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Come As You Please

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/21/07

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Carmen Minor about to get boned.

Come As You Please

Diabolic Digital

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Sid Knox

Franchezca Valentina and Kristina Rose

Cast: Carmen Minor, Jenner, Franchezca Valentina, Kristina Rose, Evan Stone, Brianna Love, Chris Charming, Jenner, Kendall Brooks, Talon, Katja Kassin, Lee Stone, Alexis Love

Length: 153:29 minutes

Brianna Love was looking cute!

Date of Production: 7/18/2007 to 8/8/2007

Extras: The best extra was the 13:35 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by “Da Bootyhunta” that included a fair amount of nudity, some preparations for the scenes, and photoshoot material. There was also a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, and a slipcover for the DVD case.

Brianna Love's sweet behind!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Come As You Please was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Sid Knox for Diabolic Digital. The lighting was almost always decent after the opening scene; optimal on the bodies as it limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; but the crotches were not as consistently well lit as they should have been. The composition of the shots weren't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 4 Mbps area so it did not look bad at all. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

Kendall Brooks having fun in the pool

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Body of Review: Sid Knox is another of the newcomer directors working for Diabolic Digital these days, already forming his own sense of style as he continues to evolve his craft. His latest fuck flick is the gonzo Come As You Please, a set of six scenes that start with some tease, include some oral sex, and then go right to screwing with vaginal and occasional anal taking place. The field is full of such efforts though so I wondered if Sid could rise above the pack of wannabe’s populating the industry, the casting alone giving me hope that he might do just that in the title. Still, without a specific theme to draw attention and market share, such releases are numerous these days and I wasn’t sure what he could bring to the table that many of his peers have not already given us. If you’re still interested, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Katja Kassin's new breasts

Scene One: Carmen Minor, a lean gal with long brown hair, was up first as she teased the camera; initially by the pool and then inside by the couch. It wasn’t long before she was slobbing Jenner’s knob with her lips wrapped around his cock; sucking away with an increased tempo that proved she was no stranger to a penis in her mouth. He reciprocated by diddling her to a juicy state of being, Carmen enjoying getting off a few times before he even started drilling her pussy. She was kind of passive in the vaginal sex but perked right up during the anal action, bouncing on his rod like it was meant to be. They continued for several positions until he jerked out a tiny load of population pudding; starting the movie off fairly well but nothing special.

Alexis Love getting gawked at by Jenner.

Scene Two: Franchezca Valentina and Kristina Rose, a couple of brunettes with sultry looks and sleek figures, were up next as they teased the camera in the surreal manner all the scenes started in before tackling the mighty Evan Stone on the couch. The ladies couldn’t keep their hands off one another and moved over to the studly hero for his added attention; always servicing each other when not preoccupied. The amount of oral sex was heated and the addition of some rough stuff (like spanking) seemed appropriate as the trio worked each other over with tongues, fingers, and other accessories. Franchezca liked rimming Kristina a lot as she engaged Evan in a 69; both gals showing some love for the cock as he drilled their mouths and pussies. There was anal fingering too and the gals got loud as he hammered away at them; the gals only slightly active in pushing back on his rod before they took the facial. There was some light PTM and double teaming of his cock too but the sex was straightforward more than anything else.

Scene Three: Brianna Love, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up next and to say she was the main reason I picked this one up would be accurate, though I know some of the others are fine performers on their better days. After following the formulaic tease and strip show, she was set to work with well hung Chris Charming and moper Jenner; not exactly a pairing I would have selected if given a choice. Still, Brianna has had so many wonderfully appealing scenes of late that I was willing to take some time to figure out if this scene was worthy of her talents, the masturbation portion of the scene combined with the tease nearly enough to stand alone as valid reasons for my praise. Brianna did well sucking them off enthusiastically but Jenner dropped the ball (again) when barely taking any time to ready the cutie for action. The men then took turns fucking her mouth and pussy with Chris showing his usual lack of rhythm but eventually leading to some heated anal work too. The DP was not far off and while this was far from her best work, Brianna’s bouncing ass cheeks were such that even the forced hummer (a sloppy hummer at that) did not bother me much. Brianna was moderately active in the scene though and the complete lack of chemistry aside, it was worth a pop shot or two; much like those that graced her rectum with the anal creampies that she then shat out.

Scene Four: Kendall Brooks, a curvy blond that reminded me of a slightly younger version of Savanna Samson, was up next as she followed the formula in the pool out back of the house; the water enhancing the moment of the tease and solo footage. Her dirty talk was pretty nice too and I longed to see what she would do when faced with Talon; the gal blowing him on command as she showed a propensity for oral and titty fucking. This continued until the abrupt edit to the couch inside, the jarring lack of a transitional piece putting me off my game a little. They went back to orally doing one another though and she moved into the penetrative sex smoothly with an active riding approach I found to my liking. The varied positions remained vaginal until the titty pop but she struck me as a wise addition to the cast here, providing better sex than even Brianna as far as I was concerned.

Scene Five: Katja Kassin, the German anal queen I have sung the praises of so many times in the past, was up next with her relatively new implants; following the usual approach of the scenes as though locked into the form provided. As big a fan of hers as I have been, her performances this year have often been lacking in the energy and enthusiasm that I have appreciated for so long, making her have to earn my seed these days in what used to be a given. Her pink lingerie was still lovely on her and she gave an okay solo show before the massive Lee Stone took over. Katja’s oral skills were pretty good here, better than usual if not in the league of some of her peers, and her vaginal ride was among the best of the year for her thanks to the manner in which she bounced on the cock. She kept up the pace during the anal too though the mechanical droning passing for dirty talk seemed very forced to me. I’d still hit it but this was another far cry from the days when she gave her all and proved chunky chicks need love too (and enjoy it). Lee’s light titty pop ended the scene and it was another okay scene lacking replay value.

Scene Six: Alexis Love, a skinny brunette with long hair and a seductive face, was up last and she was cute enough to make me think she could push the rating up a notch as it hung precariously on the edge but then I saw she was stuck working with third tier moper Jenner and I was less convinced almost automatically. I don’t mean to bag on the guy but his lack of charisma and lackadaisical performances have been heat draining for months now; the guy having been pretty good for awhile before that. She teased a little but he interrupted, the guy taking over just as the lighting became too sparse; diddling her to a juicy state but the look on her face telling me that she was far from into it. She gave a decent performance otherwise, from sucking his dick to riding his modest member actively when she was on top (sadly, she was rarely on top), but the lack of energy and chemistry did little to instill any confidence that raincoaters will appreciate her work here. The vaginal sex led to a titty pop of very minor proportions, leading to the credits.

Summary: Come As You Please by director Sid Knox for Diabolic Digital proved my initial suspicions correct that the director may well learn to become better at his craft in time but lacks much to set him apart at this time. He wasn’t able to elicit top performances out of his cast this time and that ultimately resulted in the rating coming out as a Rent It, though fans of the cast may well find enough to appreciate to merit a higher score. In short, Come As You Please was another fair offering but far from the best the company has to offer if their recent releases are any indication.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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