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Amateur Anal Attempts 9

Studio: Home Grown Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 11/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Amateur Anal

Director: n/a

Cast: Candace, Allison, Desire, Holly, Sabrina

Length: 1hr 30 min

Production Date: Homegrown Video, 2007

Chapter Access: Without Act Access

Bonus Scene: Hardcore action with Claudine, a soft-bodied brunette that sucks and fucks. About 5 mins, not too magical. The same bonus scene as given to us on my last Homegrown review: Deep Throat Virgins 24

Bloopers: 13 kickass minutes of pussy farts, slips, falls, bad acting, the works. (Same as seen in Deep Throat Virgins 24)

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Audio/Video: The Audio of the film is stereo 2.0 as expected. The sound is clear, the sucking noisy. Much of the flick is shot POV style so the cameraman's voice looms larger than one would like. The Video is Full Frame Color with camera work that is pretty strong, steady and we get mostly a blowjobee's eye view. Some occasional shots of the rest of the body would have been nice just to let us know what we're playing with.

Body of Review: Homegrown Videos keeps exposing the neighborhood. Amateur Anal Attempts 9 brings everyday-looking couples to the boob tube for squeaky tight anal rumping. The actors are all natural (looking at least) and very well could be the couple next door. You'll think twice about your neighbors and maybe even ask to borrow some sugar.

Scene 1: Allison
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, ATP, Facial

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Sexy blond Allison fingers her shaved pussy as she and her costar Tony make out. Allison is a voluptuous amateur that has meat on her bones and a silly dolphin tattoo just above her fat pussy. Tony eats her out, lifting her ass in the air to expose her chocolate starfish and Allison moans softly.  She rides his face, but the M2F oral is sloppy, amateur work. Her contribution is better; sucking his limp to dick to erection. Allison hangs her head off the couch and takes in his long cock, gasping and sounding like a wet mop slapping the floor. Shot closer than you may want, the video is poor, but damn good at giving its best. She rides his cock to climax more than once, making some of the funniest faces you've ever seen and shouting "baby, oh baby" over and over. Allison takes anal, one step at a time, slowly. Her tight ass looks amazing and there's a surprising ATP move. Amazed by the good shots and clean bone footage, this turns out to be a solid scene.

Scene 2: Desire Moore
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Dildo Play, Anal, Facial

Desire Moore is as hot as any gal you'll run into on the street. 23 years old, Desire claims anal only once or twice in a Southern twang. Full bodied with tits like snowcones, Desire's best feature is an ass to write mom about. It screams for anal action. And don't let her near the kids, this chick blows a nasty storm. With her mouth open like a bass, she deep throats her friend's cock until her mouth is an oasis of her own spit. Plunging his cock warms her up for backside vag pounding and the guy pumps her shaved lips leaving her pussy to gape. Anal comes in baby steps and is hotter than fire. Desire screams a bit too dramatically, but I guess every gal dreams of being an actress. The action is consistently strong and the video jaw dropping. Desire may not be the hottest bun in the oven, but she compensates by being a nasty girl. Her asshole is pounded in a number of positions--surprisingly since she claims this is only her third time--and the guy ultimately cums on her sweet ass.

Scene 3: Holly
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Facial

Holly looks like somebody you know, somebody we all know. She is truly homegrown American pie. Straight, brown hair and a body that has a nice firm weight to it, Holly isn't sexy but hot in that neighborly way. Her big, natural breasts are blessed with fat, white nipples and her hairless coochie starts to bloom when she touches it with a vibrator. She comes with her toy and bends over to have her ass eaten. Upside down she sucks his dick hard and takes every inch of it in. After a slippery start, Holly grunts and groans her way through anal, but cools down even laughing and talking at times. Great shots of his shaft gliding through her hole and Holly's strange nonchalant, chatiness lend the scene a strange perversion.

Scene 4: Sabrina
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Facial

Sultry Sabrina is all legs. Sitting on a chair, her tanned stems lead to her pussy, which doesn't get much time before big-bone boyfriend enters the picture. Sabrina may be young and petite, but don't let it fool you; she can suck like nobody's business. She digs into his balls, licking and smacking, taking his cock fully to his stomach. Her tongue stud must be doing the trick, because the guy takes good advantage of her. Sabrina's tiny pussy is tight and when he sucks her lips she pussy farts in return. She's super wet by the time he takes the helm, and her lube seeps down to an asshole that's red and ready. She's another one that doesn't make much ruckus over a cock in her ass. And thank the heaven's because this adds to the pleasure of watching her purely fuck. Her perfect ass slaps his thighs during a sweet anal cowgirl that leads into a reverse vag that is nearly as heated. She even jacks his dick with her soft feet, but alas it's only for a quick rub. A small pop to her face and Sabrina is given a few mushroom stamps and cheek tents. She spits his cum on a glass table and fondles it with her tongue. Serious sizzling bonage that takes the cake; Sabrina is a sex kitten that needs to get in the biz.

Scene 5: Candace
Acts Included: Oral, Vag, Anal, Facial

Who the fuck knew Rico Suave was acting? This heavily accented Latino some how smooth talks his way from the paint brush and to licking bush. Candace too has an accent of some sort, Southern maybe, but her blowjobs are from another planet. She slides her mouth across the length of his cock, getting it soaked for easier entry. After some decent vag pounding, Rico snakes into her anus. Candace can't handle it quiet as well as the other gals. She gets a good shag, but there's a few edits and pullouts and a good deal of hesitation. But she warms up, and is damn near an equal by the end. Candace's birdish looks and the scene's cautious approach to anal downs it some.

Concluding Words: This disc is so lazily put together that it's a shame to see have to pull the weeds to get to the fine daises. Stupid metaphors aside, I understand this is amateur grade and low budget most likely, but limit my menu options to 'play' if some money's got to be saved. This disc was a bitch to watch. Scratch free, it stalled, stuttered, and shit on nearly every scene. Sometimes there were chapter selections, sometimes there weren't. A scene would start, then if you hit 'back' it would jump to footage that the disc had skipped. I mention this only because I think it's a ridiculous problem that the porn kings in the clouds are overlooking. In attempts to include bonus features and 'animated' menus and razzle dazzle that is the DVD world, they overlook the basics.

With that aside, the flick is fantastic. Looking for true hardcore anal amateur pumping with decent gals and everyday guys that aren't fat and sweaty, but tolerable? This is a good start. Too bad I had to begin with #9. Who knows what I've been missing. There's a strong range of looks and action, but the shots are steady and better than some big studios. Here's a great example of solid editing where the performances are pieced together well and they never go on for too long. Two major thumbs up the ass for the guys behind this film (which are nowhere to be credited). They shed new and naughty light on the neighbors and what's going on behind their curtains
Highly Recommended.


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