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MILF Hunter 3


Studio: Reality Kings » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 10/16/07


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

 With:  Mandi, Renee, Tif, Madison, Violet, Mindi, Shawn
Running time: 3:09, plus extras

The twentysomething MILFs on this DVD may now be even a little older than they seem here. While "MILF Hunter 3" carries a copyright date of 2007, the date of production listed on the legal disclaimer is 11/19/02. And that early production date is backed up by the appearance of at least one of the performers, billed here as Tif, but who stars, under the name Lea, in the 2007 "Tug Jobs 11," where she has bigger, augmented breasts and generally looks older.

That's not a criticism of the DVD at hand, which is a fine, cock-hardening endeavor, and at a running time of over 3 hours, is definitely lots of bang for your buck.

Lone male performer Shawn Rees, the self-styled MILF Hunter (and host of a same-named web site), roams his Miami base looking for hot "older" women to chat up and bed down. The goofy-cute Shawn, who resembles the grown-up Danny Bonaduce, can talk enough silly nonsense to get beautiful babes to drop everything and go to bed with him. Of course, it's all a setup, a la John Stagliano's Buttman, but the women all have enough acting skill to appear to be not acting, always the best turn-on factor in good porn. (The giveaway, in case you really think these are real on-the-street conquests, is that none of the babes asks why Shawn has a guy friend with him filming everything.)

Scene 1. While shopping in a liquor warehouse, Shawn and unseen (but not unheard) cameraman Mike spot stunning blonde Mandi and approach her to get some booze suggestions. "I just got a divorce, and I'm celebrating," Mandi says in explaining the bottles she's buying for a get-together with some girlfriends. There's talk of Stoli-Ras and Captain Morgan - "How big's your captain?" the rather forward Mandi asks Shawn. Before you can say "skoal," they're out of that store and in Shawn's kitchen pouring and sipping. "You like counters?" Shawn wittily asks Mandi. "Yeah, you wanna try it out?" she retorts before hopping up for some formica foreplay. In the bedroom they get down to the basics of hard-core sex, minus cunnilingus, and with the aid of a pink condom. The natural-breasted, strong-calved Mandi ultimately gets a cum splash on her lovely butt.

Scene 2. The guys are out looking for a car wash and drive by one that happens to have the lovely Renee sitting at an outdoor table waiting for her rig to be serviced. Shawn approaches the beauty, who has the good sense to be a little wary of his naughty talk. But not so much so that she isn't soon inviting him back to her conveniently unstaffed law office. There she proves quite a boob-jobbed hottie, submitting to an intense pussy licking (displaying a nice erect clit) before giving Shawn some oral cross-examination and finally copulating a plea. The condomized Shawn eventually pulls off the latex to deposit a DNA sample on Renee's chin.

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Scene 3. Strolling past a downtown hotel, Shawn notices a striking blonde, Tif, sitting by her lonesome on a sofa in the outdoor sidewalk bar (hey, it's Miami). He approaches, buys her a Chardonnay and learns she's on a two-hour lunch break. It takes some time for our man to convince the giggly girl to spend her break with him, but when she finally agrees, a good deal of sexual tension has been created. The tall, lean, long-legged, pierced-clitted Tif does the basics of fellatio and fucking (with rubber) before taking a load in the eye with good humor.

Scene 4. The disc's most convincingly real scenario has Shawn and Mike stopping at an outdoor bar for a drink (liquor is the second most featured liquid on this DVD), where they spot a promising blonde woman sitting with her back to them. They're dying to see the face, and Shawn takes a reconnaissance trip to the men's room in order to sneak a peek. Naturally the girl, Madison, turns out to be a cutie, and she agrees to come to the boys' table. She's in real estate and has just met with some clients, which explains the sexy black, clingy dress she's wearing. After some prodding, Shawn learns that Madison is "going through a divorce" and has a 2-year-old daughter ("My sister's actually baby-sitting," she explains, thus allaying our fears about wanton women carousing while the little ones suffer unprotected). "Wanna mess around?" the MILF Hunter brazenly asks. After a little hesitation, our young Goldie Hawn lookalike answers, "Why not." In a hotel room, the two quickly get to it (though, as in all the other scenes in the main feature, no one thinks to kiss first). Madison reveals a gorgeous butt, lovely tanned legs and some perky fake tits, upon which Shawn eventually leaves a deposit.

Scene 5. The main program ends spectacularly with Shawn approaching dark-haired, blue-eyed beauty Violet sitting alone eating Jell-O at an outdoor food court. It doesn't take much prodding by Shawn for Violet to reveal that she's, you guessed it, "going through a divorce." Not that anyone asked, but she volunteers, "For me, it's all about the bedroom and he just couldn't cut it." Indeed it is all about the bedroom for Violet as she quickly accompanies our lucky boy to a room where she reveals nice natural boobs and a bubble butt to die for. And then she gives some of the greatest-looking head ever, complete with effortless deep-throating. There's 69 for the only time on this DVD, as well as the only rubberless humping. Violet finishes the stunned Shawn off with more vigorous hand and mouth work and takes the load orally. Mommy!

Bonus scene. Listed under the disc's Extras, this sequence doesn't come from either of the first two "MILF Hunter" titles as far as I can tell, but I'm happy to have it whatever its provenance may be. Back in the supermarket shopping for liquor and flowers (!), Shawn comes upon one Mindi, who's also looking at the bouquets on sale. "Oh my God, you like the same wine!" she gleefully points out as she looks into our goofball's shopping cart. Some very natural, unscripted chit-chat about wine and flowers ensues, naturally leading to an invition from Shawn to come back to his place to drink and do floral arrangements. That gets 'em every time, it seems, and the adorable blue-eyed brunette with her short, tight red dress barely concealing a stupendous ass is soon exiting the store (oddly without her cart full of groceries) and getting into Shawn's car. Back in his kitchen they down some booze, fiddle with some flowers, then kiss (finally, some real intimacy) and get naked. The small-breasted Mindi fellates our fellow on his beloved kitchen counter before they move to the bedroom for spectacular good times. It all culminates with a toast: Here's mud in your eye.

THE DVD

This is a solid DVD, not too flashy but containing tons of entertainment. The main menu, featuring hardcore tidbits of the lovin' to come, offers the options of Play Movie, Scenes, Select a Girl and Extras. Clicking on Play Movie puts you at the opening credits montage, which gives away too much of the hardcore action ahead for my taste (I prefer to see the women clothed and acting normal before they're nude and rude). Clicking on Scenes lets you pick a girl while only revealing mostly just frames of Shawn the MILF Hunter wandering around. Clicking on Select a Girl gives you a live shot of each girl; picking one then leads to a screen with live, hard-core action under subchapters titled Intro (that's all the pickup stuff), Blowjob, Sex 1, Sex 2, Sex 3 and Cumshot -- a handy way of skipping to favorite moments on subsequent viewings.

Besides the superb, 35-minute Mindi sequence, the only other extra is a Photo Gallery, presented as an automatic slide show and well done, for those who bother with such things.

The nicely photographed video production is presented in 4:3 full-frame format. The camerawork captures all the action from good angles, and the editing is efficient and unobtrusive, with none of that awful time-filling repeat footage that mars many a feature. And for once in gonzo porn, all the spoken words, as well as grunts and groans, are sufficiently audible.

THE LAST WORD

Having missed the first two "MILF Hunter" DVDs, I can't say how this one compares, but as a stand-alone offering, it's about as good as mainstream hardcore gets. The leading man may not be a typical stud - he's short, chubby, average looking and frequently annoying - but he has an everyman appeal and the wood to get the job done. More to the point, the refreshingly natural ladies here are all honeys, with your Addison torn between Violet and Bonus Girl Mindi for personal favorite. The lengthy verbal foreplay, while not exactly Noel Coward-worthy, does build up a load of sexual tension, so that when the girls finally do get down it's a magnificent revelation that even the most experienced porn watcher will appreciate. Nothing very kinky here - hardly any cunnilingus, no anal or toys whatsoever - but fine fare nevertheless. And adding in the bonus scene, you've got nearly 4 hours to play with (yourself).



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