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Handjobs Across America #23


Studio: Home Grown Video » Review by Saul Good » Review Date: 11/26/07



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Amateur Handjobs
Director: n/a

Cast: Erika, Jewels, Nina, Fiona, Vivian

Length: 1hr 20 mins
Production Date: Homegrown Select, 2007

Extras: Extras:
Chapter Access: Without Act Access
Bonus Scene: Hardcore action with Claudine, a soft-bodied brunette that sucks and fucks. About 5 mins, not too magical. The same as given to us on by many other Homegrown flicks.
Blooper reel:
13 kickass minutes of pussy farts, slips, falls, bad acting, the works. Same as seen in many other Homegrown titles.
Web Info:
Trailers:

Audio/Video:
    The Audio of the film is stereo 2.0 as expected. The sound is as clear as one can ask for. Most scenes are filmed outside, so the elements lend their own soundtrack, but there's nothing that gets lost. The Video is Full Frame Color with all the signs of homegrown filming. Surprisingly, the camera work is pretty strong, steady and we get mostly a blowjobee's eye view. Some shots are outside and subject to over lighting and shadowing. This is of course annoying, but understandable; since it isn't continuous it doesn't ruin the scenes.

Body of Review:
    Homegrown Videos keeps exposing the neighborhood. Handjobs Across America # 23 is pure hand action from amateur honeys that don't quite want to go all the way just yet. Kind enough to show some skin, whack a little meat, and get blasted by stranger cum, five everyday girls prove that you can get a handjob out of just about anyone.

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Scene 1: Nina
Acts Included: Handjob, Cumshot
19 year old Nina sits through her Q&A as though it were the inquisition. She answers with 'yep's and stares at the ceiling. Her responses are like pulling teeth and she is about as interesting as a vacuum. Long, blond hair to her shoulders, a decent body with some chub around the tub are her nice features. But crooked teeth and lips that kinda pout out make her look like a fish. Oh, and she's so damn hot in that stupid-ass blue turtleneck. Give me a break. After her snore fest stories, she drives around with a guy in the back seat tugging his pipe. The two sit side by side and although Nina lifts her shirt to expose a pair of plump and pierced boobs (and later a matching vag). Nina never sucks or fucks the guy, which is understandable considering the movie, but her hand action is so mechanical and monotonous that the first 20 seconds look exactly like the next 15 minutes. He eventually tugs it on his own and spooges a weak dribble on her dumb turtleneck--at least it was good for something. Dull and dry does not a good handjob make.

Scene 2: Erika Kane
Acts Included: Handjob, Titfucking, Some Oral, Facial
Erika is a super-hot vixen, little young club-type girl. A little chunky in the rear, Erika still has a stellar figure. Her dark hair and complexion give her a Latina look or maybe Italian, though she could be any variation these days. On a towel in what looks like the desert, she drops her top and she has two sexy, colorful tattoos on the outside of each breast. Her tits are real, and soft cones; they steam when he slides his cock between her boobs. Erika keeps the handjob interesting by moving around, jacking from different angles and juggling his baby bombs. She gets even hotter when she licks and sucks just the tip of his cock, teasingly suggesting further oral. Erika is the ideal amateur, cute, exciting and into her scene. She yanks his pank until he comes on her sweet face, pulverizing her in a cumsoaking facial. The last few minutes of this nice scene shows Erika washing the cum off her face and out of her hair with a bottle of water.

Scene 3: Jewels
Acts Included: Handjob, Facial
Butt-ass naked Jewels stands at the back of a fine boat, fishing for something. She resets her bait and gets on her knees and elbows to re-hook a shrimp. Jewels' body is smoking; she has long dark hair and a South American look. But watching her completely naked baiting a hook and reeling in a fish is a tad boner drooping. This doesn't last two long, thankfully, before Jewel is using the handle end of the fishing rod to scrub against her pussy. We spend a good 7 minutes with this brown, cutie before a cock ever pokes its head from stage left. She jerks his dick sporadically, mostly just playing with it: choking it, slapping, massaging it and rubbing it against her pussy. This is all sexy, but way too uneven. At times she spends less than 5 seconds doing one act before moving to another. It's like a handjob from someone with ADD. Eventually, he chubs into her mouth and gives her a decent cum goatee. Since this is shot on a boat, the lighting varies at times and some acts are shot in shadows. The facial being one of them. A mildly sexy scene because of Jewels and her various acts, but too out of control to enjoy.

Scene 4: Fiona
Acts Included: Handjob, Facial
Average looking lass Fiona lies in a tub of soapy water, stroking her clit tenderly to climax. Fiona's body looks rather fit, like she might've been an athlete once. An armband and shoulder tattoo give a different impression. Slapping the surface of the tub water, Fiona fingers her cooch fast and hard. In mock amateur camera style, the guy enters the room and Fiona gets all shy, eventually tugging his bacon and massaging his eggs. Fiona stays in the tub, leaving her body constantly wet and glistening. We get a POV of the handjob, but the couple chats it up like they were playing 20 questions. Focus people. A wimpy facial means Fiona doesn't have to bath much longer. She washes up and walks out.

Scene 5: Vivian
Acts Included: Handjob, Facial
Take a thin, hot piece of ass with long blond hair and a body of a swimsuit model. Then give her teeth 3 times more screwed than that tree-hugging, guitarist Jewel. That's Vivian. With a mentality of a toddler, Vivian takes off her panties and ties them around the guy's dick and 'leaves' the room. She comes back from shopping and models a few of the g-strings she bought, bending over to show her clean cut asshole and pussy. "I'm very proud of them" she says, referring to her holes and not the panties. So ten minutes in, Vivian is finally on the guy's cock, rubbing her pussy through her newly bought underwear. This and a few minutes of whacking is all we get. And like Fiona before her, Vivian has the urge to play Chatty Cathy. This would be far more irritating if her body wasn't so ridiculously tight. A slow scene that gives very little more than eye candy, ends with Vivian jerking his load on to her face and snaggley teeth. She laughs through it, making it hard to enjoy.

Concluding Words:
    Another amateur grade and low budget film from Homegrown Select, Handjobs Across America #23 is a mixed bag. For the most, the amateur ladies are cute, natural and a pleasure to watch. The acts themselves are pretty sporadic--from a non-stop jerk to heavy petting and licking. Scenes 2,3,4, & 5 all begin with the first 10 minutes devoted to the girls rubbing themselves out. There's nothing wrong with this, and some of it is rather nice, but it consumes almost half the scene. Another flaw is that the last three gals are incredibly chatty. Sometimes it's dumb 'acting' about boyfriend's coming home and stuff, other times it is just play-by-play nonsense. A handjob is hard enough to pull off, no one needs a commentary. So the amateur quality, the decent talent and the facial payoffs give Homegrown Videos another winner. But repetitive extras and some lacking in direction result in a lower grading. Rent It.


 



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