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Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/21/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Annette and Manuel from Scene One.

Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mason

Cast: Annette Schwarz, Manuel Ferrara, Johnny Fender, Andrew Rivera, Buster Good, Scotty Lyons, Rich Franklin, Eric Camden, Hooks, Lucky, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bryan Moore, Dick Nasty, Kris Roc, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash, Mike Long, Ray Black, Rocker X, Steve Driver, Travis Michaelson, Deep Threat, Ice Cold, Michael Stefano, Sandra Romain

Length: 218:12 minutes

Date of Production: 8/25/2007

Annette the public nudist!

Extras: The best extra was the 8:41 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Mason herself. The emphasis was on Annette (as it should be) with clips of the lady describing whatever it was she wanted to do. There was also a lengthy photogallery, a second side to the cover (though it just had other covers), and some spam.

Condoms: None

Annette loves the brothers like Deep Threat.

Audio/Video Quality: Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Mason for Elegant Angel. The camera work was solid with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows and the picture appeared to be crisp this time. Mason has made or assisted on a number of titles over the years, the technical matters taking back seat (pun intended) to the raw energy of the sex, so it was nice to see her improving her game in the visuals. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the mid 3 Mbps video bitrate; on the low end but probably needed given the amount of material on the DVD) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than some of the director's previous, older, works at PXP (about the same as her work in Brianna Love is Buttwoman). The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too.

Annette crawled to Ice for more loving.

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Body of Review: Brianna Love is Buttwoman really worked for me last week and it marked the full fledged return to directing by gonzo hotty Mason; making it even more noteworthy. Her follow up release was done on her own this time; the movie titled Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman. As a fan of the Slutwoman series, many of us could argue the relative merits of ladies from the past that were labeled such but I have to admit that this latest incarnation, Annette Schwarz, has been on my radar screen all year as one of the best extreme queens in porn. The lengthy set of five scenes provided a wealth of heated hijinks punctuated by hardcore anal and role playing, every nook and cranny worked over to the max by her award winning style. The back cover said it like this: “Award-winning cult director Mason (Dirty Trixxx, Lady Fellatio) returns to the Elegant Angel directing fold with Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman. Experience a breathtaking three hour voyage into the dark beauty of Annette, one of porn's most extreme performers. From a 20 guy blow bang to an intense three-way with giant black cocks to an emotional tryst with Manuel Ferrara, and an unforgettable finale with the dominant Sandra Romain, you will rarely encounter a movie as passionately perverse as this debauched psychodrama. What happens when the most depraved performer in porn meets the most depraved director? The answer is a viewing experience that is unlike any other, and a movie that will forever alter your perception of the emotional and psychological depths that porn can uncover.” Say what you will but is any director could bring out the nastiest set of passionate pounding, Mason was the one to do it. Here’s a look at the scenes if you’re still interested, provided a detailed look at the cast and action, with no condoms to get in the way of your viewing pleasure:

Annette and Michael Stefano.

Scene One: Loyalty: Annette Schwarz, the blond babe on the front cover of the DVD case, was up first in a scene with studly Manuel Ferrara. He played a domineering master that made her eat out of the dog dish on the floor as she crawled around in a black leather fetish outfit. Annette acted like a puppy wanting some attention and as the screen had color breathed into it with a whisper from Manuel; she knelt at his feet to present her ample ass to him for inspection. He walked around her and picked up a riding crop to punish her for disobeying his directives, using his hand to spank her more but eliciting a sense of remorse in the gal before leaving the many marks that stood out against her white flesh. He was dressed like a businessman and she dutifully licked his shoes when required, the hair pulling, slapping, and other rough stuff giving her great pleasure as he tore into her pussy as she lay on the floor. The no-hands hummer was sloppy and aggressive, leading to the anal where he stretched her rectum with increasing speed as she begged for more. She was an active cock rider in both her pussy and ass though, some intermittent oral offered up before she sucked his load of population pudding out of the metal bowl on the floor when it bounced off her mouth. The couple had chemistry and passion, elevating the opening scene nicely as she sucked up the semen and swallowed it out of the bowl to close things out. Whew!

Annette as Sandra's fetish maid.

Scene Two: Girlie Day: Annette Schwarz, in a white outfit that was loose on top and form fitting on her sweet ass, was then interviewed along a public street by Mason as she spoke to strangers along the road and flashed them (their heads pixilated out). This form of tease was a lot of fun, the trio getting in some public nudity as the director caught it all (and made the day of the two guys). She continued down Prairie (past Mason Avenue by the way) and onto a side street where she made yet another friend, this time in a red car. Their cultural exchange over, she continued down the alleyway with some more fleshing, ducking into the warehouse to find Johnny Fender, Andrew Rivera, Buster Good, Scotty Lyons, Rich Franklin, Eric Camden, Hooks, Lucky, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bryan Moore, Dick Nasty, Kris Roc, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash, Mike Long, Ray Black, Rocker X, Steve Driver, and Travis Michaelson, as her rewards. Buster, Scotty, and a few others were up first as they stripped to reveal their cocks for the playful gal to suck off. She spit, applied deepthroat techniques, and aggressively worked them all as she dropped to her knees. Mason added some commentary to the blowbang, tossing a little salad, sucking nuts and jerking the men off with a desperate kind of energy that spoke volumes as to how she was selected for the role. The men rubbed out loads to her face and she swallowed a lot of it, the next batch coming in for more in the back of a pickup truck; Kyle, Dick, Arnold, and a few others standing out from the crowd as the large group surrounded her. She sucked the mope squad members one at a time for the most part, jerking off others as she mingled with the crowd, no one getting away from her expertise. This continued until the men started jerking off to her face and coating her head thoroughly; some of them missing and hitting Mason’s foot with their ejaculate. If you like the glazed donut look on a gal, this will be one of the best this year, Annette asking for more from these third tier wannabe meat puppets (to be fair, a few of them are established names though). The make up smeared and plenty of jizz on the floor later, I was pretty sure that a few guys came twice, the lady venturing back onto the street without cleaning up much, eventually hearing police sirens that they were afraid of. Yikes!

Sandra inspecting the goods!

Scene Three: Blind Date: Annette Schwarz, playing a porn star in lust for some jungle loving, was up next with Deep Threat and Ice Cold in the living room. The dynamic portrayed was that she wanted to work with Deep, showing a schoolgirl crush of sorts after having seen him on a website. In her stripper shoes, she towered over him but he didn’t care one bit as he relished the idea of hooking up with the blond hotty; the gal coming off like a trophy girlfriend to him in her skimpy black outfit as Mason introduced them. Her all natural curves impressed him and unlike the earlier scenes, his love taps to her booty were light, the guy savoring the entire experience of the moment before checking out how wet she was thanks to the scene. Her pussy was puffy and he went right to work on it orally, the gal reciprocating with a short blowjob before they started bumping uglies. She was positioned head to the floor and ass in the air, Deep tapping deep inside her to her begging for more as he fucked her silly. Had this been almost any other gal, it would have come across as porn fakes 101 but she was into it completely and the rippling of her ass as the penetration continued was great. He continued to pound her pussy in numerous positions, holding her hands behind her back and otherwise ramping up the abusive stuff as she herself demanded, the taste testing done at her insistence even before Ice joined in on the fun. Her mouth as a cocksocket, she stuck primarily to vaginal action for the first portion of the scene with the men taking her as they saw fit; moving to anal where she was just as active a rider; the yelling by the gal appearing to be more spur of the moment than scripted. The men were covered in sweat by the time they dropped loads onto her mouth and face, Annette jerking Deep off and Ice tossing out his own spew to an exhausted performer. Wow!

Scene Four: The Tryst: Annette Schwarz, kneeling before a support column in a large empty room, was then set to working with Michael Stefano as he playfully felt her up and the two embraced. While not equals by any meaning of the term, she was on a similar level with him compared to the other scenes. The two macked out more than average as she fished his penis out of his jeans, slowly jerking him off before an intoxicatingly erotic blowjob and titty fuck unlike those from the other scenes. This was part of the diversity of appeal she offered and made her such a wonderful choice for the reigning Slutwoman title; the gal slowly increasing the tempo of the oral loving she provided as she sought to cater to his needs. The standing vaginal action that came afterwards appealed as well with the gal pushing back on his rod as she dedicated herself to the pleasure of the moment. This led to more fucking on the floor, moving to anal before too long and some of the rougher stuff that had been missing in the first part of the scene (Michael slapping her ass hard). Yeah, she did ATM as well as she did in the other scenes and their sweaty bodies rubbed against one another in such a manner that they came across as real life lovers, her fleshy ass again rippling as he pounded away at her perfect pucker. The two continued frantically with some ass cheek masturbation (he rubbed his dick between her cheeks as she bounced) and eventually led to a large load covering her face. Yow!

Scene Five: Liberty: Annette Schwarz, once again relegated to the subordinate spot as the maid for depraved anal queen Sandra Romain; Annette wearing a weird feather duster mask as she tidied up the large house to the dissatisfaction of Sandra. Sandra’s unreasonable demands led to a white glove test where Annette’s work of the day failed miserably; her skimpy outfit lending great access to Sandra for some heated punishment antics. The mask removed, Annette was pushed to the floor where Sandra ravaged her; the slaps to her face echoing across the cavernous room. There was some titty twister time and foot fetish worship for those so inclined to enjoy it, Annette showing remarkable abilities at taking feet inside her mouth compared to most gals in porn. Annette embraced her destiny as a slave and pushed herself to do as much as possible while Sandra pushed even her extreme limits. The riding crop on her firm ass was promising but the next game played had Sandra slapping at Annette’s open palms while continuing her barrage of verbal abuse. Had Annette displayed any remorse or dislike of the action, it would have turned me off completely but she wanted more and more; proving her status as a sensation slut extraordinaire. The face sitting, pussy pinching, taste testing, and other forms of twisted, kinky sex were at times strange but I appreciated what was taking place as being driven by the dynamic these two ladies established early on; both of them showing why they are top notch extreme queens (the talk in the BTS being about the possibility of Sandra dropping out of porn, which would result in Annette’s status moving up one notch). The legal limits of fisting left the thumb on the outside of the ass but each gal gave a lot and expected a lot of the other, neither disappointing the other before the end of the scene. For those who care, the use of inserted toys was minimal and the scene ended with Annette running down a traveled public roadway with nothing on the lower half of her body. Sweet!

Summary: Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman by director Mason for Elegant Angel was the best showcase for performer Annette Schwarz that you are ever likely to find. Much like the co-directed Brianna Love is Buttwoman was a great tribute to Brianna. Having seen a lot of Annette’s work this year, I think the only thing I would have changed would be to add Lorelei Lei to a scene due to the uncommon chemistry the ladies share together but I can hardly fault the wealth of material this movie provided, earning it a rating of Highly Recommended. The strokability and replay value will largely depend on how much you like Annette and rough sex in general, but it is again clear that director Mason is back with a vengeance to do things her way and I think a lot of fans are going to love this one. In short then, Annette Schwarz is Slutwoman also proved that the 23 year old German anal queen earned the right to the title and if Sandra Romain and Belladonna retire, there will be few contenders for the throne populated by the best in the jizz biz over the years.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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