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MVP (Most Valuable PornStar) Julia Ann

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Alexander » Review Date: 11/16/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Tagline: "No runs, no errors, ALL HITS!"

Genre: Compilation

Studio: Wicked Pictures

Cast: Julia Ann, Katja Kassin, Roxy DeVille, jessica drake, Nicole Sheridan, Randy Spears, Sean Michaels, Tommy Gunn, Ian Scott, Steven St. Croix, Trevor Zen, Voodoo, Mr. Marcus  

Length: 2:09:30

First Impressions: It's Julia Ann. She's hot. So far, so good! 

Extras: A very skimpy offering in way of extras here.  Aside from the exploitive Mr. Marcus-as-Zulu-warrior bonus scene from Around the World in 7 Days (which Don Houston reviews below), the extras amount to six trailers, phone sex ads, and some underwhelming DVD-ROM material. Note to Wicked: How about including, say, a filmography of the girls you're highlighting in the MVP series?  Or trailers for the other MVP discs?  Or even a short text description of the girl's history with your company? Anything, really, would be an improvement over the same damn trailers and the same damn phone line ads you include on the majority of your titles.          

Audio/Visual Quality: The audio is quite clear and appealing throughout the disc.  Because all of the scenes have been culled from relatively recent titles (with 2003 being the oldest, with most being produced in '06), the DVD sounds pretty good.  (Well, aside from the awful intro music, anyway.) Visual quality-wise, eight of the 10 scenes included here are presented in widescreen format.  The images are, for the most part, perfectly lit, well-composed, and colorful.  Some of the soft focus shit is annoying, but this only occurs in the handful of scenes that try to desperately sell their settings.  For example, scene five's "French kitchen" looks, at times, as if it was filmed through a sheet of wax paper or something.             

Scene 1
Julia Ann and Randy Spears

Julia Ann, wearing a sexy bra & panty combo in bed, was up last with hairy Randy Spears as he lowered the boom on her about his condition. The dynamic was that she was supposed to make love to him like it was for the first time, the couple embracing tenderly but also showing some raw edge as they nibbled, teased, and savored each other orally for all they were worth. This was actually the kind of couples flavored scene that Wicked Pictures directors excel at since it relies more on chemistry than sexual athleticism; the vaginal screwing with the chest pop ending the heated pairing just swell. It seemed short to me but upon timing it, I got the impression that I lost track of time rather than the scene being too short; a good sign that it was properly timed and edited.

[Review by Don Houston

Scene 2
Julia Ann and Katja Kassin

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Around the World in 7 Days

Wait.  This scene was produced in 2006? With the Soviet-era overcoats, tall, furry hats, and cheesy painted backdrop? WTF?  Really, if this scene weren't presented in widescreen, it may as well have been filmed in late 1985 to capitalize on the release of Rocky IV.  It's that dated looking, y'all.  But, since most of you probably don't give a shit about set design and politics, you'll probably be more than pleased with the smokin' hot bodies of Julia Ann and Eastern European import Katja.  Each of our girls is beautiful: perfect-bodied, tan, and--despite the steady cascade of snow-- glistening sexily with sweat.  And the action? While an AK-47 (gently) thrust into Katja's cunt might have livened things up a bit, the standard making out/fingering/pussy munching is certainly stroke-worthy and meriting a few repeat visits. Hot chicks + fake snow + reminders of Red Dawn = an A+ scene in my book. Wolverines!     

Scene 3
Julia Ann and Sean Michaels

Julia Ann is clothed all in white in a white bedroom with white sheets and white background. Ebony porn legend Sean Michaels, tailored in a full white suit enters the white suite and into the embrace of Julia Ann. Julia, if you haven't been paying attention is a long legged brunette with that great girl next door look to her. She's got a tight body and some of the greatest breasts I have ever laid my eyes on. Julia Ann unwraps Sean massive 11 inch dick from his pants and tries to get as much of that monster down her throat as humanly possible. The sex is super solid it looks like that giant black mamba snake bottoms out on her cervix time and time again. This hot scene ended with Sean's dick dripping s landing on that lovely rack.

[Review by Colonel Mustard]  

Scene 4
Julia Ann, Roxy DeVille, and Tommy Gunn
Rapture in Blue

Julia Ann, having been led around by her enlargened teddy bear (don't ask), and sexy brunette Roxy DeVille, were up next with studly Tommy Gunn in a representation of Randy watching porn on a large make shift TV set. Roxy was the focal point and got all nasty as she slobbed his knob, applying all sorts of kinky moves on his as she worked his meat pipe over thoroughly. Julia gave him a titty fuck too but her own oral was more indicative of the ice queen she portrayed in the movie, showing only a bit of her usual passion. Roxy took the vaginal pounding fairly well but Julia was passive as he banged her on the couch; some minor lesbian antics warming it up a little bit. The gals cumswapped his spew with a lengthy kiss and it was over before I realized.

[Review by Don Houston]

Scene 5
Julia Ann and Ian Scott
Around the World in 7 Days

Julia Ann was up first in a scene centering on a French kitchen with Ian Scott. She was in a black and white striped outfit that hugged her curves nicely and he was dressed up like a chef. Neither of them kept their clothing on for long and the relative lack of vocals compared to the music was slightly annoying but the music was at least fitting to the theme as he ate her out and she slobbed his knob in return. There wasn't much to the scene than a few positions and the lighting made the colors too saturated but she did look good and the ending pop shot, while minimal, wasn't too badly placed.

[Review by Don Houston]

Scene 6
Julia Ann and Steven St. Croix
The Way You Kiss Me

Julia, in a full scene this time, took some time to get to know Steven's character on a bed by talking before they erotically kissed. I liked the premise because as much porn as I see, foreplay and slowly built up heat tend to make it more interesting for me to watch. There was no rush, no circus act sex, and the chemistry was evident as she teased him a bit and essentially made love to his body. The oral pleasure each gave the other was solid but so to was the vaginal sex where he didn't seem to be trying to impale her to death. It ended when he jerked off onto her stomach and they kissed afterward.

[Review by Don Houston]

Scene 7
Julia Ann and jessica drake
Wicked Divas: Julia Ann

[This] was a 16.5 minute long bonus scene between Julia and Jessica Drake in a bath tub shot by Jonathan Morgan. It was a gentle scene and the gals took their time warming up rather than shoot their loads all at once as the kissed and caressed one another, blowing off the use of toys in favor of a more natural scene.

[Review by Don Houston]

Scene 8
Julia Ann and Trevor Zen

Julia Ann...masturbated all over a fancy living room with a great view. Toy after toy plunged in and out of her sweet pussy before she was joined by Trevor. They sucked and fucked in several positions, looking good as a couple and making me believe she could be a housewife. The way she rode him in his lap was warm and it ended with a pop shot to her abdomen. While not the best scene she's been in over the years (heck, I still fantasize about her Blondage days), I enjoyed it since I'm a fan.

[Review by Don Houston]

Scene 9
Julia Ann, Nicole Sheridan, and Voodoo
Class Act

I haven't seen Class Act so I have no idea why Julia Ann and Nicole are wearing matching kinda-cool-but-mostly-ridiculous leather...archer outfits?  Anyway, the pair shoot their arrows at a target while Voodoo looks on admiring their precision leather sheathed tits.  In a matter of minutes, the two girls have stripped our stud and take turns massaging and sucking his monstrous cock.  Some standard b/g/g action ensues, with Voodoo pounding Nicole from behind while she buries her face in Julia Ann's clean-shaven pussy.  The threesome engage in a variety of other configurations (missionary, reverse cowgirl) until Voodoo jerks his load onto the pair's chins. 

Bonus Scene
Julia Ann and Mr. Marcus
Around the World in 7 Days

Julia Ann, this time on safari in the wilds of Africa, played a hunt and chase game with a Zulu warrior in the form of Mr. Marcus. The comedic aspect of the scenario was pretty high and I'll be surprised if some yahoo doesn't start whining about the racist theme or how Julia is only doing him to keep from being called a dodger but the two definitely had some serious chemistry going on and the heat was elevated because of it. Sexually speaking, the scene was pretty similar to some of the other scenes of the movie but the added energy when she was blowing him or actively riding his cock made this bout of boning worthy of both these legends of porn. The glimmer in her eye spoke volumes as to how much she liked him and he ravaged her aggressively as he worked her over vaginally. I did a double take when I saw her actively riding him in her ass as well but Julia has been expanding her repertoire of late so I applaud her efforts in providing a scene worth of the couple. It ended when she blew and jerked him off to her face, resulting in a top notch scene to enjoy repeatedly.

[Review by Don Houston]

Final Thoughts: Julia Ann is a beauty and even though she's probably at the tail end of her career, she's still one of the sexiest girls in the business.  It's a shame then that instead of just highlighting her sensuality and fantastic body (in scene seven's bathtub encounter with jessica drake), we're subjected to over-produced, over-thought, fake-as-fuck, and distracting scenes two (the Eastern Bloc!), four (make-shift tv's!), five (French stereotypes!), nine (no fucking clue!), and the bonus scene (African stereotypes!).  If that's your bag, then you'll probably get a kick out of this disc, but for the rest of you, Rent It.

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