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Assparade 13

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/29/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Ass Parade 13


Genre: Amateur Anal

Condoms: Yes

Director: Various

Length: 2 Hour & 18 Minutes

Date Of Production: 9/11/07

Cast: Brianna Love, Alexis Texas, Kiara Marie, Shiela Marie, Mia Grey, & Rachel Solari

Special Features: Talk about cheap! The only extras on this disc are nine trailers of other BangBros titles, and five outtakes. With only five scenes they really should have tried to include more quality extras.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. I can honestly say that I like what I’ve been seeing from BangBros lately. Their newer releases all have technical quality on par with the higher end studios. Ass Parade 5 was shot using a handheld digital camera, so the colors are sometimes a bit washed, and the lighting does have some issues. Normally this would be a sign of bad production values, but this is exactly what the directors intended; a home video feeling. I didn’t notice a single flaw on the actual print; this shows that BangBus actually spent some time on this release. The audio is 2.0 stereo, and sounds more than adequate.

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Scene 1: Kiara. First up is Kiara, an attractive blonde with one if the best asses I’ve ever seen (really). She briefly shows off her body while laying in bed before getting down to business. Kiara performs some great oral on her man for nearly twelve minutes. The camerawork was excellent and allowed you to catch every detail of the action. Her partner takes control and slams Kiara in a bunch of different positions: doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl. Kiara gets a sloppy facial as the scene ends. I look forward to seeing her in more films.

Scene 2: Brianna. Next is Brianna who is my favorite girl on the disc; simply put she is beautiful. She starts off with sitting on a bed where she rubs herself and shows off her goodies. She then gives an incredible blowjob to her partner. It was really hot to see her struggle with his monstrous cock. Brianna gets violated in a bunch of different positions: doggy style, spooning, and cowgirl. We get the pleasure of watching Brianna take a blast of cum that covers her chin as the scene ends. Brianna could have just sat there and read the phonebook and I would have enjoyed it – she’s that hot. Combine that with someone who knows how to fuck like a champ and you have a great scene.

Scene 3: Alexis. Alexis is your typical porn star blonde – petite, thin, and a huge pair of knockers. After talking to the camera for a few minutes Alexis hops in a pool for a quick dip. Soon a horny guy sows up and Alexis pounces on her man. While he sits back and relaxes Alexis gives him an intense blowjob with plenty of hand action mixed in. Now in a comfy bed the couple knocks boots in a plethora of different positions. With her pussy and mouth completely ravaged Alexis lets her man rub one out on her face and chin. This is one of the scenes that would hold up to repeated viewings; I enjoyed it that much.

Scene 4: Sheila. Up next is Sheila, a youthful brunette wearing a skimpy outfit. Not only is her face very attractive, but she has one of the best bodies you’ll ever see. After posing in bed for a few minutes Sheila’s partner shows up. She promptly gives him a sloppy wet blowjob complete with some gagging and drooling. The couple then fucks, on a bed, in a wide variety of positions. Half way through the scene Sheila gives up her ass to a solid pummeling. After almost twenty minutes of intense action Sheila gets squirted with one of the biggest cumshots you’ll ever witness! Wow!

Scene 5: Mia & Rachel. Haylee is a blonde, Allison is a brunette, they both have amazing bodies that just beg to get fucked. They each take a few minutes to pose and show off their pink, shaved pussies. Before you know it they are joined by a guy who has an enormous schlong. As soon as the girls see this, they can’t control themselves and they start to deliver a very sexy blowjob. He then takes turns fucking each girl while the other girl licks, rubs, and sucks anything she can find. Both of these girls gives a top-notch performance, and show a great amount of enthusiasm in their work. The scene ends with Rachel most of the load of her forehead but still saving some Mia. Another incredible scene.

Final Thoughts: This was an extremely enjoyable DVD from top to bottom. The action was very lighthearted and playful – often reminding me of a Seymore Butts film. If you’re a fan of the home video feel you’ll definitely want to pick this title up. If you’re just a little curious you might want to make it a rental first, but either way I definitely think you’ll enjoy it.

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