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Gay Sex Resort 1


Studio: Pure Play Media » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 10/22/07


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Production Date:

September 2006 to March 2007

The Movie:

”Pack your bags and get ready to embark on a fabulous adventure at the Gay Sex Resort. Enjoy the sights, the sounds, and all the tight asses you can handle.”

Run Time:

2 Hours 36 Minutes

The Cast:

Dallas Reeves, Austin Grant, Angel Vasquez, Richard Roxx, Nash Cannon, Matthew James, Jimmy S., John Chase, Eli Duran, Seth King.

Safe Sex/Condoms:

Yes!

The Dudes:

The dudes are all appealing with a mix of slender, toned, and husky bodies; smooth and lightly hairy chests; full, trimmed, and almost shaved pubes; and cut ‘n uncut cocks.

Scene One:

Dallas Reeves (cute with long blond hair, slender/toned/smooth body) and his buddy Austin Grant (cute with brown buzz cut, toned/smooth body) are happy to be on vacation and head out to the murky swimming pool wearing their Bermuda-style swim trunks. The dudes make their way into the water and Austin hops up onto a float totally naked showing off his trimmed brown pubes, plump nuts, and large cut cock. Dallas is more than happy to stroke that rigid tool and blow sliding his wet mouth up ‘n down, nursing the knob, and licking those balls. Austin digs the head exclaiming, “Feels good, man.” Dallas sits on the swimming pool’s steps with his hard clipped cock sticking straight up. Austin grabs that pole and works his mouth up ‘n down filling his throat with delicious man meat. Dallas sounds like he’s reading from a cue card when he states in a deadpan tone, “Yeah it feels good. Don’t stop sucking that cock.”

Dallas fucks Austin from behind fast ‘n hard on the steps of the pool while Austin pulls his hard tube steak and moans. Switching to the more comfortable position of being fucked missionary style on the concrete side of the pool, Dallas continues to plow his pal as Austin pulls his pork. Austin shoots a thick load on his stomach followed by Dallas who squirts a thick load of jizz on Austin’s stomach.

Scene Two:

Angel Vasquez (cute with short dark hair, toned/slender/smooth body) and his pal Richard Roxx (good-looking with dark buzz cut, lightly hairy husky build) head outdoors wearing their Bermuda-style swimming suits and mosey over to the deserted bar. Angel pulls Richard’s plump cut cock out sliding his mouth up ‘n down, stroking the shaft, and giving a nice full blowjob. The dudes switch up and Richard grabs Angel’s uncut tool sucking up ‘n down, deep throating down to dark trimmed pubes, and pinching Angel’s hard nipple. For some reason, the dudes relocate to public restroom where they make out with plenty of deep tongue and continue sucking each other’s hard dicks.

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Richard sits on the toilet while Angel slides down on his rigid prick humping up ‘n down, rockin’ back ‘n forth, and stuffing his chute with as much cock as possible while heavy breathing bounces off the tiled walls. “You’re tight as fuck!” Richard picks Angel up and carries him over to the sink/counter still fucking him fast ‘n hard switching to the missionary position. Switching up once again, Richard plows Angel from behind as both guys stand. Reaching the point of no return, Angel cuts loose with a thick load on Richard’s stomach and Richard dumps thick love juice on his stomach.

Scene Three:

Nash Cannon (nice-looking with short brown hair, toned/tight body) and his pal Matthew James (cute with short dark hair, sideburns, average/smooth body) take a walk on the beach licking on ice cream cones. Naturally, the guys make their way to the “Gay Sex Resort” where they find a spot near the pool and undress as a naked gal with her face blurred out walks by. Nash reveals his dark trimmed pubes and clipped cock as Matthew does the same leading to some deep soul kissing and body rubbing. Matthew is soon on his knees cramming that hard dong down his gullet while stroking with his right fist and giving some very good head. Needing a taste of meat as well, Nash sinks to his knees sliding his mouth up ‘n down Matthew’s hard shaft making Matthew moan and pinch his own hard nipple.

Matthew takes the lead and fucks Nash from behind bent over a lounge chair using fast, smooth, and hard strokes making both guys moan ‘n groan. I wonder where that faceless naked gal went? Finally there is a nice penetration shot from behind but it’s much too fast. Matthew switches positions and continues drilling his buddy in the missionary position on top of a table with no descent penetration shots. The dudes pull their pork with Matthew shooting a large thick load on Nash’s stomach, hand, and his own fist. Nash lets go with a large thick load of spooge on his stomach. Hot loads!

Scene Four:

John Chase (good-looking with dark buzz cut, goatee, husky/toned body) delivers a pizza to guess where? Why, the “Gay Sex Resort” ! Freeloader Jimmy S. (cute with brown hair, tall/slender/smooth body) doesn’t have any money to pay for the pizza but since he’s relaxing totally naked on a lounge chair I’m sure something can be worked out. John hauls his plump cut cock out of his pants and Jimmy chows down sliding his mouth up ‘n down giving good head leading John to fuck his face. Jimmy lies back on the lounger and John takes that hard clipped tool down his throat giving an excellent blowjob. Hungry for some tight ass, John fucks Jimmy from behind using fast ‘n smooth strokes to fill that man-chute with no good penetration shots or close-ups. Switching to the missionary position, John continues to pound away and finally there is a nice penetration shot from behind of John slamming his tool into Jimmy’s tight hairy bunghole. After Jimmy plays the ol’ sink/bounce on that hard horn, John jacks off shooting a thick load on the pizza. Jimmy doesn’t cum.

Scene Five:

Eli Duran (cute with dark hair, toned/slender/smooth body) is sitting near the pool simpering to himself because no one remembered his birthday. While muttering something about celebrating alone, Seth King (good-looking with shaved head, toned/tanned/smooth body) wheels up a small birthday cake. The dudes kiss with wet tongue leading Eli to suck Seth’s icing-covered fingers. Seth pulls Eli’s hard clipped tool from his blue jeans and chows down sliding his mouth up ‘n down while jacking the shaft. Eli smears icing on his cock and Seth is more than happy to suck it off. Eli gets down on Seth’s hard unclipped dick working his mouth up ‘n down giving a good blowjob while pulling his own pork. Seth sinks down on Eli’s pole riding up ‘n down filling his tight shaved bung to the max. Eli continues to drill Seth from behind using smooth ‘n fast strokes. There’s a close-up from behind but Eli’s nuts are in the way to see anything. Eli shoots a thick load of birthday goo on Seth’s bum. Sadly, Seth (the hottest dude in the movie) doesn’t cum.

The DVD

Video:

“Gay Sex Resort” is shot directly on high quality HD video and presented in widescreen. The picture quality is sharp and clean. The handheld videography is clumsy, all over the place, and provides only a few descent close-ups of the butt sex penetration. So, the claim of “Extreme close-ups” on the back of the display box is a lie.

Sound:

The digital stereo sound is nice and clear. Too bad all the scenes are shot outdoors near airplanes flying overhead and unseen construction. These noises completely drown out the dudes and are very annoying. This makes the movie’s description of “enjoy the sights, the sounds…” hilarious.

Extras:

The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, a bonus scene of cute blond Dallas Reeves’s (cover dude) audition tape with full jack off and cum shot, a “Money Shots” compilation, a stills gallery featuring publicity and action photographs set to a snazzy 1970s-sounding ditty, and previews for the straight movies “Teenage Whores”, “Simple Fucks” (no, it’s not about dim-bulbs wearing beanies with propellers), and the lipstick girl-girl movie “Lucky Lesbians”.

Final Thoughts:

If a company is going to spend the money shooting a movie in high quality HD and use digital stereo sound, one would think said company would hire a competent videographer and shoot the movie someplace where loud airplanes and what sounds like construction work is not surrounding the action. Gawd! The videography is clumsy and all over the place using too many wide and medium shots during the cock sucking and butt sex. Granted there are some descent close-ups but they are far and few between. When I read the claim of “extreme close-ups” on the back of the display box I almost choked. That is a damn lie! Perhaps these folks need to watch “Cum Filled Manholes” to find out what an extreme close-up really is. At least the dudes are appealing with my favorites being Seth King, Dallas Reeves (cover dude), Angel Vasquez, and John Chase. Due to the lousy videography, I’m going with a Skip It. There are many movies out there that will be worth your time. This isn’t one of ‘em.



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