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I Love Ass Cheeks

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Alexis Texas had a sweet looking ass!

I Love Ass Cheeks

Diabolic Digital

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tony Vela

Cast: Alexis Texas, Joe Blow, Ricky White, Bianca Dagger, Andrew Andretti, Drew Butterfly, Claudio Meloni, Lexi Love, Rachel Starr

Ricky White's ass was nice too.

Length: 181:25 minutes

Dates of Production: 6/5/2007 to 9/27/2007

Extras: There was a slipcase, a cumshot recap, and a photogallery but that was all.

Bianca Dagger was not lacking in the booty department as seen here.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: I Love Ass Cheeks was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by freshman director Tony Vela for Diabolic. The lighting was almost always decent after the opening scene; optimal on the bodies as it limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; but the crotches were not lit as well as they should have been. The composition of the shots wasn't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4 Mbps area so it did not look bad at all. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

Drew Butterfly had a meaty behind for all the ass lovers!

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Body of Review: Tony Vela is the latest in a long line of directors at Diabolic, the company having long been a testing ground for the industry as a place that people could learn to direct before moving on to greener pastures. These days, at least after the split up from Anabolic, no one is quite sure if the company will build up a cadre of directors to hold onto or not, the financial impetus to do so significantly different than it was years ago. In that sense though, I have to admit that trying out new talent on both sides of the camera has long been a strength of theirs for me, even putting up with the rough edges such guys tend to have in exchange for the raw energy they bring with a different perspective. Starting off with a solid concept helped the guy too with the title in question being I Love Ass Cheeks a nearly sure winner for me and the legion of hardcore ass fans populating the market these days. The casting was a sure bet and the amount of fuck for the buck appeared to be top notch too so I felt Tony had a lot going for him in this freshman effort, prompting me to check it out in depth. If you’re still interested, here’s a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Lexi Love has been an anal queen for awhile now.

Scene One: Alexis Texas, the blond featured on the front cover for her fantastic ass, was up first and I have to admit this was a solid selection given her impressive ass. Her neon pink mesh top enhanced the 22 year old’s chest though a C-light would have made her booty shine in the opening tease all the more. I would have appreciated more tease given the quality of her shapely figure but maybe Joe Blow couldn’t wait. Joe’s an alright guy as part of a mope squad video but as a guy on his own, I haven’t seen much of his work so I kept telling myself that it’s all about the gal and moved on. While certain women seem to be standard across various movies these days, the men are a major point of differentiation, so this did not bode well for my first look at the director’s work; but Joe wasn’t the worst guy I had seen all year. He ate her ass and poured milk on it in the shower, the visual element of each act not too bad before she blew him and did some face sitting. With an ass like that, any show that doesn’t have face sitting is missing out so I appreciated the nod before she went back to sucking him off on the couch. Her ride was not as consistent when it came to her bouncing on the dick, Joe doing most of the work, but when she was “on”, she really gave a sweet show. They enjoyed several positions with her giving a lot of fake porn moaning and getting sweaty, the scene ending when he rubbed out a load of population pudding on her face and mouth (some of which was swallowed).

Rachel Starr showed some quality moves too.

Scene Two: Ricky White, a 21 year old brunette with an all natural body, was up next in a black top, skirt, and fishnet stockings as she claimed to be there to get fucked in her ass. While not as spectacular as Alexis in terms of her bountiful booty, she was not a slacker either and her tease session was much longer (to my appreciation). Joe Blow interrupted the tease to lick her ass, Ricky responding favorably as he did so before they did the milk pouring in the shower stall. The living room couch showed them following a formula for oral sex, the face sitting and blowjob a bit more rushed this time before she got her ass pounded by the modest member of the guy. She rubbed herself and sounded as if she were in pain; the passive anal ride less appealing than the tease for me. They continued various positions and the best she could do was a moderately active ride well into the show but it was too little, too late for me to enjoy; the early emphasis on anal proving too insurmountable to get past. It ended when he busted a nut on her face, a larger load this time that she did not swallow.

Scene Three: Bianca Dagger, another sultry brunette with a great ass, was up next outside in the shade as the milk trick was applied to her apple shaped bottom while low flying aircraft flew by them. She crawled on the grass to enhance the look of her ass, more milk applied before she was sucking the dick of mope #2, Andrew Andretti. The scene edited into the living room where they did oral on each other, the gal making glub glub noises as she worked his cock in her mouth during a 69. He was less active orally at this point and did little during the face sitting to prove he liked giving head; the scene thankfully returning to showing her blowing him with some gusto. That led to a pretty fair vaginal ride, the breathless gal shaking her ass as she impaled herself on his dick. They lacked any sense of rhythm or chemistry together but they did manage to make the bed sound like it was going to fall apart. The scene ended with his ejaculate going to her mouth and face; Bianca waving as the camera faded away.

Scene Four: Drew Butterfly, a 22 year old gal going for the plain look of a girl next door, was up next with a third moper in the form of Claudio Meloni. Her butt was well proportioned for her frame and fans of curvy gals will appreciate her as much as I did; Claudio initially focusing his attention on her erect nipples before getting a titty fuck. I was wondering if they forgot the focus was supposed to be on ass when she then bent over and he removed her panties; the face sitting showing she was not that experienced in the procedure. She played with his cock a little before she crawled into the bathroom for the milk treatment, her front getting as much attention as her backside with baby oil (yum!). She slobbed his knob right there before the abrupt edit to the couch took place; Drew riding his cock vaginally in an active manner. She was only active when she was on top so it was a mixed quality ride but her cookie was loose enough to easily receive all he had to offer, her breasts swaying in time to the pounding she took. Like the others, she did PTM and they boned some more, a slight nod given to foot fetish fans but hardly enough to merit extra consideration. It ended when she jerked him off to her own face, an improvement even though she did not swallow any of it.

Scene Five: Lexi Love, a lean blond with a nice smile, was up next as she walked through the house in a red satin micro mini skirt and fishnet panties; immediately skipping the solo tease in order to allow Claudio Meloni to stuff his face in her ass cheeks. She gyrated a bit as he spanked her fleshy cheeks, the clothing discarded as they warmed up with some milk tease. Her hairy bush was a weird sight for me and the fade to her slobbing his knob on the bed was another transition that could have used some polishing up; her aggressive blowjob switching to an anal banging where she was not afraid of showing how active she was. Her vocals were funny in terms of how rapidly they initially spewed forth, some water works displayed as they proceeded. She appeared to be into it but the pissing, I mean “squirting” aspects of the scene weakened the scene for me considerably with such acts best relegated to specialty videos as far as I’m concerned. She did some ATM and stuck her feet in his face, Lexi then jerking him off into her mouth before gargling and swallowing his wad of semen.

Scene Six: Rachel Starr, a sexy 23 year old with a big smile and even bigger ass, was up last as she teased in the living room with a renewed emphasis on the ass as expected. Her booty shaking looked great and her flexibility added to the fun of the moment with her booty shorts slowly removed for maximum effect. I liked the oiling more than her partner for the scene (Andrew Andretti), though he catered to her whims by massaging her ass and eating it too. Her blowjob was very well done and even though she paid more attention to the camera than Andrew, her oral skills showed she was no stranger to a dick in the mouth. They moved to a 69 and skipped the milk tricks, Rachel impaling her pussy on his penis before doing some PTM. The rest of the ride was not quite as solid but she displayed enough skill that I hope to see more of her. Fans of choking may be disappointed to learn that he barely touched her neck, looking more like he was balancing his hand near her throat than anything else but she added in some vocals and the ass pop showed he must have stored up a decent load before doing the scene. She gave some post coital sucking but the couch looked to take most of the remaining load headed her way.

Summary: I Love Ass Cheeks by director Tony Vela for Diabolic Digital had a wealth of missed opportunities but with such a great cast of ladies, I still felt there was more than enough heat generated to rank this one as Recommended. The lighting could have used more care and a few of the gals seemed to be having an off day (probably from working so much) but the ladies that were into the action made up for them in spades as they provided some serious strokability and replay value. In short then, I Love Ass Cheeks proved to offer some evidence that Tony might be well worth keeping an eye out for as he tries to instill his own vision into a company known for giving new directors a chance to shine.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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