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Shorty iz Fuckin' Yo Mama


Studio: Black Market » Review by Frankenlola » Review Date: 11/21/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Interracial, MILF

Director: Rick Davis

Cast: Darryl Hanah, Angelica Sin, India Summer, Kylie Worthy, Nina Hartley, Shorty Mac

Length: 2h13m

Condoms: None

Bonus:
Gallery: Still shots take from the movie action, with the 28 second into music looping in the background [2m03s]
Website: Web address for Black Market films
Trailers: Two trailers for another Shorty Mac title, and a black lesbian film. [5m46s]

Audio/Video:
The video was presented in 16:9 widescreen, but it is letterboxed.  Not much camera shake during the action, and no other real distractions.  The sound was Dolby Digital 2.0 mostly recorded with the camera mic.  This led to some dialog problems during the scenes.  It is difficult to hear at times.  There is also a bit of level variation between the scenes as well. 

Body of Review:
Shorty is back on the block, this time feeding his black snake to a whole new generation.  This group of cougars is ready for a stuffing.  Shorty starts his adventure applying for a job, and finds his true calling.

Scene 1: Darryl Hanah, Shorty Mac
Time: 32m41s

The movie opens with Shorty heading off for a job interview.  The cameraman follows as part of a documentary on Shorty.  One inside Shorty quickly finds out his is not well suited for office work, but Darryl is able to find a suitable alternative.  It would have been fun to shoot the scene in the office, but the group heads off to her house instead.  The blonde Darryl explains the work she has in mind, and Shorty quickly gets to it by licking and sucking her large labia and hard clit.  She returns the favor with a wet blow job.  Climbing on top of Shorty, Darryl rides him while strumming her clit.  The camera zooms in for some really good, close shots of the action.  Turning sideways, Darryl takes charge and directs Shorty just how to do her right, which is evidenced by her growls and moans.  They move to doggy to finish, and after having several orgasms of her own, Darryl tells Shorty he can finish.  She takes his entire load in her mouth.  Staying in character for the entire scene, she cleans his cock and pays him before sending him out the door,
[Oral, Fingering, BJ, Reverse Cowgirl, Sideways, Doggy]

Rating:
    His: 3.0
    Hers: 3.5

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Scene 2: Angelica Sin, Shorty Mac
Time: 30m30s

Word spreads of Shorty's job skills, so he is off to another client's house.  The brunette Angelica meets them at the door and seems unfazed by the camera.  Her top comes off almost immediately, revealing her enormous breasts.  She undresses the rest of the way while walking to the couch, showing her thick body and big ass.  A little small talk ensues as she begins polishing his knob.  She is able to take it all the way until she gags a bit, then follows up by fucking it with her large jugs.  After getting him hard and wet, she climbs aboard for some cowgirl action.  It is too bad it wasn't reverse so we could see her melons bouncing, but watching her ass was almost as good.  Shorty lays her back and pounds her deep while she rubs her clit.  They then switch into an unusual position, kind of a reverse cowgirl and doggy hybrid.  She gets on her hands and knees and Shorty lays back and curves his dick into her box while she puts two fingers deep into her ass.  They move into a more traditional doggy so Shorty can pound her before pulling out and cumming in her mouth.  He then gets paid and heads off again.  Angelica plays the horny housewife / milf role very well.
[BJ, Cowgirl, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy]

Rating:
    His: 4.0
    Hers: 3.5


Scene 3: India summer, Shorty Mac
Time: 23m32s

This scene starts right away with India bent over blowing Shorty, although she isn't able to handle much more than the tip.  India is a tall thin girl with long black hair, and nice natural tits with puffy nipples.  She lays on her back and Shorty goes to town on her clit before slowly feeding his cock into her tight snatch.  This is the first girl that has trouble handling his girth, but then again his stick is as big as her skinny arm.  After stretching her out, they switch to cowgirl where we get a close up view of Shorty spreading her wide.  She rides him hard and fast, gasping and screaming throughout.  Turning around she slowly grinds on his dick before picking up the pace again.  Shorty then takes back control and fucks her hard and deep in doggy.  Finally it is back to missionary to push Shorty over the edge before cumming in her mouth.  India seems a little young to fit in with the other milfs, and her excessive moans and squeals detract from this scene.
[BJ, Oral, Missionary, Standing, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy]

Rating:
    His: 2.5
    Hers: 3.0


Scene 4: Kylie Worthy, Shorty Mac
Time: 18m00s

This scene again starts with the girl bent over with her ass facing the camera.  This time it is Kylie, a blond with large implants, a bit of belly sag, and too much make-up, a true milf.  Kylie takes his dick deep into her mouth and uses a lot of spit.  Shorty then goes down to lick her puss, and her tits look much better with her lying on her back.  He then slides his dick into her with no problem at all, stroking her long and deep.  He pulls out and briefly fucks her mouth before getting mounted in cowgirl.  She slides all the way down his big pole until her ass slaps his thighs.  Shorty slowly fucks her deep and finishes on her face before disappearing.
[BJ, Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy]

Rating:
    His: 2.0
    Hers: 2.5


Scene 5: Nina Hartley (Cover girl), Shorty Mac
Time: 25m47s

Shorty is back on the street looking at real estate when Nina rolls up looking to "Get her freak on."  She takes the guys back to her place and begins stripping down to her stockings and garter.  After some nipple sucking, Nina kneels down and provides excellent head, using all of her 20+ years of experience.  Shorty repays her by diving face first into her wet snatch.  After sufficient lubrication Shorty slides right in and runs her deep.  Moving to cowgirl, she grinds his dick deep into her pussy.  In reverse cowgirl she rides him faster and rubs her clit equally fast.  Switching to doggy he continues to probe her deep and her moans indicate he is hitting the right spot.  He finishes by shooting on her flat ass.  Nina is a pro in the adult film industry, and it shows here.
[BJ, Oral, Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggy]

Rating:
    His: 2.5
    Hers: 2.0


Concluding Words:
This movie is just as advertised.  Shorty is doing his best stuffing as many moms as possible.  This movie has more plot than his usual fare; there isn't the typical "finding" a girl on the street, but rather a bit of background.  The girls aren't the usual porno fare either.  They are all into their work, and show a good amount on enthusiasm.  The part that some may dislike is the fact the girls are real.  That means some belly, some "cottage cheese" on the thighs, and a little sag in the breasts.  This may turn some people off, but those exploring this title should know what to expect.  Part of the reason I am rating this higher on the couple's scale is the fact the women seem real, and this movie would be good couple's fare.  There isn't ant extreme sex to scare off first-timers either.

Couples rating:    Solo |---*-| Couples


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