XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » MILF Worship 3

MILF Worship 3


Studio: Exquisite » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 9/24/07



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

genre. Big Boob Gonzo
director. Dr. Feelgood
length. 2hrs 29min
cast. Nina Hartley. Ava Lauren. Talon. Morgan Reigns. Sienna West. Victoria Valentino. Mark Wood. Brian Surewood. Steven French.
production date. May 5, 10-11, 18, 30, 2007


the audio & video

Video was shot in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was very sharp and shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

extras

Back Stage [36m 51s] - This was an extremely entertaining featurette of interviews with all of the stars of the disc. I particularly enjoyed the third of the time they spend talking to Nina, as she discusses her time on the Boogie Nights set and the differences between a Hollywood set and a porn set. She also mentions a lost scene she shot with William H. Macy that has yet to see the light of day. | Slide Show


the fucking

-- sponsored by --

Sienna spends some time under a shady palm tree showing off her body for the camera, before heading inside to start sucking on Mark's "wood". She strips off her outfit and straddles him for some sexy cowgirl, which is followed by some dick-stiffening doggystyle. Missionary's next, along with cowgirl, reverse and sideways. Mark spreads her legs for more missionary, until he drops a hot shot square on her pussy.

Sexy body aside, there's something about Sienna that gets my blood boiling. It's not her tits, because I'm not that much of a fan of fake boobs. Perhaps it's her golden tanned skin and thick, sexy ass? Well, whatever it might be, if this scene sets the tone for the rest of the disc, I'm going to need a cold shower before too long.

[ Sienna West. Mark Wood. | Oral (F). Vaginal. PTM. | Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Sideways Cowgirl. | Condoms: Nope. |]

This scene begins with the camera panning from the ground up, as it follows Ava's thick, sexy fishnet-clad legs, before almost knocking us out with a closeup shot of her humongous titties. Unfortunately, unlike with Sienna, we don't get to spend much time with Ava showing off that sexy body of hers before Talon joins the scene. He stuffs his dick in her mouth and then bends her over for some of the sexiest doggystyle I've seen. She saddles up for an extremely hot and lengthy cowgirl ride, which is followed by reverse cowgirl that gets her titties bouncing. Next up is scissors, along with bow and arrow, until Talon drops a shot in her mouth to end the scene.

Yes, I realize I went slightly crazy with the word "sexy" and variations of the word. However, this French-Canadian Mexican-Indian mami was pushing all my buttons and it took a lot of restraint not to grab my crotch. Talon's unnecessary moaning "Ohhh yeah!" was pretty annoying, but thankfully, those curves worked wonders on helping me ignore it. Coincidently, during the "Back Stage" footage, her eyes light up when she discovers she's working with a Puerto Rican. "

[ Ava Lauren. Talon. | Oral (F). Vaginal. PTM. | Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Scissors. Bow & Arrow. | Condom?: Nope |]

As with the first scene, Victoria spends a few minutes showing off her sexy lingerie-clad body, before crawling over to Mark to suck his dick. After taking off her bra, she bends over for doggystyle, which is followed by missionary. She saddles up for a sexy cowgirl ride, regular and reverse, before spreading her legs once again for missionary that leads to Victoria taking a shot to the mouth to end the scene.

Sexually speaking, Victoria is a very pretty girl with the thick, sexy body type that does all sorts of wonders for my hormones - watching her body in motion is a work of art.

[ Victoria Valentino. Mark Wood. | Oral (F). Vaginal. PTM. | Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. | Condom?: None in sight. |]

Morgan shows off her body and her skill with a silver vibrator, until Steven heads over to let her get a taste of the real thing. When she feels it's sufficently lubed, she straddles him for cowgirl, followed by missionary and reverse cowgirl. Morgan bends over for doggystyle, along with scissors, until Steve drops a shot on her chest at the end of the scene.

Morgan reminded me of someone I'm not really attracted to - Celine Dion. Fortunately, Morgan is much more attractive in this, her second scene ever.

[ Morgan Raines. Steven French. | Oral (F). Vaginal. PTM. | Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. Scissors. | Condoms: Nyet. |]

Nina spends some time at the beginning of the scene outlining what she's going to be doing, as she shows off her legendary assets. She makes her way over to Mark and immediately starts sucking his dick. Nina gets the action started by slapping that great ass of hers down on his lap to take him for a ride, both regular and reverse, before bending over for doggystyle. There's also some lengthy missionary, along with more cowgirl, until Nina lays back and spreads her legs for anal missionary. He also pounds her ass doggystyle and scissors, before telling him to "go wash up" so he can fuck her pussy until he strokes a shot onto her tongue to end the scene.

This scene comes pretty damn close to being an "Actor's Studio"-type display of how to fuck on screen. Nina shows off all of the reasons why she's lasted as long as she has in an industry that is not known for longevity (especially today). Watching as much porn as I do (but still not nearly as much as fellow reviewer Mr. Houston), I find myself being more critical of females than I used to be. It could be that I'm getting older, but watching an attractive female with fake body parts repeating "oh baby!" ad naseum is really tiresome. So when you find someone who truly seems to be getting off on what they're doing, it could make a lukewarm scene that much hotter. I'm not saying this was a lukewarm scene, it's just that Nina's seemingly genuine performance made me take a quick step up on my soapbox.

[ Nina Hartley. Mark Wood. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. Snowball. | Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. | Condoms: No |]

the final word

You know what? I'm just going to stop being so semantical when a company titles its flick "MILF anything". I've realized that there usually are only one or two girls on in the flick that actually have kids. In fact, Sienna is the only lady on the disc who cops to being a mom - so I guess there is at least one MILF I wouldn't mind worshiping. However, that doesn't mean this disc isn't hot and have some seriously sexy ladies on it. It does. And while Sienna didn't waste much time getting a rise outta me, Ava damn near made me explode. (Note to self: You MUST find more flicks starring Ava.) Highly Recommended.


comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews


Naughty Natasha
Blacked Out 8
Fucking The Neighbors
Anal Savages 3
Angela Volume Three
Threesome Fantasies Volume 2
Swallowed.com Volume 11
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Disciplined Teens 8
Vampires


Featured Reviews


Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:


Delivered by FeedBurner