In the realm of realistic sex toys, there are two basic
styles – the stimulator and the simulation. Vibrators, beads, and remote
control rabbits are designed to specifically aid in arousal. They affix an
unusual touch to the standard sensual experience, and provide a technological
boast to occasional human fumbling. Those foam rubber replicators, on the other
hand, are supposed to heighten the fantasy fodder required to work the wood.
From ersatz tits to complete neoprene nether regions, the substitute partner
performs a necessary function in the world of boudoir balling. Without being
rude, let’s just call it the ‘diligent yet dateless’ ideal.
In order to remove some of the stigma, the adult industry
has commissioned real porn stars to model for these lonely guy/gal specials.
One of the newest comes from Brea Bennett. The featured actress and novelty
namesake is the winner of Jenna Jameson’s American Sex Star competition. She is
also a successful Club Jenna contract gal. Crafted by Doc Johnson from Ms.
Bennett’s own butt, the Brea Bennett Pocket Ass is supposed
to offer private, portable self-satisfaction. The question remains, however, if
what is nothing more than a simple sleeve without any bells and whistles can
result in personal pleasure. The answer is as confusing as the product’s
First, let’s discuss the item in question. Resembling a
fleshy cylinder, the two sided sheathing has a single hole on one side, and a facsimile
of Brea’s bunghole on the other. There’s even an impression of the gal’s index
finger to accentuate the reproduced realism. It’s more odd than arousing,
however. Inserting a digit inside reveals a series of ridges that one assumes
copies the inner workings of a real rectum, and the feeling itself is not
unpleasant. The opening is tight yet yielding, and the entire tube is soft,
springy and very pliable. This means that you can really control the amount of
resistance. Indeed, a looser booty is only a lax grip away. The packaging
clearly indicates that the item is made from Non-Toxic, Phthalate-Free TPE and
is silicon lube compatible. The texture is also advertised as being part of Doc
Johnson’s UR3 line, the Ultra Realistic 3.0 Ultimate Skin product. After such a
thorough inspection, two separate trials where held. One featured a partner,
the other one had this critic flying solo.
For these tests, a water based lube was employed. Let’s
deal with the twosome dimension first, shall we. Since there is no vibrating
element, no means of giving your female companion any simultaneous pleasure,
what we end up with here is a glorified hand job assistant – and an awkward one
at that. When in contact with joy jelly or any other erotic oil, the Pocket
Ass is almost impossible to hold. The entire item is made of the same
super soft, very supple material, and it’s hyper-slippery when slicked. Your
partner may have a problem controlling the action, which in turn will
definitely effect your arousal. In addition, individuals with much larger
penises (7” to 9” or more) or unusual girth will find Brea’s bottom to be
rather snug and way too small. The item itself is only 5 ½” long, and because
of how pliable it is, the length tends to collapse upon contact and use. This
means you can forget about putting a vibrating egg or pocket rocket in the
other end. You’re dealing with limited space – you don’t want to take up any
more than is necessary.
Frankly, the Pocket Ass works much
better as a solo masturbation tool. Once you’ve greased it up, inserted your
cock, and adjusted your clasp, orgasm can be achieved rather quickly. Unlike
the real thing, which provides its own sense of body heat, reactivity, and
companionship, this is a change up option only, like switching to your less
dominant hand or rubbing up against a soaped shower door. While a minor amount
of fantasy can be achieved – you are, after all, supposedly porking a porn star
in any number of anal permutations, the need for your physical input does
dampen the experience. On the plus side, the slim instruction sheet does
mention using an optional suction cup to secure the item to a wall or base.
However, with the amount of give in the product, some sort of manual
stabilizing seems almost mandatory. Again, it does feel very good – if not very
real – in the moment. But the Brea Bennett Pocket Ass’s
authentic make-up is also its downfall. It’s just too small, and too malleable.
So in the end, this fake fuck substitute will be valuable
to those who want something a little different when it comes to self
satisfaction. However, if you’re looking for anal without all the commitment,
practice, and partner issues, you’ll definitely be getting a half-assed
experience. The weird ultra soft pseudo skin, combined with a super slick lube
to looseness ratio, means you and anyone willing to play along will have grip
and traction issues. Overall, it’s a Recommended experience,
one that will be impressive at first, and then wear off once the novelty is
equally kaput. If Brea Bennett is your dumper darling, your delightful derriere
dream gal, then perhaps you should stick with her films. The Pocket
Ass is more gimmick than gratuity. Masturbation shouldn’t be this calculated
– or clumsy.