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Barely Legal #74


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 9/22/07



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Young

Director: Erica McLean

Cast: Natasha, Evie, Cassie, Lystra, Barbie, & Amina

Length: 1hr 30 min

Production Date: Hustler, 2007

Extras: Behind the Scenes: Running 13 minutes and has typical photo shoot footage and Q&As in between takes. Barbie Love adds a nice, quick cum gargle and slurp after her facial in scene 5--footage that was cut for some dumb reason.
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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is your typical porn standard of stereo 2.0; it sounds great and unless you want vag pounding in surround sound, you should be happy. The Video is a pleasing, clear and crisp Full Frame Color.

Body of Review: Barely Legal is probably one of the biggest porn series that is more easily recognized by the general public. This gives their company Hustler a pretty strong step ahead of some of the other titles and companies. Obviously some thing's working because we're now in volume 74 and I'd bet my left nut at the time of this writing # 75 has gone to print. This is quite a legend, so my expectations are mid-range (mainly because Hustler never really strays from the path). 5 scenes with 6 lovely young women, a recipe for disaster--of the glorious kind.

Scene 1: Amina
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Amina and her beau just returned from a day of four-wheelin'. Still pumped with energy the two make out in the atv's seat. Amina lies back and ejoys having her slick pussy chomped on. Amina is another everyday, Midwest type, sexy legs (even if in cowboy boots) and shoulder-length brown hair. She's cute and her tongue ring makes the oral she gives tantalizing, but nothing about this girl suggests that she's near the age limit. Maybe her small breasts. And while she very well may be one day over 18, she doesn't look it. Mark Ashley bangs her golden pussy in doggy and missionary, showing that even if a bit older, her plumbing is still tuna can tight. Putting her sexy feet onto his thighs and slipping his cock between her lips, Amina grinds in reverse cowgirl, showing off a sexy tummy tattoo and just how strong her legs can be. If this wasn't touted as minimally aged girls, this would be a decent, simple, clean bone scene. But since the Amina looks much older, it's mediocre at best. A grand facial puts a nice topping of spunk to her face.

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Scene 2: Cassie and Lystra
Acts Included: Oral, Dildo Play
Cassie and Lystra do what any decent young girl in a lezzy scene should do; they put on skimpy outfits to wash a car and eventually get into a water fight. These young ladies do carry a barely legal badge. Both are petite, doll-faced girls with budding breasts and tight figures. Cassie is Asian and super skinny but handles a dildo like a vet. Brunette and tanned, Lystra is a California girl, slightly curvy with a great B sized chest. As they sit on the hood, they stroke their bald beavers, twisting their torsos and moaning themselves to climax. Although this is a way too simplified scene, it at least kept with the young theme.

Scene 3: Natasha
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
Ooh, Natasha is an angel of dirty deeds. Another brunette, Natasha has the ideal body; thick legs, decent boobage, and tummy that has a slight pooch to it. She finds someone going through her laundry to sniff her panties and suggests that he just take the ones she's wearing. Like any upstanding, young male, he agrees and further exposes her wicked body. Once on her knees, Natasha gives a hearty blowjob--gliding her hands around his pole and receiving a few mushroom stamps to her long tongue. Because they are in the laundry room, good use is made of the dryer. The guy tosses Nat's legs over his shoulder and enters her smooth, hairless vag. Natasha is a good fuck. She's not too loud and pumps her ass at a nice consistency. Her superb boobage flaps in the air like someone shaking out a rug. Although nothing involves the harder acts of much of today's porn, this scene is satisfying in an old school way. But again, Nat looks more like 20--at the least--so the barely legal aspect doesn't gel for me here either.

Scene 4: Evie
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Evie is a busty Latina working as a waitress just trying to earn a fuck. Finally, she gets a customer and the fun begins right there on the patio table. Evie unlocks her chest cannons and two, brown, boobs flop to her stomach. Evie receives oral before returning the favor to her customer. Just like previous scenes, the oral is tame--midshaft, hand strokage, dry and bland. Watching Evie get plugged is more exciting, especially when her broad, Latin ass is in the way. Her golden pelotas slap his thighs shaking their fillings and making Evie's body quake. In doggy, it looks as though her vag has had some company, as the guy slips in and out with no effort. To counter this, we are treated with Evie's gravity affected breasts slapping the air at each pump. Again, cute as she is, Evie looks way beyond legal. A wimpy pop to her cabeza doesn't help.

Scene 5: Barbie
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Facial
Last on this disc is Barbie, possibly the most attractive girl of the film. Wearing a short, pink skirt, skin-tight t-shirt, Barbie's body spills out a little from beneath her clothes. She has a thick, firm figure, but it's got a roll or two tucked away. Barbie performs a pretty hot oral session. It's smooth and simple, but against her sweet face it looks better than most. Before fucking his cock in reverse cowgirl, Barbie pulls her shirt up to release the hens and a pair of simple, golden boobs wtih a slight flop spill out. As the two fuck, the action's energy is on par with the rest of the disc: clean cut, nothing fresh and mildly exciting. Thankfully, her facial is the best,, so there's that to look forward to.

Concluding Words:
This film is nothing more than any other quickly created porn vid. The girls are all very cute and give half-way decent performances, but not a single one stands out from the flick I saw last night, much less from each other. The technical aspects are truly the strongest traits, as even the special features and menu options are duds. But my biggest complaint, let's say grievance, is that these girls don't look "barely legal" (with the slight exception of scene 2). They're not even close. We'll legal to drink maybe? Or if the age of consent in Alaska or some remote territory is 25. Cute as they are and as sweet of them to bare it and bone it for our pleasure, this disc is just a marketing gimmick tail coating the days of yore. But I had this feeling; I mean you can just look at the pics on the box. There's nothing here that would get Orange County's panties in a bundle. Nonetheless, the action is tame and full of the most basic of acts, which makes it a pretty good flick for couples starting their dark drive down the depths of dirty pictures. Other than this, most may find the action too simple and the girls a dime a dozen. RentIt


 



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