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Ruffneck Rehab

Studio: Latino Fan Club » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 9/18/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Year of Production:


Directed By:

Rob Greco

The Movie:

In an attempt to kick their various additions, hot Latino, Black, and Blatino dudes find that sexual therapy is exactly what the doctor has ordered.

The Cast:

Alejandro, Oliver, Cream, D.C., Filipe, Spin, Tony, Heineken, Peace, The General.

Safe Sex/Condoms:


The Dudes:

Wow! What a hot mix of Latino and Black dudes! All the dudes have dark hair with some cut very short while others have medium length and long hair pulled back. There are plenty of sexy tattoos, cool facial hair, hairy and smooth chests, full and trimmed pubes, and big uncut 'n cut cocks.

Scene One:

The General (good-looking dude with short hair, mustache, muscular/smooth/tattooed body) has just checked into rehab needs to learn the ropes from Oliver (handsome with dark hair, toned/smooth body). Having a take a required monitored shower, The General shucks his clothes revealing his full dark pubes, plump nuts, and big uncut cock much to Oliver's delight. Before long, The General's erotic bathing is simply too much for Oliver to take so he strips down showing off his dark trimmed pubes, plump balls, and chubby cut dick and hops in under the warm water. Oliver wastes no time getting handfuls of The General's hot bubble butt and growing manhood. He's soon down on his knees cramming as much of that cock down his throat while "shaking hands" with the shaft working the generous foreskin.

Clean and toweled off, The General fucks Oliver's tight bunghole from behind using fast 'n smooth humping with some hot camera shots of The General's tight hairy touchhole and nuts as he pounds Oliver. Oliver reaches back and plays with that hairy manhole as The General drills the hell out of him. Both dudes are very into the action and each other, which is a big turn-on. The General shoots a small load on Oliver's bum and Oliver cuts loose with a large tasty thick load of jizz on his fist. Hot!

Scene Two:

Hot dude Spin (long dark hair pulled back, toned/tall/smooth/tattooed body) snoops through the office filing cabinet looking for God knows what when he happens upon a hidden pussy magazine. Thumbing through the raunchy periodical, Spin begins to rub the front of his tracksuit and soon pulls it down exposing his large 'n bushy black pubes, plump hangy nuts, and big fat unclipped pinga. He jacks that large dong to full hardness with his right fist working the heavy foreskin up 'n over the moist cock knob using over and under handed strokes. Spin makes himself comfortable by sitting down with sexy muscular thighs spread wide as he switches back and forth between his left and right fists to manually pleasure himself busting a thick nut on the floor. Very hot dude!

Scene Three:

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Peace (good-looking dude with bandana covering hair, goatee, toned/smooth body) sits on a sofa leafing through a cock magazine waiting for his appointment with sexy counselor Alejandro (short dark hair, goatee, toned/smooth body). Well, Alejandro has another type of "counseling" in mind as the dudes kiss with deep wet tongue leading Alejandro to undress and show off his full dark bush, fat clipped tool, and plump nuts. Peace immediately wraps his tight fist around that dong and pulls that pork . Alejandro drops to his knees taking Peace's large clipped tool down his gullet deep throat to those full dark pubes and hangy plump nuts. In return, Peace crams Alejandro's big ol' schlong down his throat giving some delicious head.

Alejandro lubes Peace's tight hairy butt hole and slowly sinks his large phallus up that snug man-chute from behind fucking with long 'n smooth strokes making Peace moan and grunt with lusty satisfaction. He fucking digs it and both dudes are completely into the action. There are plenty of cool penetration shots here as Alejandro plows his patient. Alejandro switches back and forth between all-out ass drilling and long/smooth strokes. Alejandro stands over Peace beating his meat and shoots a large thick load of man-juice on Peace's face and chest. Hot load! Peace pulls that pork shooting on his fist and stomach while Alejandro pinches his hard nipples.

Scene Four:

Cream (fucking hot dude with very short dark hair, cool facial hair, toned/hairy body) sits in his counselor's office wanting desperately to get the hell out of Dodge. Counselor Tony (very hot with shaved head, goatee, tall/toned/smooth body) listens patiently as Cream begins to describe "disturbing" sexual dreams he's been recently having. Cream becomes turned on confessing his lusty dreams and begins to rub the noticeable bulge in Tony's pants. He undoes that belt, yanks pants and boxers down to reveal Tony's shaved pubes, plump balls, and yummy uncut pork. He strokes that big dick kissing and jacking the stalk, working the foreskin, and finally chows down filling his gullet. Cream licks and sucks Tony's large nuts and then switches to nursing the flared pink knob.

Tony fucks Cream mouth sliding that prick easily into that hot wet mouth all the way for some groovy deep throat action as his plump nuts swing to and fro. Cream removes his shirt showing off his extremely hot 'n hairy toned chest. Dude is fucking hot! Pulling his blue jeans and boxers down, we are soon treated to a nice view of Cream's full dark pubes, plump hangy balls, and fat cut member. Cream beats off using his right fist as Tony continues to fuck his face. Cream shoots a large thick load of man-goo on the floor. Hot! Tony busts a tasty nut of very thick man-pudding on Cream's hairy chest. Hot!

Scene Five:

Heineken (fucking hot dude with dark hair, baseball cap, goatee, tall/tight/smooth/tattooed body) is hanging out with his fellow rehabber The General (scene one) when Filipe (good-looking dude with black buzz cut, goatee, toned/smooth body) joins the dudes to shoot the breeze. The guys are bored and all they have for entertainment is a video titled "The Dangers of Drugs". Much to the dudes' delight, the movie turns out to be a porno with some gal chowing down on a big cock. Filipe stands up, pulls his shorts and briefs down, and reveals his full pubes, hangy plump nuts, and uncut cock. He begins jacking his member using his right fist as he works the foreskin.

Following the lead, The General stands up pulling his shorts down showing off his full dark bush, and uncut cock and begins to wank off. Not wanting to be left out of the action, Heineken pulls his blue jeans down revealing a full dark bush, hot hangy nuts, and big unclipped meat and jacks that fucker. Working themselves to the point of no return, Filipe shoot a thick load on the floor, Heineken squirts a large thick load that flies out of his piss slit. Hot load! The General dumps a small thick load on his fist while loudly crying out with pleasure.

Scene Six:

Counselor Alejandro (scene three) is preparing for a group therapy session but inpatients D.C. (good-looking with dark hair, tall/toned/tattooed/hairy body) and Carlos (handsome with dark hair, beard stubble, toned/smooth body) have another group "activity" on their horny minds. Alejandro is soon pulling off his clothing revealing his full dark pubes, hot nuts, and clipped cock, Carlos strips down exposing his dark trimmed bush, balls, and uncut pork, and D.C. shows off his full dark bush, and large clipped tool. Alejandro grabs both of those dongs and starts jacking 'em while working Carlos's tasty foreskin back 'n forth over the knob. D.C. takes Alejandro's dick deep throat sliding his mouth up 'n down while he continues to stroke Carlos. Carlos gets in on the oral action sucking Alejandro's prick giving excellent head while D.C licks 'n sucks those balls. Alejandro chows down on Carlos working his hungry mouth up 'n down and giving that hot foreskin a good going-over.

Cream (scene four) and Filipe (scene five) show up spying on the action and rubbing the bulges in each other's pants. D.C. jacks Cream's clipped dick and goes down providing some very delicious head as Filipe fucks Carlos's face with his fat uncut cock and Alejandro blows Carlos. Carlos gets down on Filipe's tool and mouth watering nuts making him moan with pleasure as Cream slides his member down Alejandro's throat giving him a right nice mouth drilling. Alejandro fucks Carlos's tight hairy bunghole in the side/missionary position using slow 'n full strokes as Cream screws D.C.'s tight hairy touchhole from behind fast 'n hard. D.C. digs getting porked exclaiming, "Oh fuck, yeah! Oh shit! Oh yeah!" as Cream orders him to "Open that boy pussy!" Carlos shoots a large thick load on his stomach and chest, Alejandro cuts loose with a large amount of thick jizz on D.C.'s stomach and chest, Cream busts a big thick nut on D.C.'s hairy chest, D.C. cums on his full dark bush, and Filipe shoots a thick load on D.C.'s stomach. Hot dudes!



"Ruffneck Rehab" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography is cool providing complete coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups of the cock sucking and butt sex penetration. The picture quality is sharp and clean.


The sound is clear so that the viewer can easily hear these streetwise dudes' sexy NYC accents along with authentic city traffic from outdoors, and plenty of lusty sex noises.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, and a preview for: "Teen Hustler 3".

Final Thoughts:

Guys if you are into hot streetwise Latino, Black, and Blatino dudes then "Ruffneck Rehab" is the movie for you. Once again The Latino Fan Club along with Director Rob Greco know exactly what the fans want and provide plenty of it. What I found to be huge turn-on in this particular movie is that the dudes are completely into each other and the action. There are no bored/blank "gay for pay" facial expressions to be found as the guys gets down to some serious cock sucking and butt fucking. The videography is quite good providing full coverage of all the action with plenty of close-ups and lots of hot penetration camera shots. This time around, it's really hard for me to pick personal favorites as I found each 'n every guy to be sexy. Here goes: The General, Spin, Alejandro, Cream, and Heineken. I highly recommend for fans of rough 'n tumble dudes.

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