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Gay Of Our Lives

Studio: Metro » Review by Alexx O'Toole » Review Date: 11/4/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Gay Adult Movie
Roman Pornanski
91 Minutes
CAST: Sarady Radek, Ivo Somek , Tomas Pokorony, Roland Jakubik, Zdenek Valenta, Tomas Hyka, Radek Pacha, Miroslav Jurka

The Good Stuff

Gays of Our Lives is a clever title for a simple film of eight Eastern European guys getting it on. The names aren't matched up with the performers so forgive me if I match up the wrong name with the wrong guy.


Scene 1
Sarady Radek and Ivo Somek are out for a stroll when they come upon a pile of felled trees perfect height for screwing. Sarady has short dark hair and a muscular build and Ivo is tall lean and muscular. They waste no time in throwing a blanket over the logs and getting out of their clothes. They start by swapping spit and and then 69ing each others thick uncut rods. Sarady's hole gets the workout in this scene with some rimming, fingering, vibrator action and then by Ivo's uncut hose. There are some decent close ups of penetration before Ivo ends up with both of their small loads on his body.
[Actors: Sarady Radek, Ivo Somek | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Fingering, Dildo, Rimming, Anal, Jacking | Positions: Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]


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Scene 2
Tomas Pokorony, Roland Jakubik are having a nice lunch out at a corner bistro. After satisfying one appetite they decide to satisfy their carnal appetites. They don't even make it back to the apartment and turn off into the woods to get their freak on. A bit of bad editing and the scene shifts from the guys parking right to Roland stuffing his face with Tomas uncut dong. Tomas is the shorter of the two guys with short dark hair, a smooth muscular body and a thick veiny, uncut tool and trimmed pubes. Roland is taller with a slimmer build more of a twinkish guy, you dont really get to see what Roland is packing in his jeans. Roland plays the sub and gets rimmed, fingered, worked over with a vibrator then reamed by Toms juicy cock half in and then half out of the van. Tom jacks out a nice milky load before the guys get back in the van and drive away buck naked.
[Actors: Tomas Pokorony, Roland Jakubik | Sex Acts: Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking, Fingering, Dildo | Positions: Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut |]

Scene 3
Zdenek Valenta and Tomas Hyka are making out on the top of a cliff overlooking a beautiful harbor. Both of the guys are big and muscular with smooth bodies. Zdenek has some gorgeous Fabio like hair and Tomas a short buzz cut. They walk back to the hotel holding hands and walk through the magic doorway (again some poor editing) and both guys are naked and jacking their uncut hogs. Tom has a fat uncut tool and Zdenek a smaller but still impressive cock. The guys 69 for a bit before Tom gets rimmed, fingered and some vibrator action before getting schtuped by Zdenek. Bothy guys ending with decent loads.
[Actor: Zdenek Valenta, Tomas Hyka | Sex Acts: Kissing, Oral, Anal, Jacking, Rimming, Fingering, Dildo | Positions: 69, Spoon, Cowboy, Doggie | Condoms: Yes | Dick: Uncut | ]


Scene 4
Radek Pacha and Miroslav Jurka meet at the local park before heading back to an apartment to work each other over. Radek looks like the younger of the two both guys with dark hair and slim builds. They make out before Miroslav gives Radek a cute little strip dance to get Radeks tool up and running. Like the three previous scenes one guy gets fingered, rimmed, worked over with a dildo then fucked. That guy in this scene being Miroslav. The scene ends with both guys jacking out decent loads of spunk.
[Actor: Radek Pacha, Miroslav Jurka | Sex Acts: Kissing, Fingering, Oral, Rimming, Anal, Jacking, Dildo | Positions: Doggie, Missionary, | Condoms: Yes | Dicks: Uncut | ]





The full frame transfer was a little bit lackluster. In the upper left corner of the film there was a little noise and several scenes were a bit fuzzy. The film was most likely transferred from a VHS since it is from 1993 and it shows. The Dolby 2.0 audio was clear even though there wasn't much to hear. No real dialog to speak of and minimal grunting and groaning.


There are no extras besides a small photo gallery, I don't know why half of these things are ever considered to be extras.

Photo gallery: 29 stills.

Pop shots: 2.31 of custard chucking

More adult fun: 1.22 of phone sex numbers.

Trailers: Previews for Humidity, While the Cats Away, Inside Men 2, Intimate Moments with Jeff & Brian 4.42

Website: 30 second add for website.

Brahma website: Self explanatory

Banners: Now this one is a real stumper for me all it is is myriads of different website banner ads. Who the hell wants to look at banner ads?

At the End of the Night

Gays of Our Lives is an okay film of various Eastern European dudes with thick uncut hoses getting it on. With a title of Gays of Our Lives and a director called Roman Pornanski you would go in expecting some campy, fun, over the top porno, I know I did. What you get is a straightforward film of guys meeting up and screwing. No over the top dramatic Soap Operaish lines. No guys catching a case of the vapors or plotting to kill their ex lovers mothers sisters sons friend who is really their long lost son . The film is transferred from VHS and you can tell, the hazy scenes and noise on the transfer combined with the lacking extras, and scenes that all followed the same progression make me give it a rating of “Rent It” The guys are good looking enough to give it a once over.

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