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Kill Jill 2

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 10/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight Feature
Director: Caesar Bonobo
Cast: Mya Luana, Shyla Stylez, Lindsay Meadows, Roxy DeVille, Derrick Pierce, Jean Val Jean, Van Damage, Stephen St. Croix  
Length: 102 mins
Production Date: 2006
In a Nutshell - Nothing Really Spectacular or Special

It's Hustler, it's a standard industry feature, all of which means it's nothing to write home about, either stylistically or visually. Director Bonobo does apply a widescreen feel to his framing, and the DVD delivers a decent 1.78:1 anamorphic image. But the colors are occasionally muted and the contrasts are not as crisp as one would like. Still, the exterior scenes are nice and bright, and Bonobo's basic filmmaking approach gives both the average action and silly satire room to breath.  

In a Nutshell - Behind the Scenes…and That's About It

Don't get the wrong idea from that synopsis tag. Hustler does it's best to flesh out this pornographic package with all manner of advertising bells and whistles. If you like phone sex ads (including one that plays at the beginning of the DVD that CANNOT be skipped over), commercials for Hustler's stores, more hype for other company titles (otherwise known as trailers) and the standard photo galleries, you'll be in added content Heaven. But for anyone wanting a little more meat for their XXX moolah, the Making-Of featurette is the only solid extra – and even that's a little lame. It's fun to see the actors attempting to master swordplay and dialogue, and Stephen St. Croix is forever the card, but the rest of the backstage showcase is more of the same off the cuff cutting up.
There is a bright spot, however. Though the Dirge is not sure if this is standard packaging of just something sent to reviewers, this DVD presentation contained BOTH Kill Jill 1 and 2. For those unfamiliar with the first film, it’s a wonderful added bonus. If you already own it – umm…


First Impressions:

As the Dirge indicated before when he reviewed Kill Jill Vol. 1, parody has been part of porn since producers realized that fans really dig the hardcore humor of turning a mainstream movie into something nude and nasty. Now and then, these lusty lampoons are quite successful – The Da Vinci Load being a decent example. In other instances – say, the Sex City series and the Porn Wars films – the spoof is lost amid aimless, disconnected examples of suck and fuck. In essence, a burlesque of a well known box office hit has two benchmarks to meet in the realm of the randy: First, it has to pay particular homage to the movie being caricaturized, less fans forget what the joke is about and; Second, it better be hot as Hell. Otherwise, it's just a lame excuse for the standard smut shuck and jive. Sadly, this film falls somewhere smack dab in the middle of both dynamics. The humor is hokey and occasionally half-baked. As for the hardcore, it's decent if somewhat derivative of the entire non-gonzo ideal of straight sex films.  
The Sex Scenes:

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Since she's the star, Mya Luanna gets three out of the five scenes here, so you better like your pert, petite Asian honeys or you'll find Kill Jill completely devoid of voluptuousness. Luckily, the movie compensates for this fact by bringing in two incredibly lusty babes for those of us who enjoy a little monkey meat on a gal’s bones. While Roxy Deville is a delight, it’s Shyla Stylez that literally steals this sequel. Her demeanor screams “fuck me raw, big boy” from the moment we lay eyes on her. As for the sex itself, Mr. Bonobo loves the close-up, especially in scenes where penis is looking for pussy/pooper and a little erotic entry. He also tends to avoid long shots, compositions that would allow us to witness the chemistry between the performers. Since passion is important to non-aggressive conventional smut, the lack of such smolder is fairly obvious.

Scene 1: Mya Luana, Derrick Pierce
Acts Performed:  Cunnilingus, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Mish, $hot on Stomach
Score: 2.5 out of 5

Derrick is back and instead of fucking the supporting players this time, he’s cozying up with the marquee name. Since he resembles a humanoid penis, it’s not hard to picture him as a studdly hardcore he-man. Sadly, director Bonobo seems more interested in his body art and polished chrome dome than Ms. Luana’s lady parts. With only the big four positions performed, and a relatively lax pop at the end of it all, this is not a good way to start off the film. In the previous installment, the Dirge noted that Mr. Pierce was completely out performed when paired up with Jasmine Byrne. He remains a manageable member marionette, but that’s all.

Scene 2:  Roxy DeVille, Stephen St. Croix
Acts Performed: Blowjob, Fingering, 69, Doggy, Rough Hair Pulling, Pile Driver, Scissors, Mish, $hot Everywhere!
Score: 2.5 out of 5

Whenever you see Stephen St. Croix’s name in the credits, two things are certain. One, he’s going to give you some decidedly dopey acting moments. The guy is the king of XXX goofballing. More importantly, however, he’s an old school pro who sprays his seed everywhere upon climax…literally everywhere. Luckily, Ms. Deville is up for both challenges, and she matches him mano y mammary. Granted, she is WAY too pierced for mainstream beauty (if it’s possible, she has every erogenous zone tagged, and then some), but she does deliver in the passion department. Her reactions appear genuine and really amplify the aggressive mode of the action. St. Croix even spices things up with a little rough hair pulling. As predicted, the pop goes everywhere – stomach, tits, shoulder, set backdrop, Cleveland – and everyone appears satisfied when it’s over. The audience should be as well.  

Scene 3: Mya Luana, Shyla Stylez
Acts Performed: Standard Girl/Girl Action including Cunnilingus and Tit Sucking, Dildo Cabaret, Tongue Bathing, Glass Dildo Diddling, Butter Churning, Double Dong Action 
Score: 2 out of 5

Here it is, the moment we’ve been waiting for. Shyla is finally gonna strip bare and expose her curvaceous assets for…a girl/girl scene? Sigh. By now, you know the Dirge gets depressed the minute a pair of lovelies drop their drawers and make like Sappho. Here, the dynamic is doubly disturbing because Ms. Stylez looks like she needs dick – a LOT OF DICK- PDQ. We want to see her pounded like chop meat, not playing nice with a pussy. Even the extensive tongue workout and crystal cock rocking can’t make this same sex stuff function. Granted, it is much better than most of the femme fatalism out there, but here’s hoping the next time this supersonic slut puppy appears on yours truly’s TV, she’s stuffed with dong and eager for more.

Scene 4: Lindsay Meadows, Jean Val Jean
Acts Performed: Kissing, Blowjob, Salad Tossing, Tongue Fucking, Standing Cowgirl, Cowgirl, V to M, Side Saddle, Reverse Cowgirl, Pile Driver, Doggy, Mish, Minor Bondage, $hot in Mouth
Score: 2 out of 5

This is what they call, in the biz, an insert job – two actors with little or nothing to do with the story, a scene that sticks out like a hardcore sore thumb, and a wrap up that finds a way of dismissing their importance to the overall narrative…if there even is one. In this case, Lindsay and Jean are demonstrating a fatal sexual technique, and the results are equally deadly for the viewer – deadly DULL. Ms. Meadows is a small, weepy thing, looking like the kind of gal who got talked into a XXX career, not someone balling of their own free will. Mr. Miserables, on the other hand, is a long haired himbo who believes himself more fetching than female viewers will actually discover. True, standing cowgirl is always good for a boner, and side saddle has its pleasures as well. But by the time we’ve seen the second stab at doggy, we’ve long since stopped caring. We just want the purposeless moment to end. 

Scene 5: Mya Luana, Van Damage
Acts Performed: Blowjob, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy, Mish, Toe Job, Hand Job, $hot on Man’s Belly
Score: 2.5 out of 5

There are a couple of issues you will have to get over if you are to enjoy this final sequence of Kill Jill jousting. First, Van Damage has a weird wiener. While it may or may not be riddled with that skin pigmentation disease vitiligo, it sure looks like it. Second, Bonobo has the actor wear a white beard and wig throughout the entire sex act. As Mya is munching on his meat and working that wang, we get a Halloween version of Colonel Sanders to stare at. Now, old man Harlan was a sensual beast, but not in the middle of some XXX action. Still, Ms. Luana luxuriates in the art of erotica, elevating the arousal to non fried chicken icon heights.

Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating: 2.5 out of 5 (Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification: Granted

In both the realm of lampoon and the arena of XXX action, Kill Jill Vol. 2 comes up a little short. You'll almost recognize some of the characters and situations occurring in this Quentin Tarantino take-off, and a healthy percentage of the porn is pretty good too. But unlike other parodies that take meticulous pains to get their deference just right, this is just hardcore accessorized with some mild narrative merriment. Easily earning a Recommended rating for what it gets right, and  a Cohabitation Certification for its genial XXX action, all involved should be pleased at how this homage turned out. While it never does capture the genre-redefining daring of the famed video store clerk turned director, it has other, more unique gifts to offer. Now if QT could just get into making porn, all would be right with the world.

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