Cast: Jasmine Byrne, Billy Glide, Nyomi Marcela, >Britney Stevens, Donny Long, Sativa Rose, Lee Stone, Emily Evermore, James Deen
Length: 117:37 minutes
Date of Production: 4/5/2007 (box); 9/27/2006 & 12/21/2006 (credits)
Extra's: Most of you will appreciate the 18:39 minute long Bonus Scenes from Hot Squirts 4 between Sascha Knox and Marco Banderas/Duato the most. It was a decent little scene although I prefer extras taken straight from the movie in question more. In that sense, the 39:33 minute long Behind the Scenes feature was much better. Will was working the camera much of the time (as well as his pal Scott Davis and Big Richard Black according to the credits) and the lengthy footage was a combination of the photoshoots, the gals getting made up, and some clips from the sex scenes too. The crew got some screen time too (especially Will, who used to be so camera shy) and it was a great slice of the production as far as I was concerned. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, some spam, and a true double sided DVD cover.
Audio/Video Quality: Sweet Young Things 2 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Will Ryder for Bad Seed/Adam & Eve. Will is best known for his parody movies, another one coming out within days of this writing (Not The Bradys XXX), and musical inclinations but he puts together a very appealing show when it comes to the youth titles too. In this case, the lighting was solid so the issues others have had with grain, video noise, and other troubles relating to lighting were not a factor. The composition of the camera angles tended to make the ladies look good though some shots came across as attempting to try something new and largely falling a bit short in the process (at least the compression rate seemed decent with the bitrate on the video coming in around the mid 5 Mbps range most of the time I was paying any attention to it at all). This wasn't a lengthy shoot or a high budget offering but Will managed to put some spark in it nonetheless; knocking out a cute little flick in the series he took over from David Lord. The audio was the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital using the 192 Kbps bitrate. The language of choice was English and some of the gals used their considerable skills with dirty talk to enhance their scenes as a result but the separation between the channels and the largely generic music showed me that Will was not given a lot of post production time to polish it up as he is known for doing to his parodies, marking it as similar to most titles in the youth genre.
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Body of Review: Will Ryder is a virtual porn renaissance man these days for the added value he brings to his many projects. Not content with being a top publicist and star maker, he directs a variety of movies that each provide a creative outlet for the skills he developed when working in the mainstream music business. While some of us wait impatiently for his latest big name title parodying the Brady Bunch, I took a few hours to see what he's been up to in his most prolific genre, the youth title, for Bad Seed with Sweet Young Things 2. The movie is a series of vignettes that showcase some of the hottest young ladies in the porn world as they tease, suck, and fuck their way into your hearts (or crotches). I know there are hundreds of new titles employing this basic formulaic approach but Will always manages to add something slightly different to give his movies better replay value so I had no problems kicking back to see what he's offer this time. Fans of youth titles will undoubtedly find some action to like here too, the cast being a winner in terms of the ladies employed. If you're still interested, here's a brief take on the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:
Scene One: Jasmine Byrne, a major hotty with a fantastic overall package to appreciate, was up first as she teased in the living room in various states of undress. The tease was too short for my tastes but as soon as it was over, Billy Glide was snacking on her crack like a puppy dog and her over the top squirming struck me as fun to watch as she reclined on the couch. She liked his talents so much that she even switched positions to bend over and grant him access to her perfect pucker, the guy homing in with his tongue to satiate both their needs for some anal enjoyment. The passion displayed so early on in the scene was a breath of fresh air and that she was so turned on that she couldn't let him have all the fun immediately perked me up another notch as she slobbed his knob so aggressively. It was probably her best hummer I've seen in a long time so I knew the rest of the scene would be hot; the pair proving me correct as they continued showing similar levels of chemistry and energy throughout the penetrative sex in the scene too. She impaled herself soundly and her perfectly puffy pussy looked really good as a result. The sweaty duo finished up when he rubbed out a load of population pudding to her face, marking my biggest complaints of the scene as I wish she had done it and that his load was bigger. Whew!
Scene Two: Nyomi Marcela, the Asian gal seen on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she teased outside on the gorgeous day in her cover outfit. I'm not a big fan of hers but she's done some fine work in the past so I gave her a chance, the gal using a large red toy to stretch herself out in preparation of Billy Glide nailing her on the couch indoors. This was another time when the abrupt change from tease to action was in need of some transitional assistance but the way she orally worked his cock showed me he'd be in for a powerful ride by the gal; Nyomi seemingly turned on by not being stuck with some third tier mope this time (as happens all too frequently for her). She concentrated her efforts on the tip of his penis while her hand to gland combat style kept him erect; some of the action captured in POV fashion before she dropped to her knees to continue slobbing his knob. He gave her a lick or two but was more interested in having her sit on his cock, the gal another who was quick to ride actively; livening things up for me again. This continued with some intermittent oral (PTM) by the gal until he launched his load past her mouth (oops!) and on her awaiting tongue.
Scene Three: Britney Stevens, a brunette known more for her ample sample of a ass than anything else, was up next wearing a plaid skirt and see through black top as she masturbated while eating a blue lollipop. She might be as cute as Jasmine but her curvy figure is always a crowd pleaser so it came as no surprise that Donny Long enjoyed it when she was soon sucking his cock like the rent was due. Compared to Nyomi, she was far better at giving head; mixing different types of action into the blowjob as she spit on his dick and otherwise used her skills to get him ready. He fingered her while she did so and while I did not see much response from her then, she was happy when he started eating her cookie. She gave him an active ride and while it seemed somewhat mechanical compared to Jasmine's bout of boning, I doubt any straight man would turn her down after seeing her in action this time. The scene did have her taking the cock passively a good portion of the time as it wore on, Britney probably wanting someone a bit more compatible with her to make it really shine, but it had some replay value all the same; largely due to the oral antics up front. The scene ended with a mouth pop and her spitting it on the camera lenses for those who care.
Scene Four: Sativa Rose, another major Latina hotty I've grown to appreciate on many an occasion, was up next as she teased in the hallway wearing her bright blue dress and black panties. The pink vibrator on the couch looked tasty and she was soon engaged in carnal activity with the massive Lee Stone eating her twat. The gal squealed with pleasure as the top tier stud worked her over; proving his willingness to follow the song: "you gotta lick it before we kick it" all too well. He concentrated his tongue work on her clitoris, her moans of pleasure seeming to be at least partially real before she proved she was no slouch in giving head either. It was another messy hummer with spitting, the gal using hand and mouth in a coordinated effort to dry his balls dry from the looks of it. His meaty member all lubed up with Sativa's saliva, Lee started drilling her deeply as the gal came to appreciate just how large he was. I had no doubts as to her desire for more of his meat inside of her, the gal actively riding the cock wonderfully well to the best of her abilities. By the end of the scene, her cookie was showing the signs of his work all too well, the man pulling out to douse her face with semen. Yum!
Scene Five: Emily Evermore, the youthful hotty seen on the right hand side of the front cover in her blue top, was up last and while she was completely trashy looking thanks to too much make up, the gal was another reason I looked forward to seeing the DVD. The formula followed was the same as the others but she was immediately giving off sparks when blowing James Deen; a quirk of her personality I saw in person earlier this year as the sex kitten purred all over the signing booth during the 2007 AEE Show. James is a small guy overall and he seemed to want no part of going down on her but she appeared to get into a grudge fuck with him part way through; James choking her as she called for him to pork her harder. The excessive make up was an aspect I didn't like much but having seen a lot of young gals in public over the years, it was something a lot of them have in common so she looked less porn like in that sense. She turned up the dirty talk as the scene progressed and was a moderately active vaginal ride, showing a lot of untapped potential as she bounced on his cock so well. He even started fingering her ass but that was as far as it went since he popped a wad on her face shortly thereafter.
Summary: Sweet Young Things 2 by director Will Ryder for Bad Seed showed the technical aspects of the movie to be pretty solid for a low end youth title, even better in some ways than I thought it would be, as the only major weakness was how some of the ladies were not quite up to par for the kind of offering this was meant to be. Still, the replay and stroke value, combined with the solid extras and amount of youthful fuck for the buck, made Sweet Young Things 2 well worth a rating of Recommended. In short, you get to see a lot of young twat having enthusiastic fun even when paired with aging lotharios not worth their breath; providing raincoaters a lot to appreciate.
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