Vanessa Videl sits like a man while ogling the pool boy.
Audio/Video Quality: Strap Attack 7 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Joey Silvera for distribution by Evil Angel. Thanks in large part to decent lighting and a relatively limited amount of moving around with the camera, there was little grain or video noise in the movie, few compression artifacts to be seen (the bitrate hovering around 2 Mbps but going even lower; explaining some of the picture problems) and even some of the fleshtones looked slightly off here. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were moderately solid. Like many of the director's at Evil Angel, Joey seems to prefer concentrating on capturing the raw energy over giving the viewer Wal-Mart lighting (harsh, flat, and plentiful) most of the time but he apparently made an exception this time to give some of us what we prefer. The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio (at 192 Kbps) was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
Mae Victory looked like a MILF.
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Body of Review: Joey Silvera and his work at Evil Angel are sometimes tough to pin down in terms of summing his work up easily. This is because unlike many of his peers, he experiments a lot and gives into his admittedly twisted muse more than they do. His latest work in my growing pile of porn is Strap Attack 7: Special Edition, the sequel to Strap Attack 6, where women took charge of the men; furthering their dominance by donning strap on dildos to penetrate the male puckers. The specific theme this time was addressed by the Give Mommy Your Ass! subtitle on the cover, a few of the ladies too young to pull off the MILF angle quite as well as the others. If you like femdom action though, Joey has been at this game of directing more than most so I knew the show would look better than the typically ultra low budget fuck flicks his competitors make. That said, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Milan took charge of Christian.
Scene One: Alana Evans, a long time favorite and top performer in features of late, was up first as a stripper version of a fetish nurse (seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover), with assistant Darryl Hanah, a MILF as seen beside her on the cover, to deflower Vin Deacon with some strap on dildo action. Those who have watched such titles before know the premise was therefore flawed due to the abundance of anal action he has seen in many other flicks; yet while the man is the receiver of the action in fem-dom movies, it is the women that are the main draw. In that sense, Alana as the dirty talking, salad tossing, ass fingering, and pucker penetrating lead of the scene was superb. Darryl assisted her by blowing Vin as Alana prepared him. Darryl wore gloves to assist in this endeavor too, his ass opening up easier & quicker than a stack of gifts at Christmas time. Alana was a better cocksucker than her pal but each contributed to the scene dynamic, both ladies donning the titular toys as Vin started his effeminate decline by blowing Alana. The ladies gave him a thorough work out as he passively accepted all they had to offer, Darryl taking a break to go back to diddling herself with her pink knobbed vibrator from the opening of the scene. The ladies went back to fingering and blowing him, failing to massage his prostate but otherwise covering most of the bases nicely. It ended when Alana jerked him off to completion; portraying a good mommy who shared the population pudding with Darryl. It had a fair amount of raw energy despite the lack of chemistry so fans of this kind of thing should find it appealing.
Brianna Love had a fine ass!
Scene Two: Vanessa Videl, the MILF on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she sexually harassed the pool boy while he tended his duties. She was determined to surprise him so she dressed in a pink nurse outfit, dragging Jason Crew back inside the house while they examined each other. They pawed each other and removed most of their clothing with limited tease, Vanessa slobbing his knob in a more traditional sense as both of them became increasingly into the action. He might have looked gay but his cock didn’t care given the oral skills “Mommy” was showing him. He reciprocated on her snatch, her sharp tan line acting as a roadmap for his tongue to move about her body. That led to him banging her pussy after sucking her ass, but not for long as she “had something” for him; the surprise including gloves, lube, and a dildo that all had his ass in their targets. She opened him up with her fingers, increasing the number of them penetrating him as she used her other hand to stroke him off. She then made him suck her toy a little before tapping his ass, Vanessa doing all the work as the pillow biter held his cheeks wide open for her. He then did ATM before she went back to plundering his booty, the two closing things out in a 69 position where she took his wad to her face.
Brianna was a cutie, even if not your typical femdom MILF.
Scene Three: Mae Victoria, the milky white redhead seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the breadwinner for Vin Deacon. Claiming to be a “royal bitch”, she barked orders at him like he was her little puppy; even telling him to clean the house while she was at work. He did what most guys do when left alone (nothing) so she got angry and forced him to go to counseling. This included her wielding a riding crop and strap on dildo, knowing that in order to make it work best; she’d have to get him erect first. She gave a short lap dance and sucked him off, paddling his cock before making him suck hers off and using the paddle on his ass (and that general area). The cock and ball torture (CBT) aside, he blew her while she masturbated, getting some vaginal action before she gave him what he really wanted. She practically fell into his cavernous ass, working the cock in easily thanks to his incredibly large volume of experience. That continued until he rubbed out a load, Mae continuing by feeding him the dildo out of his ass (ATM).
Scene Four: Milan, the thick bleach blond on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she allowed the director to feel her up. She was no spring chicken herself but not as aged looking as some in the movie so he seemed more interested in getting some from her as she teased. Anal receptive champion Christian was her partner and his ambidextrous sexuality served him well here (as it has many times in the past for such flicks) as the minimal set up of the previous scenes was discarded to go right to the sex. He was on a leash and complied with all of her demands, sucking her strap on dildo like he was born to doing so (as a “sissy”, her words) but also nursing on her large implants too. For her part, she tossed his salad and opened him up with her fingers, getting his rectal opening ready for the anticipated anal assault that he loved so much. He was passive as a receiver and she took to giving him some head from time to time; eventually riding his cock far better than he had with hers. She even took anal from him but not doing much actively as she milked him dry. The resulting blowjob and ass fingering (on him) caused him to pop, the two sharing his semen but coming across as a tough call as to who wanted it more.
Scene Five: Brianna Love, the hotty everyone is talking about (she was featured on the middle of the cover), was up last with Vin Deacon. He was her bitch and while the MILF idea was stretched on her (there is more to being a true porn MILF than simply having popped out a kid), she seemed to bring a lot more enthusiasm to her role than many of the others that were dominant for pay (the relative equivalent of being “gay for pay”). She practically whispered the dirty talk but also had fun putting the veteran pillow muncher through the paces. She did blow him and did jam fingers up his ass (with salad tossing as a throw in act), but he must have done something to her given the way she tore him a new one anally with her “cock” (maybe he stole her parking space or left the toilet seat up). She spanked him until his ass got cherry red before using a huge pole on his ass (it looked like one of those sticks cops use to beat up on assholes), moving to the smaller strap on dildo where her hips pumped into the chump rapidly. She was the best looking gal in the movie but her “Diva in Training” status showed that she was not the best man plow (yet) so even though it was a pretty decent femdom scene, I expect more of her in scenes like this as she gains experience. The sex ended after some ATM and her jerking him off; Brianna snowballing his wad into his mouth for him to swallow and allowing him to lick her toes clean for foot fetish types.
Summary: Strap Attack 7 by director Joey Silvera for distribution by Evil Angel might cater to a narrow sexual kink but there was enough twisted action that many of you will agree it should be rated as Recommended. The technical raw edges, the casting, and the lack of extras lowered the score somewhat but finding guys that will do this kind of thing that don’t look like regular pole smokers is reportedly tough and to fit so much footage on a single disc requires sacrifices in the bitrate. Still, the appearance by some fan favorites sure didn’t hurt and in many ways, Strap Attack 7: Special Edition was a better movie in terms of replayability and stroke value than Strap Attack 6 so give it a look if you like seeing the ladies in charge of things for a change (just don’t pick up the soap if your gal pal watches it with you).
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