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Tap That Ass

Studio: French Connection » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Production Dates:

August 2004-May 2007

Directed By:

Doug and Jay

The Movie:

See what happens when horny straight dudes who are strapped for cash hang out in Phoenix hotel rooms to go “gay for pay”.

Run Time:

1 Hour 52 Minutes

Safe Sex/Condoms:


The Dudes:

There's a nice variety of dudes here from early twenties to mid thirties with a mix of toned, slender, and average body types; hairy and smooth chests; full, trimmed, and completely shaved pubes. The cocks are cut ‘n uncut.

Austin, David, & Johnny:

Horndog Doug slithers into a bedroom occupied by two sleeping dudes. He wakes up Austin (cute with shaved heard, goatee, average/smooth build) and David (nice-looking with short dark hair, beard, hairy/average build) so that they can get a piece of man-ass. David claims to have blue balls since last night he got to play with some pussy but not cum. Doug pulls the covers back revealing David’s dark trimmed pubes and hard uncut cock. The dudes mosey on into Johnny’s (good-looking with short dark hair, toned/hairy body) room and wake him up by grabbing his hot bum. The guys spread Johnny’s butt cheeks exposing his tight shaved hole and Austin gets down to flutter his busy tongue all around the pulsing pucker. Johnny responds by moaning and yanking David’s stiff tool cramming it down his gullet while jacking the foreskin up ‘n over the flared purple knob. Hot!

David digs the excellent blowjob he’s receiving shouting out words of encouragement and bossing Austin to “eat that ass!” All three dudes are very much into each other and the action leading Austin to lay underneath Johnny allowing him to fuck that mouth with his fat cut cock while Austin strokes his own stiff clipped prick. David fucks Austin’s tight shaved hole fast ‘n hard in the missionary position filling the room with rollicking moans and sexual platitudes while Johnny has a groovy trick of his own. David is able to twist his fat cock and cram it up his own tight hairy bunghole! Talk about telling someone to go fuck himself! Gawd! David switches to plowing Johnny doggy-style using quick ‘n smooth strokes while Austin watches and beats his hard meat. There is a nice camera shot from behind of David’s tight hairy asshole as he drills Johnny. “Fuck me harder!” Austin shoots a big load of jizz on Johnny’s tattooed back, David dumps a thick ‘n dotty load on Johnny’s bum ‘n back, and Johnny squirts his spooge all over the bedspread.

Axe & James:

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Hold what you got! I love me some Axe! He’s a good-looking dude with short brown hair, goatee, and toned/smooth body with plenty of cool tattoos. He looks a lot like singer Rob Thomas. Axe is enjoying a weekend retreat near Flagstaff Arizona with James (cute with short dark gelled hair, cool sideburns, goatee, and slender/toned/smooth body with tattoos. Both dudes identify as straight with girlfriends but need a weekend away once in a while for some male-on-male fun. The dudes are sittin’ on a porch swing and Axe’s blue jeans are already open as he rubs the bulge in his black briefs and flirts with James. James soon hauls out his own large fat cut cock and begins squeezing and stroking leading Axe to pulls his rigid clipped dick out and jacks it. Axe goes down on his new buddy’s dong sliding his wet mouth up ‘n down and stroking making loud slurping noises. James clearly digs the head moaning loudly. The dudes undress and James sinks to his knees cramming Axe’s member down his gullet giving one heck of a jaw job. The dudes are very into each other and the action.

James leans against the wall and Axe munches down on his hairy asshole but there is only one quick close-up. They spread sleeping bags out on the porch and James sinks down on Axe’s pole slowly at first and kicks into high gear when Axe begins wildly humping upward to fuck that tight chute. “It feels good! It’s hitting my prostate! Oh fuck!” Axe drills James doggy-style using long, fast, ‘n smooth strokes as birds chirp in the background. Switching up the butt sex, James fucks Axe’s bunghole from behind standing up as Axe pulls his pork. Axe loves having that fat meat stretch his tight manhole with some nice penetration shots from below. Axe dumps a thick load of spooge on the sleeping bag while James squirts a large wet load all over the same sleeping bag and Axe’s foot! HOT!

Axe & Landon:

Axe is back this time with spiky blond hair and goatee relaxing on a hotel bed with Landon (good-looking with short brown hair, toned/smooth body). The dudes admit that they are horny and Axe is soon playing with Landon’s fat clipped prick and sucking his hard nipples. Landon chows down on Axe’s large hard cut pole slobbering up ‘n down the shaft giving expert head. He really knows his way around a stiff cock! Wanting to pleasure his new pal, Axe crams Landon’s chubby down his gullet twisting the stalk and making loud sucking noises. Both guys are totally into the action as well as each other. Landon fucks Axe doggy-style fast ‘n hard and Axe loves it! He jacks his hard tool, moans, groans, and has a big smile on his face. Working the hell out of his purple knob, Axe shoots a large thick load of juice on his fist and on the bed. Hot! Landon continues the butt sex by drilling Axe in the missionary position with Axe’s legs spread nice ‘n wide while Axe pinches Landon’s hard nipples. Ragged and heavy breathing fills the room giving the scene the hot smutty atmosphere it deserves. Landon pulls his pork and shoots a large thick load of jizz on Axe’s stomach. Hot!

Smoke & Alex:

Smoke (cute with short dark hair, toned/smooth body) is in the shower soaping up his dark trimmed pubes, plump nuts, and clipped cock when Alex, a good-looking twenty-four year old former Marine with short dark hair and toned/hairy body, joins him for some nice clean fun. The dudes are soon stroking one another’s dongs and Alex has a fine one indeed: big, fat, ‘n clipped. Smoke is soon on his knees cramming that monster dick down his throat taking as much as he possibly can, jacking the shaft, and nursing that purple helmet. He’s very into sucking the hell out of that chubby weenie. The dudes rinse ‘n towel off making their way to a hotel bed where Smoke continues to dig on that dong. Smoke straddles Alex allowing him to slide his mouth up ‘n down that rigid member and rub his plump nuts. Both dudes dig each other and the action making all sorts of wonderful lusty sounds of pleasure: cries, hiccups, pouts, moans, and groans. Gawd!

The dudes get down into a side sixty-nine with both gorging on hard meat leading to a traditional sixty-nine with Smoke on top. These dudes love hard cock! Alex somehow manages to cram that fat hog up Smoke’s tight hairy bunghole and fucks him fast ‘n hard in the missionary position with some nice close-ups. Smoke loves being plowed and continues to fill the air with his cries of passion. Alex shoots a large thick load on Smoke’s trimmed pubes and balls. Hot! Smoke jerks off as Alex finger fucks him dumping a thick load of spunk on his stomach.

Vince & Scud:

Vince is a good-looking dude with brown hair, goatee, and average/hairy body. He’s hanging out in a hotel room with ska/punk Scud (cute with brown and bleached hair, slender/toned/smooth body). The guys are relaxing in bed watching straight porn (I can hear some gal cry out with glee) as they flirt with each other and rub their own crotches. The dudes soon yank their clothes off with Vince showing off his brown bush, large clipped cock ‘n plump nuts and Scud offering up his full brown pubes and clipped tool. Jay and some other Daddy-type dude (not Doug) chow down on the guys’ hard cocks giving some good head. Vince takes over sliding his mouth up ‘n down Scud’s rigid pork. Scud lovingly reciprocates cramming Vince’s cock down his gullet wildly jacking the shaft. There are some nice close-ups of Scud’s tight shaved pink punk dude-pussy leading a rousing sixty-nine with Scud on top as both enjoy the taste of tube steak. I love Vince’s big ol’ plump nuts!

Now the party really begins! After some hot shots of Vince tonguing Scud’s tight hole, he lubes it up and crams that fat cock all the way in. The noises Scud makes are incredible and I’m surprised security wasn’t called they way he goes on. Don’t worry, though. Scud fucking loves having his snug chute plowed as he literally screams, “Fuck me!” Scud carries on like he’s out of his mind with lust as he continues to scream/cry-out “Fuck me! Fuck me! Fuck me!” Gawd! This dude is on fire demanding as much hard cock up his asshole as possible and Vince is more than happy to oblige! Vince shoots a thick load on Scud’s back and then licks it up. Tasty! Scud pulls his pork shooting a large thick load on his fist and on the bed. Hot and intense!



“Tap That Ass” is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The handheld videography by Doug and Jay is cool providing full coverage of all the action with close-ups of the cock sucking, ass eating, and butt penetration. The movie could definitely use more close-ups of the ass eating. The picture quality is sharp and clean but has some minor pixel problems from time to time.


The sound is clear allowing the viewer to easily hear these randy dudes as they talk, joke around, and get down to business. All the slurping, sucking, moaning, groaning, and screaming (see Scud in scene five) can be heard.


The disc includes an interactive menu, scene selection, and website information. There are no bonus features.

Poindexter’s Roundup:

Whew! “Tap That Ass” is a big ol’ turn on! Horndogs Doug and Jay are back with another hot movie from their Phoenix Arizona based “Amateur Straight Guys”. The dudes are all appealing in their own way and are definitely into each other and the action. My favorites here are Axe, James, Vince, and Alex. As mentioned, the movie could sure use some additional close-ups of the butt munching and I’m lowering my final score due to this. Otherwise, the handheld videography is cool providing full coverage of all the action. I Recommend ”Tap That Ass” for fans of amateur movies featuring straight “gay for pay” dudes who have no qualms about sucking cock and fucking ass for cash.

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