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These Feet are Made For Fucking


Studio: Combat Zone » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 10/16/07



XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: Foot Fetish

Director: Juan Long

Cast: Belicia Avalos, Kathy Anderson, Claudia Rossi, Francesca Feinell, Violet, Stacy Silver

Length: 4 hrs

Production Date: Combat Zone, 2007

Extras:
Chatper Selection: Without Act Access
Gallery:
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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is presented in stereo 2.0 and is atrocious. There is only one audio track and for some crazy reason it is Dubbed Spanish! This alone practically ruins the film. The Video is full frame color and presented nicely. There is some overlighting, so the girls often look very pale. But the image is clean, not crisp, but clean.

Body of Review: From what I remember, Combat Zone helped pave the way for edgy, untraditional porn. It's been many years since I have seen a CZ flick (me thinks) but judging by the box of These Feet Were Made For Fucking, not much has changed. 5 scenes, 6 babes, and assuming no one's had frostbite, 60 lovely, lady toes for your perverted viewing pleasure.

Scene 1: Belicia Avalos
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Foot: sucking, fucking, cummy feet.,
*Note* As mentioned in my rundown of the disc's specs, the only track is a Spanish Dubbing. And it's terrible; so bad that this was watched with the sound off.
Belicia is a cute sweetheart, about late 20s with a slick vag and pretty, well manicured, soft feet. George Url steps in to please her pussy and a rub her feet, but right away, the focus shifts. There's sucking, foot fucking, and the like, but as the scene moves, we are too distant from what we came to watch. They start fucking pretty quickly, and there's not a ton of attention to the foot, except as a secondary character. Belicia gets a creamy foot sock and rubs her toes together.

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Scene 2: Kathy Anderson & Claudia Rossi
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Foot: sucking, fucking, cummy feet
Kathy and Claudia make a nice foot duo. Their painted toes rub against the dude's cock while one of the gals blows his meat. Again, we are given a fuck scene with feet as an afterthough. So basically, the guy bones the girls, pulls out and slaps his tallywacker against their feet. One gal has her toes sucked or holds her legs in the air so we can watch her feet bounce with every bang. But even when there's a nice toe-sucking, the camera is too far away to get the sensuality of it on film. After minutes of good, but unextraordinary drilling, the boy toy pops his load on Kathy and Claudia's feet and a busty blonde comes in the room to lick it clean.

 

Scene 3: Francesca Feineel
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Foot: sucking, fucking, cummy feet
Europen or South American hottie Francesca is a tad older looking but with the goods of a twenty six hottie. Her globular boob hangs out the side of a red nightie and her brown, plush legs end in a set of nice, bony feet. She rubs her feet through his cock and balls, sucks his weiner and then lets her trimmed vag get pumped. The couple have decent chemo, their action is solid and they fuck like inbred rabbits. I'm still upset about the distance of the feet and how we rarely get good closeups. Missionary, spoon, reverse cowgirl, then a pop to the foot and a quick lapping.

 

Scene 4: Violet
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Foot: sucking, fucking, cummy feet
Violet is a heavy set blonde with nice, natural breasts that jiggle like jello once the banging begins. She is a bit pasty, so her feet are a soft white and her toes like pearls. She's lucky enough to have two men, which proves an even greater distraction from the foot. While one guy pumps the dump, the other is blown and so there's not much time for bringing the footsie out to play. There are a number of nice shots of Violet's feet, but as usual---from a distance. The men release their cannons onto her soles and the blonde returns to sop it up.

 

Scene 5: Stacy Silver
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Foot: sucking, fucking, cummy feet
The always, spectacular and beautiful blonde, Stacy Silver, looks like heaven dressed in her office-wear undergarments. Tight, pink corset, leggings, black pumps. A slow stocking tease and undressing give us some time to enjoy Stacy's body. Things begin with nice foot licking and toe sucking, but another problem arises and that's that the lighting washes out some of the softer tones, which is mostly Stacy. Her hair and her body are a platinum glow, so details cannot be enjoyed. Stacy performs the best Bj of the disc, sucking it with enthusiasm and using her bare feet to wack it. She bounces her plump ass against his dick and her curled toes and dirty soles peek from the sides of his thighs. The boning is the best of the disc, but it's strictly boning. The foot action is no different and so very dissapointing.

 

Concluding Words: First things first: It took me about 20 tries to get this disc to work. After my tv, desktop, and laptop, I eventually found success in my portable Memorex--hence no pictures for your enjoyment, or indifference. Secondly, the only audio on this disc (or at least the one I received) is a poorly, boner-reducing Spanish dub. It's so bad, that the soaps on Telemundo have Emmy potential. This alone ruined the disc for me as it was two strikes and difficult to enjoy. The action itself is also lame. There are okay moments of dick to vag or dick to ass, with flopping white footies on the side. Toe sucking and fucking are decent, but far to quick and infrequent. Horrible technical issues aside, this is a fuck flick featuring feet, not the other way around. Shrimpers will be very dissapointed by the lack of strong material, and the general public simply because the disc is awful. Too bad, because I think this could have been good. Skip

 


 



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