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10 Dirty Talkin' Masturbators

Studio: Bad Seed » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 10/5/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

StudioBad Seed

Release Date: 7/24/2007

Production Year:: 02/25/2007 thru 03/03/2007 and 04/05/2007

Length: 1 hrs. 30 mins

Producer: Phyllart Productions

Director Steve Austin

Distributor: Adam & Eve Productions


Synopsis 10 Girls Talkin' Real Dirty To The Viewer While Launching Their Own Wild Orgasms! All 10 girls are using their fingers and toys to plumb the depths of their carnal desires!

Cast: Cindy Crawford, Annette Schwarz , Chelsie Rae, Adrianna Nicole , Mikayla ,Allie Ray ,India Summer, Chavon Taylor, Nadi Phuket, Elena Rivera

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Bonus Scene, Slide Show, Behind the Scenes, Previews, Web Site Information, Commentary with Cindy Crawford.

Audio/Video: 10 Dirty Talkin' Masturbators was directed by Steve Austin for Bad Seed and distributed by Adam &Eve. 10 Dirty Talkin' Masturbators was filmed in High Definition and presented in wide screen format. The colors were accurate, the flesh tones solid. The sound portion was good and was presented in 2.1 Digital Dolby surround sound. There was some audio and video distortion towards the end where it locked up on Nadia's scene and I had to re-start it. There were no known issues with the lighting throughout the entire screener. I did like that some scenes were filmed in nature light and outdoors.

OverView: Ten beautiful ladies each getting just about 10 minutes to show and strut their wares and show the camera just how good they are getting themselves and hopefully the viewer off at the same time. Is 10 minutes enough time for these ladies?? You decide.

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Extras : Bonus Shout Out. Cindy 2nd solo, Trailers for Nine other Bad Seed titles; Bubble Gum Cuties, Toy Box 2, Black Poles in Dark Holes, My First White Chick, Anal Sex Movie, Hot Squirt #3, Hot Squirt#4, The Mother Load, Take it All Volume 1

Behind the Scenes: A twenty-one minute intro of the ladies and a bit about themselves. You also have some antics and silliness from the cast and a look at the photo shoot. The audio portion of the brief interviews with the ladies was very low making it hard to hear at times.

Scene One: Cindy Crawford

Cindy talks to the camera while being on the phone and hangs up on her call. She pinches her nipple and then starts talking dirty as she shows us her stuff and then she breaks out a big dildo to play with vaginally and anally. She deep throats the dildo and fingers both holes.

Scene Two: Mikayla.

Again the scene starts with her being on the phone and then dropping the call. She is naked in no time and talking to the camera the whole time. Her fingers work quickly and she puts on a good show with a ample amount of dirty talk.

Scene Three: Allie Ray

Allie is more than highly annoyed when the camera bothers her during a phone call. She hangs up on the caller and starts giving the camera a show. Allie starts out with finger play and then follows up with a toy. Allie has that cute coed look going for her and her dirty talk is just down right filthy. She proves that some girls don't need toys to enjoy themselves in front of the camera.

Scene Four: India Summer

India also on the phone shows off her body and lacks in the dirty talk department. her slit. She breaks out a green vibrator to works on her clit and teases her self with it

Scene Five: Annette Schwarz

In this next scene we get to hear Annette having phone sex. She shows of her body for the camera, Then breaks out the toy to get off with.

Scene Six: Elena Rivera

Another phone scene and toy follows but again not enough dirty talk .

Scene Seven: Chelsie Rae

Phone in hand then breaks out the toy and shows the camera what she can do with it. Again not enough dirty talk.

Scene Eight: Chavon Taylor

Chavon gets right to work with her finger diddling with herself. She pulls out a big dildo and starts sucking it. The toy is way too big, she sucks it a few times then places it inside of herself. She goes repeatedly to VTM before getting off with plenty of dirty talk.

Scene Nine: Nadi Phucket

Again another phone scene with Nadia cutting the call short to show the camera her nice body. She teases herself for a bit then breaks out the toy and works it till she gets off. So-So amount of dirty talk.

Scene Ten: Adrianna

Final scene almost the same as the others.. girl gets a phone call then gets naked , finds a toy and gets off . Not a lot of dirty talk.

Summary: What works for some might not work for everyone. With 10 Dirty Talkin' Masturbators I can honestly say that this isn't something females would enjoy watching. The scenes lasted no more than ten minutes each and really did give ladies enough time to get into the mood and enjoy the rush orgasm. They were not into the self pleasure from what I saw. Here you have ten beautiful women and they were in a sense short changed in each scene. I would have liked to have seen much longer scenes and some more dirty talk from the girls. Some didn't do the dirty talk as well as others and were more vocal about it. It was a nicely shot solo with some of the porn industries hottest ladies. The Fans of these ladies will enjoy the flix but will be left high and dry as far as the action goes. With that being said, I would have to give it a Rent It and hope that next time they keep in mind that nothing good comes out of rushing a scene.

Have a Wicked Week and an Even Wetter Weekend Ravyn

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