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Shane Diesel's Breakin' Em In Young
Advice: Rent It
Shane Diesel meets Nadia Nitro.
Shane Diesel’s Breakin’ Em In Young
Shane’s World/Bone Digital
Brianna Love gets her foot kissed.
Cast: Nadia Nitro, Shane Diesel, Brianna Love, Nika, Megan Monroe, Haileey James
Length: 142:32 minutes
Dates of Production: 4/7/2007, 6/26/2007, 6/27/2007, 9/6/2007, 9/8/2007
Nika wasn't young but Shane didn't mind at all.
Extras: The best extra was the 25:21 minute long bonus scene between hotty Eva Angelina and the infamous Justice Young (from Trust Justice). I’m going to review the full movie in the next day or so; keep an eye out for it but she was looking more “normal” than I’ve ever seen her. The next extra was 7:41 minutes of Shower Cam action; a watermark advertising the website presumably used to find more; it was in black & white and at a steep angle but pretty interesting as well. That was followed by a photogallery, some trailers, and a true double sided DVD cover with one side much naughtier than the other.
Megan Monroe looked shocked at Shane's semi-flaccid rod.
Audio/Video Quality: Breakin’ Em In Young was presented in the nicely improved 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Jonalungus (whose work has struck me as a rushed version of Brother Love) for distribution by Shane’s World on the Bone Digital label. The bitrate was often in the mid 4 to 5 Mbps range, but the picture tended to look washed out, even as the fleshtones appeared to be reasonably accurate. Perhaps the enhanced resolution of an anamorphic picture would have helped this time but some of the camera angles were not overly favorable to the cast this time too. The editing was fair, if rushed in places, and while it definitely looked like a low end effort, the potential for future improvement was evident thanks to Jon's ability to capture the energy inherent in the heat of most scenes. The settings were tougher to catch than his previous works that used a static couch for the sex so the learning curve aspect of this new dynamic is to be expected but in the end, it was the casting choices that elevated this one higher rather than the technical matters. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English using an interesting 128 Kbps bitrate (though the cheapo menu used an LPCM bitrate of 1536 Kbps and appeared almost like it was made for the internet). The vocals were typically hollow and lacking in dynamic range with the music as generic as the titles from Hush Hush used to be when I reviewed them awhile back. In defense of the production, getting the sound to come out right is one of the toughest things about modern porn, especially as home theatres improve so quickly but if you watch this on a cheapo TV set, the sound wasn't too bad.
Haileey James looked better without clothing.
Body of Review: Jonalungus is the directing name of some unknown, mysterious type of fellow that has made a niche out of interracial porn in recent times, many of the companies releasing his titles currently being distributed by Shane’s World. This being the case, how appropriate that his latest title is Shane Diesel’s Breakin’ Em In Young; an interracial flick where genetically gifted Shane dishes out his goods to five women after meeting them in public, all of the ladies younger than average? It strikes me as interesting that newcomers to the company might start to associate the man with the company by his name alone over time, especially considering that the type of movies it is known for are so wildly different, but their marketing gurus will likely keep that in mind as times change. In this instance, the generic situations all rely heavily on Shane’s sexual prowess, a prowess that I have seen as inconsistent over the years, so if you don’t like the affable fellow, you might want to skip this one right away. If, on the other hand, you think he’s a talented and gifted man, read on to see how he fared against some diverse pussy. Here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were worn:
I couldn't pass up another shot of Brianna Love's ass!
Scene One: Nadia Nitro, a lean brunette wearing a pink crop top and blue jean shorts, was up first as she checked out the car of Shane Diesel alongside the empty public street. Being a gentleman, he invited her for a ride so after they drove off, the scene picked back up at the studio where the couple was already screwing when Brother got there. She liked them big but she let him do all the work too, eventually getting around to sucking the top two inches of his meaty wonder before she sat on his face to get a little oral loving too. They went back to vaginally boning on the couch and Shane did not have many issues with keeping an erection this time, though Nadia’s mechanical performance was a bit repetitive. In her defense, she rode him far more actively when she was on top but even then she displayed the kind of dynamic that said she was too big for him. There was some intermittent blowjob action going on here and she eventually jerked him off to a facial; both of them employing the “N” word a few times before the scene closed out too quickly.
Scene Two: Brianna Love, the hotty on the front DVD cover (who looked better on the less explicit version for those who care), was up next as she encountered car troubles while wearing a slutty top and shorts that her healthy ass cheeks were swallowing. Shane Diesel took the lead in the rescue, bringing her back to the infamous couch where he rubbed himself enough to give her the hint of his size. The interview showed her being frisky and she was happy to see it wasn’t a “mag light” in his pants as she stripped to give him access to her sweet ass. He went down on her and she responded well, Brianna reciprocating with a limited blowjob that showed her able to handle the top of his rod as well. Her hand took care of the rest of the shaft and after some minor foot play; he was banging her cookie as she squealed in delight. This led to him diddling her to a watery orgasm and more boning; her pussy needing regular breaks from his big, bad, black cock. Once again, he did most of the work until the gal was on top, a number of positions attempted with the look on her face clear about how much she wanted him tearing her in two. It ended when he busted a small nut in her mouth but the camera once again faded out before she did anything with the semen.
Scene Three: Nika, a skinny gal least likely to be considered “young” as the title suggested, was up next as she sat with Shane Diesel in a strip center while a store employee hung out watching them, taking copious notes before the camera angle changed. The discussion led to them going back to another plain set, the couch looking worn out but the pair changing the topic of conversation to the size of his dick in no time flat. She thought his penis was amazingly large and he unleashed it from his pants to give her a thrill; Nika going to town sucking him off as best she could. Her trick was to use her tongue a lot to work him over, Shane demanding she spit on it and use the “N” word as he dominated her. He ordered her to strip and masturbate as he went down on her too; the mechanical nature of the acts a bit weak but still showing her appreciation of his oral skills. To her credit, after the preliminary positions, she got on top and rode him better than expected; her hips bucking as the couple was fucking. That saved the scene for me and it ended with a facial for those who care.
Scene Four: Megan Monroe, a cute gal wearing glasses as she sat outside a campus building, was up next to take her shot with Shane Diesel as a series of students walked by them. The setting changed to another generic couch with wood paneling in the background, the discussion leading to race (though the conclusions drawn showed questionable logic at best) as Shane made his move. This was a rare scene for the guy in that Megan took her clothes off first and stripper implants or not, it was funny hearing her say “what the fuck am I gonna do with that?” in response to first seeing his penis. They did some mediocre oral on each other (his was better than hers) and he started the pounding dynamic slowly as she learned to accommodate his girth inside of her pussy. She was the latest in a long line of gals that did a better job on top of his lap, showing a moderate ride before he took over again. The semen flowed out in a couple of tiny wads to her glasses by the end of the scene but the annoying editing did it again; cutting off before the scene should have ended.
Scene Five: Haileey James, a gal from Ohio with light brown hair and standard contemporary clothing, was up last as the tomboy jumped in the car of Shane Diesel when he came calling. They also discussed race and he whipped out his cock to her surprise, kissing her and getting a handjob from her as she attempted to suck him off (after they had trouble getting her to say the “N” word). She took the slow approach and this allowed her to do a slightly better job; wrapping her lips around his shaft as she licked, kissed, and sucked on it as best she could. She actually looked better with her clothes off (she looked dumpy in them) and this being her first black cock, liked his oral aptitude a lot before they encountered the same basic issues of his massive size and her tight pink pussy. There was clearly a lot of footage edited out of this one and it kicked back in as she pumped her reddened ass cheeks pretty hard during the vaginal ride. He gave her another light load after more straight sex, the editing jumping the gun at the end to roll the credits (which were on a separate title/chapter).
Summary: Breakin’ Em In Young by director Jonalungus for distribution by Shane’s World was much like the Blackzilla and other titles that Shane dominated with enough strokability and replay value to merit at least rating of at least a Rent It. I would have preferred a bonus scene unique to this production and some polishing up to the editing and other technical values be applied for future volumes but it was still a nice look at Shane giving his best for a selection of white chicks in need of his special services. In short, Shane Diesel’s Breakin’ Em In Young might prove to be worth a look for those of you that haven’t seen enough of Shane’s daring deeds of dicking of late but the ladies were a mixed blessing in terms of how well they could handle his rod so try it first as a rental.
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