Extras: The extras package here is so much better than Jonniís usual package that it merits extra attention and accolades. There being three discs, letís start with the third disc, a compact music disc, first. While Iím one of the few outspoken critics of Jonniís DJ and musical career, I know that some of you are into the droning beats offered by the club scene so youíre going to really like this special extra. The songs were lengthy, the shortest clocking in around 6 minutes and the longest twice or more, longer. They were encoded in 2.0 LPCM using a bitrate of 1411 Kbps second so I heard no unintentional flaws to the program. As I write this review, I have to admit that the visual show my DVD player is providing looking hypnotic and out of the context of the fucking, I liked the music a whole lot more (though I wonít pain Jonni to dance at his club and distract unbelieving patrons with the horror known as my dancing). The second disc of extras was a solid experience for fans of porn more than club going people, the extras including a lot of sex this time shot exclusively for this set. First up for me was the bonus scene lasting 9:25 minutes between hotty Alexis Texas and scene partner Mark Ashley. The tease sequence was good but they must have started too soon since the pair were already boning on the floor; doing vaginal, some PTM and blowjob, and then the facial. It was short but sweet!
Brianna Love was quite fetching too.
There were then five bonus blowjobs; the ladies offered up including Kisi Sims (10:09 minutes), Eva Angelina (18:52 minutes!), Jenna Haze (14:29 minutes), Carmella Bing (13:38 minutes), and Lindsey Meadows (12:05 minutes) as each providing the kind of oral experience I have long associated with swell head. Those extras by themselves were enough to merit a high rating but the Behind the Scenes was an exceptional addition too. It lasted 98:12 minutes and had a wealth of material from the movies, including interviews with humorous revelations (Lindsey swearing off Phish because she was busted by the cops with over 600 pills; those meanies! being one of the funnier parts; Giannaís personal hygiene changing my mind about wanting to kiss her and/or allowing her into my pool; my desire to allow Renae full access to my lap should she need it; Evaís fertility, her expensive escorting sideline, etc.). This BTS was among the longest Iíve seen, competing with Belladonnaís and a short list of others but going into better detail about the ladies covered, even Alexis Texas sharing some quality time for fans, than pretty much any similar extra in recent memory. There was also a helpful cast list (no male IDís on the BJís though) and some spam. The disc the movie itself was on also had some extras, mostly the pop shot compilation from the scenes but also 13 trailers (not the 14 listed unless I overlooked one) to movies like G For Gianna, Girls Love Girls 2, My Best Friend's Whore Friend, Slut Collector, Boob Bangers 4, Load Sharing, Bodacious Booty, Bet Your Ass 4, Girls Love Girls, Suck It Dry 2, Trophy Whores, and Angels of Debauchery 5; 5 limited filmographies, a cats list, and a photogallery lasting 4:06 minutes long. Whew!
Eva Angelina is a special lady too!
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Audio/Video Quality: Bikini Clad Cum Sluts was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel. The bitrate hovered on the higher end of the scale much of the time, typically in the mid 6 Mbps range though jumping around a fair bit too; going higher as often as not. The lighting was often flat and solid, reducing the amount of grain, video noise, and other flaws directly related to the technical aspect. The composition was almost always favorable to the ladies and the editing seemed to enhance the look of the show more than a little bit, thanks to the extensive efforts of Eddie Powell who also made the cool DVD menus stand out with his skilful touch. In general, this was probably the best looking DVD set by Jonni that I can remember, though I havenít seen a lot of his recent work (the other reviewers have fought for it so effectively). The audio was provided in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track (at a 192 Kbps) was thumping but truncated at the right moment after the tease to allow the vocals to get the spotlight during the scenes. The great news was that the music was actually better than usual; the vocals nicely balanced and the score growing on me thanks in large part to having listened to them on the included CD track a few times before watching the movie. Good job Jonni!
Rachel Roxx and Lindsay Meadows fit the part too.
Body of Review: Jonni Darkko has been distributed by Evil Angel for years now and his biggest complaint to me when we discussed my reviews of his movies has been my demand for a lot of quantity; both in extras and in the movie itself. My reasoning has always been related to the comparison of his titles to those of his peers at the company; pointing out that when another director gives the consumer four hours of good stuff and some super extras, his shorter movies barren of anything significant pale by comparison. His market niche is slightly different too, going for the younger club going audience more than jaded old porn hounds, but unlike those that kiss ass in the industry, I firmly believe in the Nietzsche idea of pushing someone to make them better rather than let them rely on false praise. Since our last conversation, Jonni has indeed upped his game a lot too, culminating in Bikini Clad Cum Sluts: Special Extended Set; a three disc set that will shut many up about Jonni being the weakest director under the Evil Angel umbrella for a long time. The idea was to stay simple, merely have some hotties play by the pool in swimwear, oil up, and then go at the sex like they were possessed. If that sounds as good to you as it did to me, you will probably find this to be a superior effort too so hereís a quick look at the scenes along with some pictures as visual aids, noting that no condoms were worn:
Cute but perky asses by the aforementioned ladies.
Scene One: Brianna Love, a curvy blond with a winning smile and an ass that could go for days, was up first as she established the premise of the movie being less tied to bikinis than swimwear in general. The drone of the music stopped pretty much when Mark Ashley joined her by the pool though I admit that her oiling up sequence gave me a shiver of excitement. He ate her ass and cookie to prepare her so it wasnít long when he started banging her pussy wildly as she leaned against the waterfall; the pair moving inside shortly after that to continue. Her messy blowjob was solid and the ass shaking he engaged in when grabbing her fleshy cheeks was fun to watch. She was an active cockrider throughout the scene but especially after that, impaling her cookie on his dick while he pumped with a decided sense of abandon. I would have liked to see her do more face sitting but the ending handjob was great too; especially thanks to her pouty vocals and his massive wad of population pudding going all over her. Whew!
Renae "J-Ho" Cruz is someone to keep an eye on, and a dick in.
Scene Two: Eva Angelina, the very attractive brunette on the front cover, was up next as she followed the basic formula of teasing in her red bikini by the pool. She masturbated to a frothy orgasm when Mark Ashley came up to her and asked if she wanted a drink. She pointed out that while she wasnít thirsty, she was definitely in the mood for something else; pulling down his pants to start blowing him aggressively (using her hand and mouth in unison). The splash of oil on her chest led to a titty fuck/handjob of sorts, her oral skills put to the test as she continued to work him over. That led to a lot more vaginal and oral work for both of them, her puffy pussy taking a beating as he hammered at it nearly endlessly. She teased him with her ass cheeks but that was as close as his dick came to penetrating her precious O ring this time, her general ride being less active than her very best work but the other elements adding significantly to the heat of the scene. The chemistry and enthusiasm shown here gave it legs too; the replay value approaching the last scene for me in this sense. She glistened with sweat as the action went on, more oil looking good on her ass before she jerked him off to completion into her mouth and onto her face. A second & third load also came out of nowhere so while she didnít swallow them, she was glazed like a donut by the end of the scene. Yum!
Gianna is built for comfort, not for speed, and I like every pound.
Scene Three: Rachel Roxx and Lindsay Meadows, two of the leanest gals of the movie, were up next as they basked in the tanning rays of sunlight by the pool; oiling each other up during the tease sequence. I love the oiling up action so seeing more of it was a good indication that I would enjoy this scene. The gals played at being lesbians for awhile here, digging for gold and giving each other some head until the big cock of Mark Ashley walked over (attached to Mark of course). The gals took turns sucking him off passionately; coaxing each other on to greater depths of depravity as they double teamed his shaft and balls. The moved inside for him to start the oral going their way; the ladies sharing some more quality time with each other while he did so. He fucked them hard and they were relatively passive about it unless being eaten at the same time yet I still found their work to be a cut above the norm for them as they arenít exactly the top tier talent in porn. The vaginal boning kept up until he rubbed out the load for them to swallow; the gals cumswapping it but never quite proving to swallow.
Gianna had a lot of junk in her trunk!
Scene Four: Renae ďJ-HoĒ Cruz, an up and comer in the porn world at this writing, showed some sexy moves in her light blue bikini; the oiled up hotty sporting some pubic hair for those interested in knowing. Her tease seemed slightly truncated in favor of sucking off the cock of Mark Ashley; aggressively working it as well as any of the other, more established names in the movie, could have done. They were by the pool in the shaded area, Renae pushing back on his penis while confirming that he was enjoying the energetic bouncing she did to drain him dry. To me, this showed that none of the other had an excuse as to why they were so passive at times (in other words, they couldnít say they were told to hold back); the action getting even harder when they went inside to fuck on the couch. She was loud and gave an over the top performance but came across as if trying to push Markís limits a lot more than some of the others, making it even more fun with sweet replay and stroke value. She cleaned his meat pipe between positions and this was one of her best efforts to date, elevating the rating of the movie at this point for me. This was another scene where anonymous semen donors plastered her face but she embraced her inner whore to love every minute of it. Sweet!
Scene Five: Gianna, one of the best known ladies in porn right now for her playful demeanor, huge rack and ample sample of an ass, was up last as she walked out to the pool. She had gained some weight but I liked it on her, the womanly curves accentuating her appeal all the more. She reversed the roles to offer to oil up black Johnny Depth; the guy appreciating her soft touch as she moved from his back to his dick; the hands replaced by her mouth to blow him. It took two hands to handle his whopper, with some mouth besides, but she never let up and always appeared to be in control of his every whim whether he asked or not. They went inside to get busy, her bushy pelvic region getting the lengthy piece of meat as she rubbed her clitoris. I loved the way she shook her ass while he poked her pussy; her titties bouncing around uncontrollably in the process. He was clearly pushing her limits but she pressed forward using her lust and love of cock to see her through it. She gyrated her hips and gave a wonderfully heated titty fuck; her ample boobs creating a canyon for him to pump to completion on her face (like a mask; though after some more vaginal work). Yowza!
Summary: Bikini Clad Cum Sluts by director Jonni Darkko for Evil Angel was one of his best DVD sets offered to date thanks to the wealth of solid extras, the great casting, the excellent work on the technical areas, and the appeal of the theme. The title alone made me laugh as though it would be a cheesy POS yet when I sat down to watch it; I found that Jonni knew exactly what he was doing. The inclusion of such superior elements was ultimately what made it easy for me to rate Bikini Clad Cum Sluts: Special Extended Set as Highly Recommended, a couple of my friends pointing out that theyíd have bumped it up a notch based on my bragging how good it was alone. In short, Jonni Darkko has certainly come a long way to providing some of the best movies available in the gonzo world, a far cry from the generic titles he provided when first learning the ropes so my hat is off to the man once again; Great job!
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