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Angel Perverse 8

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 11/23/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

genre. "MILF" Gonzo
director. Christoph Clark
length. d1 is 2hrs 23min d2 is 2h 36m
cast. Cherry Jul. Mick Blue. Mike Chapman. Roly Reeves. Omar Galanti. Dicil Stowe. Lorenzo. Sting. Nico Blade. Totti. Zafira. Paige Ashley. Bambi. Missy Nicole. Jennifer Stone. Suzie Diamond. Cindy Hope. Crystal Crown. Serilla Lamante. Ginger. Steve Holmes. David Perry. Aletta. Isabel Ice. Joachim Kessel. Tarra White. Natalli Di Angelo. Choky Ice.
production date. August 17, 2007


the audio & video

Video was shot in a 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was pretty sharp | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo


Cumshot Recap | Stills | Trailers for "Angel Perverse 6", "Big Natural Tits 17", "Angel Perverse 7", "Dressed To Fuck 2", "Russian Angels" and "Big Natural Tits 16" | Photo Galleries | Behind the Scenes [18m 33s] | Christoph's Biography | Filmographies [Static screens with listings of Cherry, Paige, Suzie, Jennifer, Tarra, Natalli and Isabel's previous flicks] | Websites

the fucking

Cherry, shortly before the gang starts bangin'.

Zafira, the "normal" one on this disc.

Paige Ashley.

Bambi, moments before giving new meaning to the phrase "taking the piss".

You really should've seen the pic I almost selected.

Milk does NOT do a body good.


Isabel, feeling blue.

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Move over, Paris & Nicole.

Disc One

Cherry shows off her body, before walking over to a bed where there's a giant dildo waiting for her. As soon as she's about to start playing with it, Mick walks over to get his dick sucked. Cherry then crawls across the bed to suck some new dick, three of them - to be exact, while Mick rips a hole in her stocking and fucks her doggystyle. She spends the remaining thirty minutes in various positions - including cowgirl, missionary, reverse cowgirl and a double penetration - until she takes a few messy shots on her face before the backup spoogers (five of 'em!) show up and unload weak shots on her face and body to finally end the scene.

Two's company. Three's a crowd. Four fellas are way to much for me - and I sure didn't need five additional fellas walking over to drop their loads too. Penis overload!

[ Cherry Jul. Mick Blue. Mike Chapman. Roly Reeves. Omar Galanti. Dicil Stowe. Lorenzo. Sting. Nico Blade. Totti. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. | Double Penetration. Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. | Condoms: No. |]

Once Zafira strips off her clothes, she and Christoph spend close to twenty minutes pounding her pussy with a variety of dildos lying around the hotel room.

That's the scene in a nutshell. No more, no less. After the opening gang bang, I welcomed this solo scene. However, I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again.

[ Zafira. | Toy Play. |]

While Paige is working on an ice cream bar, Omar walks over and starts sucking on her toes. He pulls her panties down and bends her over to start licking her ass and pussy, before dropping his pants to let her suck his dick. When she finishes, she bends over to get hammered from behind, and after a quick footjob, she takes an anal reverse cowgirl ride. There's some gaping, followed by more doggystyle and reverse cowgirl (both anal). A spooning and missionary leads to cowgirl, along with a gaping anal missionary pounding - and I do mean pounding. After some more penetratin' action that I wasn't really feeling, Omar finally ends the scene by unloading a shot which squirts from her ass to her chest.

I can't believe i'm saying this, but I guess i'm more "conservative" when it comes to what kind of smut I like. When the scene started, I thought this would be a "standard" porn scene, but once she spread her ass just about wider than her pussy, I just about tuned out. And if I needed more incentive to avoid the screen, Omar decides to lick up his seed and snowball it into Paige's mouth at the end of the scene. Yeah, I think i've seen just about enough of this.

[ Paige Ashley. Omar Galanti. | Oral (M/F). Vaginal. Anal. Snowball. | Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon. Gaping. Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. | Condom?: No. | ]

A sexy 'lil thing named Bambi walks into Christoph's hotel room. She slowly starts undressing while talking to Chris. Next thing I know, she's leaning up against the wall and she starts pissing on the floor. I'm not talking about "squirting". I mean, literally pissing. She crawls on Christoph's bed and the scene ends.

I really, really don't know what to say about this scene. I feel as if I say that I was repulsed by it, I might have to turn in my adult reviewer card - but was it really that hard for Bambi to wait until she got to the bathroom?

[ Bambi. | Pissing.|]

Mick starts the scene by kissing, rubbing and massaging Missy, before she heads over to a bench where he spreads her legs and licks and fingers her pussy. Next, he stuffs his dick in her widely gaped ass, and then bends her over for doggystyle, which is followed by a spooning and cowgirl, both regular and reverse. Some doggystyle on a bar stool and more ATM leads to Missy taking a messy shot on her face to mercifully end this scene.

Other than the gaping, this was (thankfully) a relatively normal scene. At this point, that means absolutely nothing to me.

[ Missy Nicole. Mick Blue. | Oral (M/F). Vaginal. Anal. Facial. | Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. | Condoms: No |]

Disc Two

This disc opens up with a gaggle of lovely honeys on oil cans dancing and writing around.

"Ahh, this is going to be a good, normal scene" I think to myself. "Wow, watching them pour milk down their lovely, slightly bronzed skin is pretty damn sexy", I continue.

 "Wait a minute. Is she squirting milk out of her...ass?"

Yes. Yes, it is. And when the last girl gets done shooting milk out of her ass (and onto a nearby SUV's window), she heads inside to where the other girls, along with Steve and David, are chilling. As Dave starts pouring champagne, the girls start loosing up and showing off their asses. There's some toy play and the girls take turns giving Steve and Dave head, until the penetratin' starts. There's cowgirl, regular and reverse, as well as anal cowgirl, anal doggystyle and double penetration. Whatever girls aren't getting poked, are either licking each other's pussies or playing with dildos. The scene ends with the girls sharing shots that they stroke out.

Yep. As if the pissing on disc one wasn't enough, we're treated to projectile streams of milk shooting out of a handful of sexy girl's asses. It's a shame, really, since, with the exception of some unnecessary, excessive gaping, this had the potential for being a hot scene.

[ Jennifer Stone. Suzie Diamond. Cindy Hope. Crystal Crown. Serilla Lamante. Ginger. Steve Holmes. David Perry. | Oral (M/F). Toy Play. Vaginal. Anal. Snowball. | Double Penetration. Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Reverse Cowgirl. | Condoms: Naw |]

Like Bambi and Zafira on disc one, Aletta walks into Christoph's hotel room and starts stripping off her clothes. She lays down on his bed and spends the scene using a dildo on her pussy, before standing up against the wall and pissing on the floor.

This scene confirms that I am more than ready for this flick to end.

[ Aletta. | Toy Play. Pissing.

Isabel wastes some time on a staircase talking about what she wants (and likes) and showing off a neon blue dildo. She then stuffs a black dildo in her ass, as Joachim walks down and whips out his dick to get some attention from Isabel. She spends some time stuffing it in her mouth, before pulling down her panties and taking an anal reverse cowgirl ride, followed by doggystyle. There's some deep missionary in both her ass and pussy, followed by more reverse cowgirl, until Isabel strokes a shot out into her mouth.

Isabel has a great rack. Too bad I had no interest in the scene whatsoever.

[ Isabel Ice. Joachim Kessef. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. | Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Missionary. | Condom?: No. | ]

Our duo spends some time showing off their bodies, before heading over to Dave's apartment where Choky is bound and gagged. When they finish teasing Choky, as Dave watches and masturbates, the girls pull down Choky's pants and begin sucking his dick. Dave walks over to get a footjob and some head from one of the girls, before both couples head over to the living room to start the penetratin'. There's missionary and cowgirl, both regular and reverse, followed by doggystyle and scissors. Some gaping and a double penetration is next, along with more cowgirl and missionary, until the girls stroke out (and share) a double messy shot.

Tarra and Natalli were probably the first attractive girls that I actually wanted to see in action. While I could've done without the excessive gaping, at least the disc ended on a better note than the previous four hours.

[ Tarra White. Natalli Di Angelo. Choky Ice. David Perry. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. Snowball. | Missionary. Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Scissors. Double Penetration. Reverse Cowgirl. Spooning. | Condoms: No. |

the final word

I don't think i've ever been as happy to see a disc end as I was when Angel Perverse 8 ended. I realize that I might not be fair, and that there are people out there who like this kind of stuff. I'm not one of them. Christoph's a good director, he does a great job framing the action and the production values on the disc are pretty high. Unfortunately, I wasn't too impressed with the content. If that's your type of kink, I have no problem telling you to Rent It. For those, like myself, that aren't? Do I really need to say it? Skip It.

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