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Pina Colada

Studio: Bel Ami » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Production Date:

December 2005

Directed By:

George Duroy

The Movie:

Lush Brazilian countryside and the inviting blue ocean are the tropical backgrounds for nine hot ‘n horny dudes to kick back and enjoy non-stop man-on-man sexin’.

Run Time:

2 Hours 15 Minutes

The Cast:

Brandon Manilow, Mark Aubrey, Chris Cameron, Ryan Pawlowski, Oleg Tarkowski, Ruslan Brodovich, Alex Orioli, Steve Jennings, Troy Allen.

Safe Sex/Condoms:


The Dudes:

“Pina Colada” offers up nine appealing European dudes with toned/smooth bodies, full and trimmed pubes, and hard unclipped cocks.

Scene One:

Turned on from a photo shoot, Ryan Pawlowski (cute with bleached hair parted in middle, toned/smooth body) and Chris Cameron (cute with brown hair, toned/smooth body) find a place to be alone for some lovin’. The dudes are quickly completely naked with Ryan standing on a wooden bed while Chris chows down on his rigid unclipped cock. Chris takes care of the hard member with plenty of sucking, jacking, and knob nursing making his new pal moan with pleasure. Ryan’s large plump nuts draw up as Chris sucks his tool. The dudes kiss with deep wet tongue while jacking each other’s dicks. Ryan takes Chris’s hard uncut prick into his mouth slobbering up ‘n down, stroking the stalk, and sucking those big nuts. Chris fills the air with plenty of moans and birds chirp in the background. There are plenty of hot extreme close-ups of purple knobs and wet mouths during the oral pleasure.

Chris fucks Ryan’s tight hairy butt hole doggy style using smooth ‘n quick strokes with plenty of hot close-ups of the penetration. Both dudes are very into the action and each other. Chris switches to the missionary position and continues to plug that manhole fast ‘n hard. He jacks off shooting a large thick load on Ryan’s stomach. Sadly, Ryan doesn’t bust a nut.

Scene Two:

Matt Phillipe (very good looking with short light brown hair, toned/smooth body) and his buddy Brandon Manilow (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) sit outdoors on an old trunk jacking each other’s stiff unclipped cocks working that tasty foreskin. While Brandon’s cock is the fattest, Matt’s has the most veins. Brandon leans over and kisses Matt’s purple knob followed by a very hot blowjob filling his mouth full of stiff dick. Matt’s gets in on giving as well taking Brandon’s rigid member down his gullet while jacking the shaft. The guys alternate back and forth sucking each other with plenty of tasty extreme close-ups. There’s a nice camera shot of Brandon’s tight hairy bunghole, gooch, and plump nuts from behind as he fucks Matt’s face. Brandon even grabs onto chains on the side of a cabin like a sexual circus act while he screws his buddy’s mouth.

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Matt takes over holding onto those chains while Brandon sinks his big dick into his tight hairy bunghole fucking fast ‘n smooth doggy-style. There are plenty of close-up penetration shots and the dudes are definitely into the action. Still grasping those handy chains, Matt plays a wild game of the ol’ sink/bounce riding that hard prick fast ‘n hard. To finish up, the dudes kiss with plenty of wet tongue and pull their pork. Brandon shoots a nice thick load of jizz on his dark bush. Matt squirts a large wet load on his chest and stomach like a cum fountain.

Scene Three:

After hooking up on the beach, Mark Aubrey (good-looking with brown/blond hair, toned/smooth body) and Oleg Tarkowski (handsome with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) head to a private location. The dudes kiss with deep wet tongues as their curious hands roam over hot chests and rub bulging crotches. Sinking to his knees, Mark licks Oleg’s hard nipple and then jacks his stiff ‘n fat unclipped tool working the foreskin up ‘n over the purple knob and really chowing down. Mark lies back on an outdoor sofa allowing Oleg full access to suck that hard uncut cock, nurse the purple head, and stroke the shaft. There are plenty of groovy extreme close-ups here as the dudes give and receive oral pleasures. Mark fucks Oleg’s tight hairy touchhole from behind and Oleg digs it. He moans, groans, and breathes heavily as he’s getting plowed. Mark uses fast, hard, ‘n smooth stokes making his plump nuts slap back ‘n forth. Mark jacks off shooting a tick load of spooge on Oleg’s hot bum. Nice cum-filled foreskin. Oleg beats off squirting a large wet load on his chest and toned stomach.

Scene Four:

Brandon Manilow (scene two) and Ruslan Brodovich (cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) relax after a wild boat ride. The dudes find a private deserted playground filled with sand ‘n swings and begin tasting each other’s tongues with some heavy kissing and “petting”. Brandon yanks Ruslan’s orange swim trunks down revealing dark pubes and a long uncut cock. He gives excellent head taking the tool down his throat, slobbering up ‘n down, and sucking hairy balls. He pulls his own white and blue swimming trunks down showing off a dark bush and hard unclipped prick. Ruslan slides his mouth up ‘n down playing a sweet tune on that delicious skin flute taking time to work the foreskin and suck those balls. There are plenty of hot extreme close-ups here of the cock sucking. Brandon plows Ruslan’s snug hairy bunghole from behind fast, smooth, ‘n hard with lots of hot extreme close-ups of the penetration. Both dudes are completely into each other and the sex action. After fucking his buddy fast ‘n hard in the missionary position, Brandon squirts a thick load of spunk on Ruslan’s stomach and pubes. Ruslan shoots a wet load of love juice on his fist and stomach.

Scene Five:

Alex Orioli (handsome with short brown hair, toned/smooth body) washes his face at an outdoor sink when his pal Steve Jennings (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) stomps around the corner completely naked showing off his dark trimmed bush and hard unclipped cock. Naturally, the friends begin kissing with plenty of wet tongue while Alex strokes Steve’s dick. Grasping the hard organ, Alex sucks that thang like there’s no tomorrow with plenty of extreme close-ups of him polishing that purple knob. Steve licks Alex’s hard nipple and makes his way down taking that hard uncut prick into his gob leading Alex to fuck his face fast ‘n smooth. Alex strokes his beef shooting a thick load of man-juice on Steve’s chest. Steve chokes his chicken shooting a thick load on his stomach. Hot dudes!

Scene Six:

Troy Allen (cute with very curly brown hair, toned/smooth body) is minding his own business sunbathing on the beach when sexy horndogs Brandon Manilow (scenes two and four) and Mark Aubrey (scene three) talk him into finding a more private place for some sexual hijinx. The dudes pull Troy’ Speedo down revealing dark trimmed pubes and hard uncut cock and then strip down themselves showing off their dark bushes and unclipped tools. Troy and Brandon soul kiss leading Brandon to blow Troy while Troy is busy chowing down on Mark’s rigid member and Mark takes Brandon’s dong down his gullet. All three guys give super head with mouth-watering extreme close-ups making each other moan with pleasure. Troy lays back with his legs spread wide and tasty plump nuts on full display. Brandon fucks Troy’s tight hairy bunghole in the side/missionary position using fast ‘n smooth strokes while Troy sucks Mark’s tool like a wild man. Brandon grabs Troy’s head and forces it up ‘n down on Mark’s prick.

With a li’l switch up, Mark plows Troy’s touchhole fast ‘n hard doggy style and then changes to the side/missionary position all the while Brandon fucks Troy’s mouth. Troy is now completely out of control and in a sexual frenzy as he rides Mark’s cock up ‘n down and Mark wildly humps his hips upward to fuck that hole. Needing more, Troy switches over and plays the ol’ sink/bounce on Brandon and continues to switch back ‘n forth between the two rigid poles. Troy rides with circular motions, bumps, grinds, and does anything he can to keep that meat deep in his chute. Brandon squirts a large thick load that flies everywhere. Mark shoots a thick load on Troy and Troy busts a thick nut on his stomach and trimmed pubes.



“Pina Colada” is short directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Marty Stevens, Mark Russos, and Mel Roberts, Jr. is excellent with plenty of close-ups, extreme close-ups, and full coverage of the action. The picture quality is sharp and clean. The disc is playable worldwide.


The stereo sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear the dudes as they joke around with each other as well as all the heavy breathing, sighs, and groans that accompany good man-sex. B.K. Sun's snazzy musical score is toe tappin'.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, choices of oral only, anal only, and orgasm only, website information, and a preview for “Pillow Talk 2”.

Poindexter’s Roundup:

‘Pina Colada” is a colorful tropical turn-on with non-stop sex featuring nine young (all age 18+) European dudes who clearly dig each other and the action. Everything I expect from a Bel Ami movie is here: high production values, strong direction, and excellent videography providing plenty of extreme close-ups of the knob sucking and butt sex penetration. The dudes are fun and playful as usual and give energetic performances. The non-sexual footage of Brazil is beautiful with blue skies, lush green tropical vegetation, white beaches, and wonderful ocean. The colors are vibrant and breathtaking. My personal favorites this time around are Matt Phillipe, Mark Aubrey, Oleg Tarkowski, and Alex Orioli. I Highly Recommend for fans of cute European dudes with big unclipped cocks.

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