioactive looking lighting. The black light was even more unusual in the bathroom location, both men easing up on the DP they had been giving her during the rough sex scene to allow her more oral time. She tossed salad and showed as much enthusiasm for anal as she did for vaginal sex, the DP work dominating the scene if you don't count the blowjobs. The scene ended when they glazed her face like a donut, the rough sex being the only thing I wasn't too keen on.

Scene Three: Tory Lane, a curvy brunette with a lot of passionate attitude, Hillary Scott, the blonde female performer of the year that was surprisingly not on the front cover, Marco Banderas/Duato, and Alex Sanders, were up next in what looked like a hastily converted rubber room or club, as the ladies took charge of getting the most out of the men. Hillary's black fishnet body stocking and Tory's similar attire really looked good but it was their nasty way of showing no limits that worked the best here. The blowjobs were free flowing and the ladies shared as they engaged in a lot of dirty talk, offering each other their holes as readily as they did for the men. The sex was definitely heated and the women had a need for seed shown by all of their actions, the oral and vaginal being handled just as hard as the anal as they impaled themselves upon the rod while pushing each other's limits to the max. The black light portion was weird looking by comparison but having been in a club or two over the years, it made me think fondly on days of old where anything was okay between consenting adults thanks to the various substances the horned up ladies would take at certain places. There was even some toy use this time but pinning down any specific series of sex acts that the gals were weaker in since they were driven the entire time (as Tory put it: "Ask and you shall fucking receive!"). The sparks flew in the scene and of all the scenes of the movie, I had no doubt that this was the best; making it all the more twisted that neither gal was gracing the cover with the rest of the female cast. The black light facials, cumswapping, and apparent swallowing ended the action; no hole left untouched between the ladies. Whew!

Scene Four: Audrey Bitoni, the brunette seen second from the left hand side of the front cover, was up next in what looked like a tribute to a medical theme as Ben English hovered over the gal to warm her up. Removing her panties, he set to fingering her juicy hole in a rough manner, Audrey responding favorably in the process. She then took his dick in her mouth and sucked away like she was trying to pull his balls through the piss hole, Ben stoically standing motionless as she went at it except for holding her head a time or two. They wasted no time with the vaginal pounding, and she was bouncing all the way down on it with a sense of abandon; not needing to warm up like many gals seem to do these days. She was no anal queen though and after a heated start, Ben was relied on to do most of the work on the makeshift hospital bed. The ending spew went to her face as he rubbed out the moderate load, the gal providing some post coital sucking to close things out. In overall terms, it was a decent scene but nothing like a few of the previous ones.

Scene Five: Eva Angelina, the cute brunette featured on the right hand side of the front cover, was up last as she tended to the mighty Evan Stone; the man an apparent patient in the local loony ward wearing one of those white coats with the arms tied in the extra long sleeves. She had on a fetish nurse outfit and sucked him off a little, applying a penis pump while some twisted French theme music played in the background. The pump made his erection even bigger, delighting the lady as she licked her lips at the prospect of getting it back in her mouth (among other places), the splashes of colorful paint on her body not comparing to the amount of fluid the pump left on his cock. She jerked him off really well, the lubricant serving her hands well as she laughed during the handjob. She also gave more oral too but it was the active vaginal screwing that I was most appreciative of. Once freed of his constraining jacket, Evan was even more aggressive but she was always in control of the action; pumping her fine ass up and down as her pussy went balls deep on his dick. The scene ended with a facial and she continued to suck him off, though never swallow, to finish things up. Yow!

Summary: Slime Ballin' 2 by director Vince Voss for Metro Interactive/Toxxxic was a lot of fun as a raincoater project and while it had some truly rough edges on the technical side, much of the sex was heated enough to earn the double disc set a rating of Recommended or better. The inclusion of a second disc from the vaults of Metro was really good at adding fuck for the buck value and the strokability factor seemed a cut above the pack, the movie having just come out but already making waves online. In short, Slime Ballin' 2 may not appeal to everyone but if you enjoy weird sex that could have fit into any of the recent Alt-Porn efforts elsewhere, sans the music of course, you will probably appreciate this one more than a little bit.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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