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Teen Hitchhikers 15 has the common theme of guys scouting the streets for 'random' girls to fuck for a buck. This lends an amateur feel to the film, but it's not so great that it compromises the quality. The Audio is still stereo 2.0 and the Video Full Frame Color. But images and sounds are as good as one would want, and the hands behind the camera do a nice job of pacing their focus.
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CinemaPlay Entertainment sound more like a theater company than a porn corp. And judging by the cover design, the gang put as much thought in their name as they did in not looking cheap. Even still, platinum blond Donna on the cover is a prime choice and the pics on the back aren't too shady. Two hours with 5 teen girls is what we're offered; hopefully they don't leave us stranded on the side of the road.
Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
Out for innocent stroll, pencil thin Bailey is approached by the CinemaPlay gang and invited into their limo. Bailey is an adorably cute daughter gone completely wrong. She looks like she should be studying or texting her BFFs. But that's not how things happen; once home Bailey sucks the dude's white meat like any good amateur girl. Not too fast or rough, and with the look of "yeah right, this is fun". She spits on his dick to wax it better and slowly her tiny, denim skirt and skimpy top come off. Bailey is blessed with a nice pair of peaches and a snatch so smooth you'd think it's made of butter. As Bailey gets comfy she does some deep throating and gaging, then positions her spider legs against a table to get reamed doggy style. The guy pumps away and the action has an amateur feel to it; things are done well, but at times there's a flubb or two. Despite this, Bailey's sexy, rail-thin figure and neighborhood looks make her a naughty girl. A soupy facial surprised Bailey, but she quickly recovers.
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Oral, Vag, Facial
These guys must live in Herland, because there's a sexy girl needing a lift on every corner. Holly is a lovely brunette who has perfect, golden tits and the body of cheerleader. She sits on the couch and the guy braces her head to fuck her face. This leads to a little deep throating or gagging, but mostly a nice noisy bj. Holly lies back and throws her bare feet up to her chin so they guy can enter her in a missionary position. Cowgirl may be the best position of the scene, because the guy's member is long and straight, and Holly really works it good--sliding up and down and grinding in his lap. The chemistry between the two is a bit stale, but the boning is worthy a look. Holly looks more like your typical adult film youngster, so the scene didn't have such a strong 'amateur' feel.
Oral, Vag, Facial
This chubby faced brunette desperately needs a lift. But the guys can only provide a ride. This being a movie and not real life, she accepts and finds herself back at their crib, knees to the floor and her nose buried in the dude's crotch. Lindsay is the first to provide true deep throats and to induce gagging. Cheek tents and dick smacks round out the oral and lead to our gal bent across the couch. Lindsay is a larger girl than most so far, but no where near being heavy. Her thick ass and heavenly, meaty thighs invite you to melt into her flesh. But the only thing to melt into her is the guy's member. He plugs her fat pussy in missionary and reverse cowgirl . Lindsay gets a work out and burns up a sweat. This of course means a long-time fuck, and so the couple spend too long doing nothing fresh. It's basic positions and basic boning. It started fresh with the more intense oral, but fell in to routine somewhere in the middle. Still, Lindsay's dollish face and nice figure are easy on the eyes and when she accepts a cum facial, she proves her worth.
Oral, Vag, Facial
Donna claims to be an 18 y/o hottie, but could, creepily, pass for much younger. Wearing a pink tank top, she hops in the car where her partner sits eager to bone. Donna has long hair that has been dyed blonde and is starting to show her true colors, which is evident by her bushy, black eyebrows. A sweet gal with a trailer trash feel, Donna is naughty and ready for action. She starts sucking dick in the car and moves later to the well worn couch. Donna's thick ass is amazing and just large enough for her small figure. Living in the moment, she seems to be getting a thrill out of performing--as though it's still a novelty. All this is fine, except that she's appears more into the 'this is crazy' aspect than trying to please her audience. So what pleases us instead is her nice sun tan-lined ass and little boobs. For some reason the action is clumsy, causing Donna to laugh a lot. In the last few minutes a super sweet piledriver puts Donna's head to the floor, and ends in a popshot to her tongue. She flinches a little, accepts it, but won't yum it down.
Oral, Vag, Facial
Madison doesn't look much like a teen hitchhiker; but if you flash your boob on the side of the road, you're likely to get picked up. Freckled, red-headed, and full of laughs, Madison looks like a college student out prowling the bars. Once at the house she unsheds this image, along with a sexy, denim skirt, and turns into your naughty neighbor's girlfriend. Madison's sweet pasty body is perfect, and complimented by handfuls of freckled breasts. Her southern territory is completely shaved and she hardly has any vag lip, so her cooch looks like a rip in a leather sofa. Still hot and still functioning, Madison's pussy juices start to flow and the guy pumps her mission style on the couch. The camera catches her thin lips stretching and her spotless, inviting balloon knot below. Madison is a sexy broad and gives a decent 'amateur like' show, but she looks much older than the other girls, and throws the theme off, for me at least. She does welcome a mediocre pop to the chop, but again, no swallowing.
I didn't expect much from this flick; a rather obscure company, simple cover art, and young girls that look like they should be going to the latest Mandy Moore film rather than wandering the corner's acting as hitchhikers. But this film pleasantly surprised me. All of the girls are fine, young things and give a performance that seem more wrong than right (they're daddy's prolly thought they were dropping their daughters off at the mall). But if you can brush aside that most of these gals ~look~ too young (done) and that they're not your daughters so why worry (done) this is a decent way to spend two hours.
All girls give sweet, amateur-based performances, even though the film quality itself never leans that way. Bailey and Donna deserve their own movies and the other gals could easily reach that level with a little more gusto in their performance. Unfortunately, the final act, Madison, doesn't look like a teen at all-maybe 20, 21--so this was a bit of a rip. And sure she could certainly be a teen, but are we judging with the facts or with our eyes. Teen Hitchhikers 15 is a well done romp around the neighborhood. A lack of any features whatsoever is like a slap in the face--did they even try? But I back the film, or the ladies at least, and give it this: Highly Recommended