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Milf Bone


Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/16/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


MILF: It does a body good!

MILF Bone

Diabolic Digital

Genre: Gonzo, Older Women

Director: Jack Mayhoff

Cast: Devon Lee, Jenner, James Deen, TJ Hart, Sascha, Mae Victoria, Trent Soluri, Lisa Ann, Johnny Sins, Cheyenne Hunter

Length: 136:14 minutes

Dates of Production: 7/5/2007 to 8/17/2007

Extras: The only extras this time were a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, and a cardboard slipcase for the DVD case.

Condoms: None

I like TJ Hart; always have too!

Audio/Video Quality: MILF Bone was presented in the increasingly popular anamorphic widescreen with an aspect ratio of about 1.78:1 as shot by director Jack Mayhoff for Diabolic Digital (using the 1080i setting on the camera). This was another case where the director was no credited on the DVD case, a fact that always puts me on guard about quality issues but whatever the “real” directing name of the shy director might be, the movie was not the worst I’ve seen come out of the company in recent years. The general lighting was pleasing in most cases, though some polishing up would have helped too. The grain, video noise, and other issues were minimal in most of the other scenes with the composition of the camera angles favoring the gals more often than not. The editing and use of close ups were not problematic here and the DVD itself seemed to look pretty good. The bitrate for the video was often in the mid 5 MBPS area or higher, helping to make the show look good on my widescreen TV. The audio was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English monaural using 192 Kbps but the levels varied too much and the ladies did not make the best use of the dirty talk some fans (myself included) seem to appreciate. It was a basic audio track in most ways though with little to enhance the movie or truly detract from it.

Mae was no TJ Hart but fans of frog belly white gals will like her.

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Body of Review: Jack Mayhoff is the latest director for Diabolic Digital though his only title to date I can say I’ve seen is the recently released MILF Bone. The movie is a series of five scenes with older, curvier gals that show some mileage on the chassis doesn’t mean the ride won’t be good. Knowing ahead of time that TJ Hart, Lisa Ann, and Devon Lee were involved in the movie made this one an easy title to take a risk on, new directors rarely showing as much skill as their marketing departments seem to credit them for. The end results were mixed but it was not a bad little MILF flick to rub some loads out to, making me wonder if Jack had some assistance from Ivan or one of the other competent directors at the company. If you’re still interested, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Devon Lee, a curvy gal that has launched many an erection, was up first as she teased by the pool in her bikini, soon moving inside to take care of both Jenner and James Deen, after Jenner interrupted James’ hopes for a bit of quality time with the gal. Proving the age old porn philosophy that sharing is caring, the men went to satisfying her needs while undressing her; spanking her fleshy ass, kissing her, and giving her complete access to their meaty members. The thought of the scrawny duo having their way with her turned her on, Jenner sucking her ass crack while James kissed her some more. The men continued their two pronged attack by slamming a cock in her mouth (James) and fingers in her cookie (Jenner) until she wanted both of them orally. The gal could work a meatpipe using her mouth and hand; doing so aggressively as the men spouted off encouraging words. This led to them alternating between her mouth and pussy, Devon doing PTM but not actively riding cock until she was on top of the men. The ass play led to her doing a DP and anal, slowing down considerably (with ATM of course) but it wasn’t a bad scene overall thanks to her efforts (maybe James should learn to keep quiet). The scene ended when she took their loads sequentially into her mouth but the camera faded away before she was allowed to do anything with the population pudding gracing her mouth.

I'm not a fan of implants but Lisa Ann is a hotty!

Scene Two: TJ Hart, a curvy MILF that I’ve enjoyed watching for years in porn, was up next playing a gal named “Sandy” as she took the camera and explained what she was looking for in a man (while her husband was asleep) saying she wanted a guy between the ages of 18 and 26 that would fuck her like she was a taxpayer and he was the IRS. She ended up settling for Sascha instead, the guy all over her on the master bed as she enjoyed his attentive nature. He rubbed her titties and pussy through her dark pink undies, the clothing falling off as the foreplay progressed with him fingering her snatch. As much as she wanted (and received) a brain dead lump of meat, she seemed to appreciate how much she was turning him on; his dick gracing her mouth in no time as she sucked him off with her years of experience backing her up. He drilled for clams in her pussy and ass with his finger but never did get around to orally working her over, porking her with increasing frequency as she moaned loudly. She was another gal that only actively rode cock when on top of his lap, her tan line adding to her appeal almost as much as her curves. She also did anal, asking him to fuck her slowly when the anal took place (translation: she was passive at anal) with a few positions handled before he rubbed out his modest wad on her ass crack in doggy.

Did I already say Lisa Ann is a hotty?

Scene Three: Mae Victoria, a gal that looked like a MILF you’d let your buddy take (albeit a good buddy), was up next on the bed as she masturbated and read off some stilted lines. This led to her walking in with Trent Soluri; the guy dressed up to look like someone out of The Ringer (a mainstream movie he’d have been great in). There was little tease in the scene once he joined her with her black dress falling to the floor quickly and her milky white body appealing to the “man-boy” as she called him. She was eager to go down on him, dropping to her knees to blow him actively in a manner that largely made up for her limited acting ability. Her dark red hair may appeal to some of you as much as her healthy curves, though she spent most of her time orally working the tip of his meat instead of deepthroating as I would have preferred. He was yet another that skipped going down on her, at least in this case it seemed to be because of her really hairy pussy (she referenced it in the beginning of their scene) and the initial vaginal penetration was passive on her part. He spanked her meaty ass and she responded by bouncing on his cock, making me wish the others had been as easy to tame. Trent looked like Steve French channeling Ron Jeremy in the hair department too, the guy moving too quickly for her in the anal antics that slowed her riding to a crawl. Eventually (after a few positions and some ATM), she took the mouth pop and spit the semen out, picking it off the floor to rub into her ample chest by the end of the scene.

Cheyenne fit the advertised nature of the movie too.

Scene Four: Lisa Ann, the gal on the front cover and my first reason for getting this DVD, was up next as she made a dating service video, resulting in Johnny Sins coming over on the couch to play. She summed him up perfectly by saying: “you’ll do” and commenting how lucky he was to have her. Despite the playful banter about his cluelessness with women, he had her bra off in no time and the foreplay showed him doing breast play as well as pawing her pussy. He followed her orders and was rewarded with full access to her body (sans anal this time) so she aggressively blew him; making it look like a championship experience. The couple then boned like she owned him, the gal actively riding him in most positions while her fit figure impaled itself using an increasing tempo. Lisa did not do anal here but she gave the best overall experience with her titty play, blowjob, and cookie poking that led to the inevitable facial. Once again though, the camera faded out before she could spit it out, swallow, or otherwise handle the wad.

Scene Five: Cheyenne Hunter, another curvy brunette MILF, was up last as she was scripted to speak of a late husband now in the ground dead. After the weakest tease of the movie, she was then shown in a striped bikini out by the pool, grabbing Trent Soluri by the cock and making it clear what she had actually hired him for. He reciprocated with the pawing and they went inside to the small sofa, the gal claiming to want some fine “man-boy flesh” but accepting him instead. The dialogue portions of this one were as weak as any of the other scenes, making me thankful when she took her new toy in her mouth and started sucking him off. She gave a solid hummer too, showing she was far from new to having a stranger’s cock in her mouth. She even went fairly deep on it as she slobbed his knob, jerking him off to keep him from losing his career sustaining erection. Proving a formulaic approach doesn’t have to completely suck, she rode him actively once warmed up, bouncing on his cock to the best of her ability vaginally and sounding like she escaped from the reservation when doing the limited anal. There was little to hate about the ending scene but little to get especially worked up about but I found it reasonably in line with the advertised action and she was far from disposable (translation: I’d do her for a drink). Doing ATM, she sucked his cock off to completion, rubbing the load to her face before the camera faded out.

Summary: MILF Bone by director Jack Mayhoff for Diabolic Digital might not set any sales records or motivate you to order the company’s entire back catalog but it had enough strokability, replay value, and fuck for the buck to warrant a rating of Recommended for fans of MILFs. Lisa Ann, TJ Hart, and Devon Lee all made it worthwhile, the other two ladies providing some quality fuck time too. The technical values were a bit off and the extras were decidedly lame yet the movie itself had what was advertised so give it a look. In short, MILF Bone will appeal to those of you wanting to bone a MILF or three, any of the ladies here can call me up to get some tips on doing older, two-pump chump reviewers too.


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