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All By Myself 2
All By My Self 2
Director: Patrick Collins
Cast: Tea, Wildy, Zoe L. Fox, Simi, Gina, Eufrat, Carol Gold, Stracy, Jamie Lynn
Length: 84:24 minutes
Date of Production: 6/24/2007
Extras: The best extra will be the two bonus scenes. One starring Jamie Lynn and lasting 9:28 minutes, had her on a couch in the dark, employing a slower dynamic than her scene for the body of the movie, even the light music less intrusive (the scene called "Angel Wings"). The other was a 6:03 minute long solo scene starring Jenna Haze where she got all over the top; reminding me that the foreign gals in the movie were actually better by comparison, despite her large fanbase that might disagree with my assessment. My next favorite was the 7:20 minute long version of Carol Gold's scene below, the gal more aggressively working her cookie over with the toys as her body glistened with a lot of lube or oil; in the form of an Easter Egg. It could be accessed from the main page by finding the Elegant Angel logo on the lower left hand corner and selecting it when highlighted. There was also a photogallery, a second side to the DVD cover, and 6 trailers to shows like All By Myself 1, Sperm Swappers 3,Destination Dirtpipe 2, Big Wet Asses 9, Swallow My Squirt 3, Big Wet Tits 3, Squirt In My Gape, Greatest Asswhores Ever, Big Wet Asses, Slave Dolls 2, It's A Daddy Thing 2.
Audio/Video Quality: All By My Self 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as directed by Patrick Collins for Elegant Angel. The fleshtones were fairly accurate, the lighting decent, with the visual flaws like grain and video noise about average, thanks in part to the camera work by William H. Nutsack and Dr. Philgood (editing by Bruce Carter). The composition of the camera angles was almost always the best in terms of making the gals look great even if some scenes were designed around a pervert peeper that didn't work as well with the bitrate varying more than usual here but typically staying in the 4 Mbps area for the video. Patrick has made better looking titles in the recent past but he did manage to handle the thematic elements better than most seem able to do, spending the kind of time needed to make the scenarios work on a deeper level. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was in 192 Kbps and appeared to be without much language skills displayed (English probably not spoken by the majority of the cast) though more basic in most ways than expected with little separation and limited dynamic range but it didn't get in the way of the heat when it appeared in the action either. Some of the audio mixing was on the light end, needing to be ramped up to be heard, but at least the music wasn't as invasive as in some movies by others these days.
Body of Review: Patrick Collins has been the head guy at Elegant Angel forever now, almost selling out awhile back but thankfully sticking with the jizz biz and making a comeback. His latest release is a fetish flick called All By Myself 2 (or All By My Self 2 depending on who you believe), a female masturbation movie much like rival Third Degree's All Alone and the sequel to All By Myself 1. The entire movie was made up of a variety of super appealing women masturbating and teasing the camera, providing superior stroke value along the way. If this is the kind of action you like, you'd be hard pressed to find a better set of scenes and extras. The back cover said it like this: "All by Myself 2 is a journey into the real ( and sometimes shameful) orgasms of nine of the most stunning girls in the world. From the most seductive blue eyes to the most soulful browns and everything in between these girls transfix with a glance. Their bodies represent different versions of perfection. Most girls of this caliber are accustomed to being the center of attention but I wanted them to allow me to capture that moment when they are at their most vulnerable, when the director and crew cease to exist, when their facades crumble, and they cum for us, when they really cum. The journey is different for each model but the destination is the same. Some are very quiet and actually try to resist the inevitable. Others are more comfortable and even turned on by letting us watch. What follows is a collection of emotional and compelling moments including Wildly orgasming so hard that she cries tears of joy and tears of truth. For me this is what it's all about. I hope you enjoy the journey as much as I did." That said, here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no men or condoms were used here:
Scene One: Tea, a lean and very cute blonde with nice breasts, was up first as she played with herself on the staircase landing, losing her pink dress rather quickly to diddle herself with a large flesh colored dildo. The thumping music stopped by the time she undressed again and started drilling herself with the large fake cock, looking very much like she was getting off even before the scene showed her going for round two with a pocket rocket of some sort from Doc Johnson.
Scene Two: Wildy, a smiling little hotty who was immediately rubbing her clit on the spiral staircase with her foot on the banister, was up next as the synth music played on. That she smiled added some fun for me but the gal was apparently trying her best to get off, succeeding in large part thanks to the toys. It involved another pocket rocket and a blue rabbit vibrator, resulting in her getting very wet.
Scene Three: Zoe L. Fox, another blonde with a lean body but larger breasts, was up in the living room and bedroom to rub and masturbate her sweet body before taking a liking to a variety of toys laid out for her on the bed. The large black cock seemed to intrigue her the most, running it across her nipple before pounding it inside of her cookie. She then replaced it with a smaller vibrator and a pocket rocket, making those little noises women make when they are getting off for real (usually when men are not around for the to put on a show for).
Scene Four: Simi, a cute brunette in black lingerie and pearls, was up next as she followed the formula of rubbing herself and slowly undressing to the music in the background. Her large breasts and ample ass were delightful to behold, the gal shaking her curves rather well as her clothing fell to the floor one piece at a time. The wicker chair was her resting spot for the sexual stimulation, the lady employing a neon pink vibrator and a small pocket rocket for her clitoris. She seemed to be performing more than truly getting off but it could have been the way the camera caught her in this case.
Scene Five: Gina, a hot blond playing a tough gal in white that liked to smoke cigarettes, was up next as she used one hand (initially) to remove her clothing for better access. This led to both hands coming into play, the same type of toys employed to provide those good vibrations the others used to their advantage. In this case though, a very large clear dildo was used to stretch her pussy to the max, Gina sticking to using the first few inches of it rather than jam the entire length inside herself.
Scene Six: Eufrat, a skinny brunette wearing a loose white top and blue jean skirt, was up next as the camera got some upskirt footage of her on the steps of a large hotel or mansion, leading the viewer into seeing her change into some patterned undies as she got comfy in bed. She used a wand vibrator on the gold post bed; spending as much time digging deep with it as focusing on her clitoris. Bringing in another toy (guess which kind), she continued to gyrate her hips to the swaying rhythm of toys as her juices glistened in plain view of the camera.
Scene Seven: Carol Gold, another generic but fetching blond, was up next on the stairway (to heaven) as she ditched her cloths with her ass in the air. All that was left was a neon blue fishnet top, the gal smiling at the camera knowingly as she gave some extra titty play and ran the material across her hardening nipples. I liked that she oiled up for the inevitable penetration sequence but it seemed truncated; almost as if cut off before she finished up.
Scene Eight: Stracy, wearing a pink baby doll top and blue jean shorts, was another brunette that I'd have done if given the chance. Her large, all natural breasts looked good on her (and would have looked better in my mouth or wrapped around my cock) but the lack of population pudding in the movie told me that she was going to follow the strict limits of the formula and please only herself physically. The small, flesh colored dildo fit nicely in her cookie, the gal bending over on the chair to repeatedly plunge it into herself with an increasing tempo. In all then, it was a pretty warm little scene that would have benefited by adding on some more time.
Scene Nine: Jamie Lynn, the cover gal advertised as "2006 Penthouse Pet of the Year" and only return visitor from All By Myself 1, was up in a skimpy (though traditional) set of bra & panties on the piano stool as she seductively glanced at the camera. She only had a bit under ten minutes to get off but she started in a state of arousal from what I could see, wisely masturbating through her see through panties using a larger vibrator that enhanced the look as she got increasingly wet. The cameltoe action aside, she seemed to be another doing the scene strictly for the pay but when you look as good as she does, it's not as weak a scenario as with some of the foreign babes that were less inspirational.
Summary: All By My Self 2 as directed by Patrick Collins for Elegant Angel was a winner for fans of ladies getting off. I know porn is full of hype but I believed that many of the ladies were truly having orgasms, and while this selection of ladies might not have lived up to the original volume of the series with All By Myself 1. Thanks to a nice diversity of performers and their various means of getting off, I felt a rating of Recommended was fair since All By My Self 2 provided what it said it would and in such a quality manner that Patrick proved his talents yet again. Good job!
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