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Advice: Highly Recommended
2007, 130 minutes, plus extras
With: Trina Michaels, Austin Kincaid, Brandi Edwards, Sophia, Eve Lawrence; Zak Atak, John Espizedo, Brandon Fox, Jason Arrow, Dane Cross, Daniel
“Dick Hunters” puts a nice little twist on “reality” porn: Instead of fearless guys approaching girls on the street and getting them to have sex, it’s the ladies here who step out and go after the “innocent” boys (i.e. actors). Of course, the guys put up about as much resistance as a leaf in a typhoon, but it’s a worthwhile fantasy nonetheless.
Star and putative director Trina Michaels introduces the action by telling us she and her female porn colleagues are tired of humping the same old guys. So, alone or with another sex-industry hottie, Trina hits the streets in five well-conceived and energetically executed sequences, each containing lengthy, tension-building seduction chats.
Besides the impressive length of the feature and the quality of the players, the DVD has strong extras. But it also sports a pet peeve of mine: opening credits that reveal all the girls in hard-core tidbits before we’ve even gotten to know them with clothes on. Do as I do and go to the scene index to start the movie.
Scene 1.Trina Michaels, a wholesome, buxom dirty blonde with dark, pancake-size areolae, is driving around when she spots two “Catholic schoolboys” in shirts and ties riding their bikes. She offers to give the sweaty kids some “lemonade” at her place, but once they’re on her sofa, she admits that was just a ruse as she rubs their crotches. She proceeds to suck them simultaneously then rides each and does some anal and ass-to-mouth. The nastie cutie – who resembles a cross between Leelee Sobieski and soap star Kassie DePaiva – happily takes the boys’ cum on her tongue.
Scene 2. Trina’s back behind the wheel, this time accompanied by snappy brunette pal Sophia, and it’s not long before they target a blond guy who’s jumping around on the sidewalk and waving a pizzeria advertising board. They convince the goofball to come to their place with the promise of lemonade – gets ’em every time – but Sophia can’t wait that long. She jumps into the backseat with Napoleon Dynamite and gives a prick-sucking preview of things to come. Finally, at somebody’s apartment, it’s off with the boy’s drawers as Sophia performs some speed-deep-throating on the amazed young one. She says to the kid, “You know what porn stars do? They get fucked in the ass,” then sits back, spreads and orders pizza boy to stick his pepperoni in her hot prick oven. Trina disappears for much of the action (perhaps to do some directing shit behind the camera), but returns for some humping, which concludes with Sophia swallowing pizza boy’s delivery.
Scene 3.Trina and tall, full-figured platinum blonde Eve Lawrence sit in a parking lot checking out a guy working at his computer at an outdoor cafe. They approach, Trina offers to show the geek her own porn-star web site, and before long the three are in a room and the girls are really working on his laptop. Eve reveals huge boobs, a scrumptiously large ass and a cutesy-poo voice. No anal in this scene, but when the geek cums on Eve’s blonde pussy, Trina licks it up. Cool.
Scene 4. Hello, Austin Kincaid! A 27-year-old regal brunette with a big sweet smile is one of those I-can’t-believe-she’s-doing-porn beauties that come along once in a very great while. Here, she and Trina are sitting in the stands at a football field watching guys run laps. They step in front of a ponytailed Hispanic stud who has no problem running away with the two sports fans. In somebody’s living room, the girls go all oral on the lucky guy, then Austin unleashes her tremendous (though fake) boobage and a wonderful butt. Again, Trina misses out on a bulk of the action, but returns for some pole-vaulting and ultimately shares a faceful of jock jizz with Austin.
Scene 5. Continuing the sports theme, Trina and DVD box cover girl Brandi Edwards are hanging out on the strand at VeniceBeach, checking out the skateboarders. They focus on one handsome guy (who’s like way too old to be skateboarding, man) and convince him to do some sweet jumps in private. Brandi, a delightfully pale, skinny (but big-boobed), black-haired, blue-eyed cutie, exhibits some intense oral skills. She’s so into the guy’s thick tool she seems loath to let Trina get in a lick, but share she does. She pants loudly while screwing, too. When
skateboy pops, it sprays over a lot of chest.
This is a quality production, with fine packaging (check out that photo of Trina Michaels and Brandi Edwards inside the liner), helpful menus and a wealth of extras.
The feature has been shot in HD video and is presented in 16.9 widescreen, and it is consistently well shot, with both indoor and outdoor scenes competently lighted and recorded (the sound is presented in Dolby stereo).
The main menu features a still shot of one of the girls, with some moving action of Trina and two cocks superimposed faintly in the background. If you don’t pick a menu option – Play, Star Index, Special Features, Trailers – within a minute or so, the movie automatically starts. The Star Index shows live-action frames of each girl; click on a girl and you get still frames offering chapters with titles like Blow Job, Missionary, Cowgirl, D.P., Doggie Style Anal and Cumshot.
The five trailers for other Mayhem titles are each a healthy three minutes of severe hardcore action (including anal and cumshots). “P.O.V. Squirt Alert 5,” “Rookies,” “Mexicunts 5,” “Assploitations 8” and “Tory Lane’s Bitches” all look like winners.
Other extras include a cumshot recap, a slideshow (with a choice between “glamour” and “hard” stills from the movie), web site info, a hardcore advertisement for erection enhancer ProMagnus, and phone sex ads.
But the chief bonus is an informal, lighthearted 17-minute look behind the scenes of the feature. “Zak is not the sharpest tool in the shed,” a crew member says of one of the studs. Veteran videographer Jim Powers “suggests” ideas to “director” Trina Michaels. North Carolina lovely Austin Kincaid comes across as smart, kind and levelheaded. Twenty-one-year-old Eve Lawrence sees herself as part of a new sexual revolution that will move America away from what she sees as its culture of violence.
Eve gets into a bit of a debate with a camera operator and makeup artist Flick Shagwell about the difference between a porn star and a prostitute; she’s the former, Eve maintains, which later brings a laugh to some of her female co-stars who don’t see much difference since both professions are based on sex for money. “I’m a normal chick,” Eve concludes. “I just like to shoot porn.” An attitude we can definitely applaud.
THE LAST WORD
Featuring a neat “reality” porn premise of aggressive women hitting on unsuspecting men, some refreshingly full-figured girls and intensely hot sex, “Dick Hunters” has everything it takes to make for a new franchise. Host/performer/director Trina Michaels has an All-American cheerfulness that’s hard not to love, and she and the other beauties here are talented fellatrixes in a movie with more than the usual complement of cocksucking. The movie looks good, the extras and the trailers are potent, and at two hours-plus, there’s a lot to ponder. For maximum enjoyment and buildup of sexual excitement, first watch the behind-the-scenes segment and get to know the girls before you watch them get down and dirty.
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