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Cast: Flower Tucci, Lorelei Lee, John Strong, Ricki White, Jerry, Trina Michaels, Luscious Lopez, Candace Von, Cody, Jack Venice, Will Powers, Jon Jon, Maui, Sandra Romain, Justin, Roxy DeVille, Maya Gates, Ben English; others recognized but few were listed on the DVD, in the minimal credits (some of which were flat out wrong)
Length: 191:36 minutes
Date of Production: 5/31/2007
Lorelei Lee and Flower Tucci; a great pair!
Extras: The best extra was the 32:17 minute long Bonus scene starring Flower Tucci, Naomi, and Dasani; each gal known for having a rounded rump. They began with some lesbian antics outside, oiling up to get all sexy looking before moving inside for some action with Mark Ashley and Alec Knight. The men were washing the SUV and the ladies flirted with them until they all went inside to have a pounding good time, each lady savaged in a heated fashion. There was a lot of fluid action thanks in large part to Flower’s “squirting” abilities to piss all over the place; the men rubbing out loads to her mouth for swallowing and swapping. Dasani was mostly oral while Naomi’s specialty was anal and Flower was primarily involved in squirting for those who care but it was a big, messy scene that fans will enjoy. There was also a photogallery for those who care.
Ricki White was also gifted genetically like Flower.
Audio/Video Quality: Flower Tucci.com Volume 1 was presented in the common 1.33:1 ratio full frame offering by Reality Kings using an uncredited director to shoot the scenes. The lighting was decent, the sets were basic, and the resulting visual aspects of the movie were generic but much better than what you’d find on most websites these days when surfing the internet. The composition of the shots was usually optimal to the ladies who were allowed ample opportunity to show off their impressive asses, even if they did not all appear to meet the listed criteria for the show (some gals shied away from anal for example). The grain wasn’t a factor, nor was the video noise though and the bitrate was typically in the mid 4 Mbps range or better so I didn’t see any compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate but there did not appear to be any separation between the channels. The music was not a factor once the credits finished up and the voices, while slightly on the low side and hollow, were not as bad as expected.
You have to love the curves of these ladies!
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Body of Review: Reality Kings is a company that I have associated with Pro-Am efforts of late, though there is growing room for doubt that they are so narrowly focused given some of their star driven titles. The most recent of these has been described as “digital Viagra” by an industry insider with decades of experience, the title in question being Flower Tucci.com Volume 1. As a long time fan of the curvy cutie, I think Flower Tucci is one of the best examples of gals with womanly curves getting the attention she deserves at a time when fans are asking for more than implanted bimbos that look anorexic and weigh in at under 100 pounds soaking wet. Any long time fan of Seymore Butts will know all about this delightful hotty from her fleshy backside to her all natural rack to her promotion of the wet sex trick some call squirting. This flick is special in that it focused on some of Flower’s fantasies and she was in every scene, including the bonus scene, with a number of attractive gals assisting her in ball draining the legion of men serving their needs for the day. If that sounds good to you, here’s a quick look at the scenes by cast (where decipherable) and action, noting that no condoms were worn:
Sandra Romain and Flower Tucci; wow!
Scene One: Flower Tucci, the bountiful babe featured on the upper left hand side of the front cover, was up with fleshy wonder girl Lorelei Lee, the gal with white blond hair on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, in a scene that started off with the two ladies teasing outside in the sun. their pink-flavored outfits were great for showing off their respective curves and their lesbian antics were heated before they were joined by studly John Strong, and a black fellow yard crew member. The foursome began when the men paired off with the ladies; Lorelei wanting some chocolate meat to suck on and Flower blowing John. The oral antics on the pool deck were getting heated but they went inside to get even friskier; trading partners back and forth during the oral, more tease, and some enthusiastic vaginal riding. That was a lot of fun but the anal action was probably better (the women slowed down a bit but were soon picking the rhythm right back up) with Flower doing the first DP. They did taste testing (PTM and ATM) with Flower the dynamo I have always appreciated in the past and Lorelei doing her best to keep up in kind. The scene ended when the men unleashed two loads of population pudding into her ass (in the form of anal creampies) as Lorelei gave up the complete spotlight to her with some kissing to close. Yowza!
Maya Gates, Roxy DeVille, and Flower Tucci by the pool.
Scene Two: Ricki White, the hot brunette with the big ass on the lower left hand corner beside Flower Tucci, was up next on the couch with Jerry, after the gals teased with some fine oral on the couch. They slobbed his knob with messy hummers and double teamed him to make sure he got the best of both worlds; licking his nuts and doing a fair amount of work on him in POV fashion. Ricki jumped on his cock first, her fleshy ass jiggling as she impaled herself on his rod, Flower helping her as the guy fingered her ass to stretch it for later penetration. Flower’s vaginal ride was shorter but both of them were just warming up for the anal that came afterwards. The ATM was plentiful and both gals gave fully before Flower sucked out his load to cumswap it with Ricki. The “near” swallowing was nice and Flower never stopped playing with Ricki until the camera faded out (probably going on a lot longer too). Whoa!
Scene Three: Trina Michaels, Luscious Lopez, Flower Tucci, Candace Von and Cody (the gals seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover), were up next as Flower engaged in her fantasy with 6 guys that included Jack Venice, Will Powers, Jon Jon, Maui, and others who were playing basketball. The gals initially were taunting the men, suggesting if they couldn’t score on the court, they couldn’t score with the ladies but it was clear that no one was leaving there without getting some action. Trina paired off with Jack, Will took on the cute brunette with the purple top, Flower stuck with the classic pair of black cocks so large that even she took a bit to get their properly lubed with her oral antics. The majority of the lengthy scene showed clips of the people doing each other with an emphasis on oral and vaginal screwing but Flower started anal well ahead of the curve too (even applying her waterworks). The mishmash of bodies that piled onto each other was wild. Luscious Lopez was the second most obvious adopter of anal sex, impaling herself on cock in her backdoor like few others could keep up with, and she loved the ATM from the looks of it. Candace was another active rider of note and in all, they seemed to be having a very good time with plenty of energy and passion, not to mention chemistry. The scene finished up with Flower taking their manly spew into her mouth to swallow, the windy day a bit troublesome for the audio but otherwise a highlight. Whew!
Scene Four: Sandra Romain, the phat brunette seen on the upper right hand corner beside Flower Tucci, was up next as the pair felt each other up in the sun by the pool. Their oiled up bodies in the tiniest of bikinis were sweet and they did not waste a minute of time, getting each other off to the expense of the tease but demanding “big black cock” too. They were joined soon enough by a black guy (Justin?) and took him inside to do the deed on a large couch; the ladies peeling off his shorts to gain access to his bulging man muscle. The camera spent a fair amount of time showing off the ladies backsides as they tore him up during the blowjob portion of the scene. As with the other scenes, Flower was very vocal with dirty talk and she continued to eat out Sandra as the guy boinked the Romanian anal queen in her cookie. Flower followed this dynamic too and as Sandra did anal, Flower followed suit; almost as if they were having a game of one upsmanship where everyone was the winner. The pop shot came when her rubbed out a load to Flower’s crotch with Sandra doing oral clean up; licking up the semen and sharing it with Flower to finish. Yum!
Scene Five: Roxy DeVille, Maya Gates, Flower Tucci, Ben English, and John Strong, were up last as the gals warmed up by the pool in the back of the house. I really liked the oiling up and other lesbian antics here since they displayed so much chemistry and energy but the men added more than just cock to the mix since the ladies clearly liked them too. The licking, rubbing, stripping, and fingering that took place was enough to bust a nut on this side of the camera but they continued at one another as if scratching a deep seated itch; emphasis on “seated”. Maya and Flower did anal with Roxy serving up extra oral to make her role secure in the placement here. As with many of her scenes, Flower let loose with the juice and pissed all over the rest of them during the penetrative sex. Facials and mouth pops finished up the work of the men and the gals kissed as Flower gave one last squirting salute for them; the lame credits finishing up an otherwise great tribute to a superstar performer.
Summary: Flower Tucci.com Volume 1 by Reality Kings initially looked like it was going to be a lame release but thanks to the strength of “Flower Power”, it actually rocked! The ladies in the six scenes all had ample samples for asses and the friendly nature of the heated sex was such that the passion combined with the chemistry to give the movie a wider appeal than just fans of Flower. In fact, the amounts of strokability and replay value resulted in tremendous quantities of fuck for the buck that fans of gonzo will find irresistible and the much touted “digital Viagra” comment an insider heaped upon this one was indeed true so I rated it as Highly Recommended. I wish the credits had been more accurate and included all the performers but I could not deny the appeal of the show despite some minor technical flaws so you’ll want to serious consider picking this one up. In short, Flower Tucci.com Volume 1 was yet another feather in the cap of the Reality Kings, a company gaining in popularity for very good reason.
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