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FPS - First Person Shooter

Studio: Pulse Distribution » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 10/19/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It


Director:Kevin Moore

Cast:Jenna Haze, Tory Lane, Rebeca Linares, Jayna Oso, Jennifer Dark

Length:2hrs 4 min

Production Date:Pulse Pictures, 2007

Extras:Chapter Selection: Without Act Access--But there is a page called Accustroke, which includes individual acts by girl (essentially act selection) Behind the Scenes: Runs 45 minutes: Jenna Haze fills out her paperwork for her scene, then does a nice solo photo shoot, then a few quick minutes with the other gals. Cumshot Recap: Profiles: Panty Pops: Rebeca Linares & Jenna Haze; Separate scenes (apprx. 20 min each) with each gal strutting their bodies. Strong focus on their panties and the girls occasionally change their undies. In the end, the POV pops a load onto their ass. Trailers:

Audio/Video:As with most things in life, the Video is Full Frame Color. Images are clean and color vibrant with only an occasional problem with lighting. The most significant thing is the camera work, which teeters between strong and crappy. Shot POV style, there are great images of the gals getting fucked. But between positions, or acts, or simply readjustments angles there's a lot of random body parts and furniture.

Body of Review:Pulse Pictures and Jekyll and Hyde Productions brings what looks to be the first installment of a new POV series. First Person Shooter, puts you, perverted viewer at home, a little closer to the lucky bastard actually banging the babes.

Scene 1: Jennifer Dark
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Facial
Jennifer starts this scene with a drink and memories of her clubbing night. Jennifer is the kind of eveywhere girl; there's no extraordinary features about her, but she is very cute. Hailing from some European country, Jennifer stumbles through her English until she gets the cameraman to eat her pussy. The setup is far too slow here and Jen's accent is more than a turnoff. Her attempts at oral are interrupted by her silly comments and staged moans. Boning her is worse because her mouth is free of dick. She's pumped missionary until his dong is coated and gives a ptm that looks nicer than you can imagine--or probably is. Jennifer's white rump is banged from behind the, but for some reason she keeps her clothes on, and they simply fuck around them. Jen's greatest asset is a natural body with little tits, but she even speaks of herself in the third person. How weird is that? The first person shooter (POV) is nice, but is inconsistent and a bit sporadic. Jennifer waits patiently while he chubs his cub and unloads a wimpy splash of dick snot across her tongue. Generally I've enjoyed Jennifer Dark's work, but this was a lame start to the disc.

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Scene 2: Rebeca Linares
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Cumshot to the ass
Rebeca is a nice-looking Spaniard from the wild N hot city of Barcelona. She admits to speaking very little English, and it shows, or is heard I suppose. Perverts who like a softer, bronzed woman with curves will dig Rebeca. Far from the fat scale, she's got nice humps and an occasional flesh fold. From a bird's eye view we see Rebeca sprawled on the bed, sucking the guy's thick, curved shaft. This scene is nice in that Rebeca is a homely chick. She's nearly got amateur looks. Fucked from behind, her round, Hispanic booty is blasted by white cock, but when she takes the helm and gets on top, you can tell she's enjoying the scene. She grinds him patiently and selfishly. A pop to her ass dots her cheeks in little, gooey drops. A decent scene with decent performances. Rebeca's homegrown looks will appeal to the amateur lovers, but the POV can be too unsteady to fully take her in.


Scene 3: Jenna Haze
Acts Included: Oral, Facial
What can be said here. Nothing really. Jenna could be dressed as a colonist patching up Old Glory in her rocking chair and every guy in America would still pop wood. Delightfully naughty, thin, petite, completely flawless save a pair of rather large choppers--which only serve to prove that she is in fact human---Jenna is as good as they come. She spreads her teeny ass, pulling her lips aside to tease her hole before slipping her mouth around some lucky, white meat. Jenna gives a passionate BJ, bobbing her head, stroking his shaft and staring at the camera with the wildest cat eyes you could ever imagine. Her scene is over too soon. What no fucking? ( I can't remember if blowing guys is her cut off point, I swear I thought she boned.) Anyways she gets a mild load of man soap in the mouth and yums it down in an unceremonious act. By far not the best we've seen of Jenna. She seems thrown here almost last minute or simply to grace the cover. Still, it's hard not to love her.


Scene 4: Jayna Olso
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Cumshot to the ass
Jayna is followed, err stalked, by the camera guy all the way home. And then, sigh, some 10 minutes after cheesy internet foreplay, Jayna meets her admirer and has no problem going down on him. He catches her in the hall and grabs her by the throat. CUT TO:---A blindfolded Jayna wanders helplessly until she falls to her knees and is 'forced' to suck cock. It's nice that in being "forced" to suck meat, she chooses to deep throat and imitate the sound of a drowning duck. The element of submission and the use of the blindfold works well, but goddamn the camera for not being more attentive. Every move shakes, blurs or fails to center, so it's not uncommon to see some mysterious bit of flesh or patch of clothing. Eventually Jayna is fucked; and it's okay at best. The POV is decent, but there's some harsh over lighting. Again the dude pops his load on the ass. Here it's much meatier and is more impressive against Jayna's wide caboose.


Scene 5: Tory Lane
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, PTM, Anal, ATM,
Busty Tory Lane has incredible definition in her legs. She's no body builder, but her legs are cut; which contrasts her bubbly bosom. Tory is a naughty girl. Not because she does porn, but because she smokes. Good thing for us her oral fixation isn't limited to cigarettes. But first, Tory kneels on the bed and spreads her butt cheeks to expose her sweet, hairless holes. The best scene was definitely saved for last. Tory deep throats his long cock, sucking it noisily and attacking it as a pit bull would pounce on a kitten. The camera holds here and zooms in to capture super nice wet shots of his dick dripping with Tory's saliva. In no time that saliva is used as love grease and Tory gets mounted from behind. Tory is a good lover. She's quiet, submissive and flexible. Two fingers just happen to slip into her has and then just happen to slip into her mouth. But she doesn't mind. Her ass is fucked as smoothly as her vagina, slowing only to change positions. She jerks his pickle in the final act, releasing his children onto her chin. But like Saturn, she decides to devour them, scooping the cum from her chin and swallowing with a smile.


Concluding Words:Strange that First Person Shooter had a few shots from an unknown cameraman, perhaps near the grassy knoll. That is of course unless the guy manning the camera stopped and set up his camera across the room for a few measly shots. But still, why is it here to begin with. FPS is okay in its strongest moments, yet there aren't very many. The action is really quite boring. Blowjobs look like blowjobs (although Tory Lane mixes things up briefly....and Jenna Haze, well, she's just Jenna Haze) and knockin' da boots couldn't me any simpler. Tory stands out with a nice, clean anal scene. Inconsistent camera work and a cheap use of Jenna Haze as the cover model make for a fair flick--at best. It's really not even worth checking out if you are a ridiculously obsessed fan of Jenna. And you know you are. Skip It



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