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Best of Boob Bangers, The

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Best of Boob Bangers

Evil Angel

Genre: Compilation

Director: Jonni Darkko

Cast: Tiffany Mynx, Alec Knight, Gianna, Mandingo, Kianna Dior, Christian, Mark Ashley, Jim Beem, Joey Lawford, Dick Nasty, Tory Lane, Mark Wood, Johnny Castle, Joey Ray, Trent Soluri, Franko Del Toro, Natasha Nice, Rucca Page

Length: 160:58 minutes


Gianna has an impressive set of credentials!

Date of Production: 11/08/2007 (cover); 11/8/2006 (credits)

Extras: The best extras were easily the bonus blowjob scenes by Gianna and Kianna Dior. Gianna blew her partner for 15:40 minutes, her black fishnet top pulled up as she coaxed her male partnerís cock into her mouth as she playfully teased him without any distracting music. Her knob slobbing skills were superior and that she used her breasts to full advantage was a nice touch, the sounds of oral enhancing the scene too. The wad of population pudding wasnít exactly huge but this was a sweet extra overall. Kiannaís scene was only 6:00 minutes long in her motel room where she claimed to come off the beach in her black bikini top and sarong, but she was also gifted in terms of sexual skill; milking out the load efficiently. There was also a photogallery, a scrolling cast list, some limited filmographies, a cumshot recap, and trailers to movies like Bet Your Ass 5 and Suck It Dry 3 (not G For Gianna, Girls Love Girls 2, My Best Friend's Whore Friend, Slut Collector, Boob Bangers 3, Load Sharing, Bodacious Booty, Girls Love Girls, Suck It Dry 2, Trophy Whores, or Angels of Debauchery 5).

Talk about "Nice"! Wow!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The Best of Boob Bangers was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The bitrate hovered on the lower end of the scale much of the time, typically in the lower 4 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too. The lighting was often flat and relatively solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The composition was not always completely favorable to the ladies but the editing seemed to enhance the look of the show more than a little bit, perhaps showing more care than the audio where the droning 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps) was obnoxious and thumping; reminding me why so many consumers simply turn off the sound these days. The good news was that the music was turned down a lot during the majority of the sex so it wasnít as bad as it could have been.

Tiffany is a legend in porn.

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Body of Review: Jonni Darkko is one of the most original directors distributed by Evil Angel these days; not truly spending much time pushing the limits of the ladies he captures engaged in sex so much as trying to provide them in alternative types of scenes that mesh gonzo sex with club music, allowing them ample time to tease their audience. This works as often as not to provide something just different enough that I admit to having developed a fondness for his visual style, even if his love of club music gives me a headache when I watch too much of his stuff. I donít see as many of his titles these days (I share) but his compilation called The Best of Boob Bangers was definitely worth a look given the quality of the action offered up. Taking scenes from all four original volumes of the series, Jonni did his best to provide a wealth of variations in terms of the ladies more than stick strictly with the best performances the series has offered in the past, a healthy compromise that most of us could live with considering the relative strengths of the six scenes. If youíre still interested, hereís a look at all six scenes and the extra two blowjob scenes, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Boob Bangers 1: Tiffany Mynx, Alec Knight: One of the first things you notice is the lack of rapid editing. Darkko believes in the real life authenticity aspect of gonzo and he is more than happy to let certain sequences play out for untold lengths of loving. So when Tiffany tastes tool, she sucks it for a very long time. Same goes for Alec's plucking of poon. No matter when or how the pair are porking, Darkko's camera finds the perfect angle for sex sampling and lets the sequence play out. He is not in love with the extreme close-up, uses the flesh-filling confused lens sparingly (you know the kind, where you can barely make out what is happening because the framing is so flummoxing) and loves to focus on the passion between his paramours. He mixes POV with tripod properties, and always keeps the carnality front and center. So the initial thing we learn about Darkko and his ideals is that he's all about the sex, first and foremost. The rest of the adult film routine is secondary to him. But it also takes a particular type of talent to really sell this stuff, to make us believe that the balling is authentic and not just affected for a paycheck. Tiffany, her fine red hair framing her fantastic tits, really gives us the impression that she is impassioned about this sex cycle. While Alec is really nothing more than a meat puppet (Darkko's camera does very little focusing on the fellows) he is a sweat slicked drilling machine by the time this scene is over. The chemistry is clearly visible between these performers and an atmosphere of eros practically pours out of the TV screen. If you are looking for an example of gonzo at its greatest, this preliminary sequence of Boob Bangers is a sensation (and guess what, it only gets better from here!). (review contributed by Disco Dirge)

There was no way I could pass up a shot at that sweet ass!

Scene Two: Boob Bangers 2: Gianna, the busty babe given far too little front cover love on the lower right hand corner of the cover, provided some interracial loving to the genetically blessed Mandingo in the modestly lit room. Tiffany might be a legend but Gianna is one of the hottest gals to ever rub her tits against me, the gal showing some of the new blood spirit porn embraces as the gal cranked up the heat to knob slob before taking him inside of her. His large cock was a challenge for her to take in very deep during the blowjob (the tease could have lasted for hours it was so solid, albeit in visual terms more than the droning beat of the audio) but he was exactly the right size to get a titty fuck and drive her pussy wild with jungle lust fever. She actively rode him by pushing back her hips, meeting his thrusts better than most of his partners, and shaking that world class ass as she impaled herself soundly. She finished him off with a titty fuck and blowjob; draining his balls dry as could be before massaging the load into her titties. Whew!

Scene Three: Boob Bangers 2: Kianna Dior, the exotic gal featured on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, has never really been a top performer for my libido but I like gals with some junk in their trunk and her poolside oiling spree was enough to whet my appetite (her implant scars a bit too noticeable though). She is a long time fan favorite from what I have been told, displaying a lot of friendliness to folks all over the place so I gave her a chance to prove my general sentiments wrong. The tease showed she had some talent to playfully please the camera and it wasnít long before she was blowing pool boys Christian & Mark Ashley. She dropped to her knees to please, eventually leading them inside the house to more aggressively work their cocks in her mouth and pussy. It was not the best scene of the movie but I found myself appreciating how well they worked together; lacking some of the additional spark that Gianna, Tiffany, and Tory might have showed but coming across as though she had a love of cock nearly as much. The vaginal and oral loving included copious amounts of titty play and ended with titty pops by the duo as well as Jim Beem, Dick Nasty, and Joey Lawford.

Scene Four: Boob Bangers 3: Tory Lane, the hotty on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next as she slowly peeled off that red outfit of hers to a thumping beat in the living room. Her hair looked lightened but the strength of her tease gave pause that the scene would be one of her best in awhile. She took care of Mark Wood in her lounging chair, giving him head and a titty fuck that would have launched my load in seconds, aggressively impaling her mouth with the shaft easily. She then went crazy fucking herself on his cock, actively giving everything she had in a passionate ride that was indeed a fine bit of showmanship. She went back repeatedly to get a taste of her pussy off of his dick, using dirty talk to further enhance a great scene for me. He spanked her and used her breasts nicely in a couple of ways, from titty fucking to a landing zone for his ample semen sample (x2), ending the majority of the first hour well enough that I was figuring the movie was going to be a hit. This version of the scene then had Tory Lane getting plastered by Johnny Castle, Joey Ray, Trent Soluri, and Franko Del Toro, as they coated her chest with their semen.

Scene Five: Boob Bangers 4: Natasha Nice, the hotty featured on the center of the front cover was extremely fetching to me for her entire package, including those awesome eyes of hers. Her tease was nice in how it included a section of oiled up titty play, the gal slowly coaxing her body parts out to play rather than jump right in to offer them all up at once. To say the camera loved her as the music droned on would be an understatement with the scene going back to normal as she titty fucked Mark Ashley's large cock. She had fun with it and held her titties together to increase the friction, moving to orally blowing him and licking his nuts from there. She seemed a relative novice compared to Amy in the oral department but she learned fast and OTJ training never looked so good as it did with her. The scene then moved to him poking her pussy, going faster and harder than she found comfortable; the gal acting very passive as he did all the work. While this did limit the heat for me, her looks alone helped keep the scene hotter than usual and I relish the day she can handle a cock Mark's size. The scene eventually ended with more oral and a mouth pop, proving to have some merit though not as much as the last scene.

Scene Six: Boob Bangers 4: Rucca Page, the pale gal on the upper left hand side of the cover, was up next and while she seemed to lack any finesse with the tease, her ample sample of a chest and appealing face were enough to hold my attention as she oiled her chest and masturbated. Knowing her limitations with tease gave me food for thought that she would probably be really good in bed to make up for it, as much a hope as a belief in universal balance. I like gals with a little meat on their bones and she sure had some extra pounds that would be fun to play with, even eating ice cream in a messy fashion before Mark Ashley joined her. That led to more titty play, a hummer by an oral expert, and some decent screwing, at least initially proving my theory correct before I noticed she relied too heavily on him doing most of the work. Still, she finished up actively and took the titty fuck pop well enough, showing a lot of untapped potential that I hope to see more of someday.

Summary: The Best of Boob Bangers by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was not the lengthiest compilation I have seen in recent months but it showed a lot of solid sucking, fucking, and titty play so if you missed out on the original scenes, you will have an additional incentive to pick this one up. I wish those of us that bought one or more of them would have some form of rebate program provided or a lower price provided by sellers to sweeten the deal but the DVD was worth a rating of Recommended to me all the same. In short, The Best of Boob Bangers had everything advertised and should serve to inspire fans of the ladies for a long, hard time.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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