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Asia 18 #4

Studio: Swank » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 11/7/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Don Fernando
CAST: Don Fernando, Ibuki Haruhi, Miko Wakabayashi, Koarin Mizushima, Hitomi Oishi, Kaoruko Wakaba, Myu

The Main Event
What is it that's so entrancing about Asian women? Is it the reputation for exotic sexual ability, the traditionally demure behavior or the gentile combination of milky skin and straight dark hair? Whatever it is, it draws men to the ladies of the Far East, and practically fetishizes them like no other ethnic group. This DVD goes right to the source, as Don, an older bald gentleman with a body that's just about to go over the edge into awfulness, goes to Japan and finds six ready and willing women to probe, plow and penetrate for a few hours. But if you're looking for some straight-up hot lovin' from the Orient, you may be disappointed.

IbukiIbuki's an extremely cute Japanese girl with bright eyes and shoulder-length hair, to go with a set of pert breasts topped off with nice dark areolas. Her lithe body gets a solid workout through some finger fun and vibe action, and she returns the favor by giving Don's cock a tongue bath before they get down to serious business. If you didn't know Ibuki's speciality, it's squirting, and boy does she flow, as Don makes her meaty puss spurt like Ol' Faithful. I've never seen a woman so wet. Seriously, it's like a garden hose you just can't shut off. If you can cope with the oddity of seeing a woman ejaculation a couple of gallons of cum (though truthfully, she could just as easily be peeing), this is a very hot scene, but it's not for everyone.

[Ibuki Haruhi, Don Fernando | Masturbation, Fingering, Toy Play, Oral (M), Vaginal | Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes | ]

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MikoDecent, yet small tits, with cute little puffy nips, are what you'll remember most about the nearly hairless and oddly bruised Miko, who introduces the theme of foot play on this DVD. That's mainly because self-fulfilling handiness and an active mouth is all we really get outside of a game of footsie. For fans of Asians and feet, this is a goldmine though.

[Miko Wakabayashi, Don Fernando | Oral (M), Masturbation, Toy Play, Foot Play | N/A | Condoms: No | ]

Koarin and HitomiA two-for-one deal here as Don takes on a pair of Japanese girls. Hitomi is a big-titted Asian chick with long hair and a nice hairy snatch as well as healthy areolas. She's also an excellent cocksucker. But for all she does here, including some fingering, give-and-take oral, and toy play, I couldn't take my eyes off Kaorin. Utterly hairless and flat as a board, Kaorin has an unique face, with buck teeth and very slanted eyes that give her the look of an old stereotypical "Jap" from a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Her face, along with her goofy personality, make her a bit of a distraction as she gets tagged in stacked side-entry, doggie and missionary positions. Their squeaky moans and the failure of the batteries in one of the vibes doesn't help, though all's well that ends well, as a dual blow-job leaves them both with a load in their mouths.

[Kaorin Mizushima, Hitomi Oishi, Don Fernando | Fingering, Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Toy Play | Side-entry, Missionary, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]

KaorukoKaoruko is a dead-sexy girl, with small, but pleasant breasts and a nice hairy pussy, but she needs to work on her porno acting. When she gives a blow job, it's like she's playing Operation, trying to not have the dick touch the sides of her mouth, and when she's getting stirred like soup with a vibrator, she keeps moaning like she's getting reamed even when the tool is taken out. She gets the now-standard "Asia 18" treatment, getting the fingers/toy/foot-play combination, with a bonus bout of 69 that features a good face-fucking that's probably the hottest thing on this disc.

[Kaoruko Wakaba, Don Fernando | Oral (M), Toy Play, Foot Play, Fingering, Masturbation, Footplay | 69 | Condoms: No | ]

MyuA short-haired older chick, Myu's tiny tits (with accompanying tiny nippies) and dark well-groomed cunt are a welcoming sight, but like the other girls, that pussy never sees an inch of cock, as Fernando is more interested in fucking her feet or pleasuring her with a vibrator. On the plus side, Myu gives a great beej, but when she's on the receiving end, she tends to laugh more than get off, which is slightly annoying. In the end, she gets a taste of jizz, along with a basting on her tits and feet.

[Myu, Don Fernando | Oral (M/F), Masturbation, Toy Play, Foot Play | N/A | Condoms: No | ]


The full-frame video is impressively bright and detailed, though there were some compression issues in places that were distracting, along with some fuzziness in spots, including the on-screen graphics. The camera work is solid, though a bit bouncy, keeping the action in view and giving a good view of everything you'd want to see, aided by quality lighting. The audio is standard Dolby Digital 2.0 material, though without much pounding happening, there's not much to hear outside of some atmospheric sounds, especially since Don and the girls are quieter than most porn stars. There's no music in the scenes, so the sounds of sex are rather clear. The most amusing part of the sound is the very Japanese sound of the girls' moaning, which is right out of an anime DVD.


The main extra is an eight-minute behind-the-scenes segment that watches the girls prep for their scenes and attempts to interview them through their severely limited English. It's nothing all that interesting. A short automatic photo gallery is the only other real bonus, as the rest of the material is trailers and ads.

Concluding Words

I was all prepared for a fun time with some lovely Asian ladies, and while that's here on this disc, the lack of actual intercourse and the focus on foot play left me cold, as did the selection of actresses, with the exception of Ibuki, who's everything you want in a Japanese porn star (if everything includes a gushing snatch.) It all comes down to a bit of false advertising. If you're going to have so much focus on feet, it really should be clear in the title or the cover art. Otherwise, you're going to end up disappointing people.

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