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Lord of Asses X

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/27/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Jenna Haze finds herself tasty too!

Lord of Asses X

Tom Byron Pictures/Pleasure Productions

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Tom Byron

Cast: Jenna Haze, Tom Byron, Harmony, Aurora Jolie, Sinnamon Love, Aline, Flower Tucci

Harmony is one of the best kept secrets in porn.

Length: 151:40 minutes

Date of Production: 10/1/2007

Extras: The 13:10 minute Behind the Scenes footage called Behind Da Butts with Craig Daze was also well worth talking about as it had some interviews and more nudity but it was limited in that it skipped Jenna Haze and Harmony’s two scenes. There was also a photogallery, cumshot recap, some trailers, and some spam too with the DVD case covered by a slip cover version of the front cover.

Sinnamon Love and Aurora Jolie by the pool.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Lord of Asses X was presented in a 1.33:1 full frame color offering as shot by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures. Most of the camera work was done by Craig Daze with the bedroom ending up as the generic location where the sex took place. The video maintained a bitrate of mid 5 Mbps most of the time, reducing the obvious compression artifacts to almost none and each scene looked the same given it was just Craig and Tom here (Craig took charge while Tom was busy in front of the camera). The composition of the scenes was consistent too with the limited bedroom sex after the fun tease montages shot around the house & pool. The editing was generally decent, showing more skill than the last time I checked out one of his movies for review. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering at 192 Kbps. There was no noticeable separation between the tracks and the dynamic range was limited but I could hear the ladies and the music was not a factor once the scenes started in earnest.

Aline, just the way I like her.

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Body of Review: Tom Byron has been celebrating his return to directing with numerous solid efforts under his Tom Byron Pictures label of late, the general theme of most of his better works dealing with anal sex. The former Houstonian has been in porn for decades now, growing up in the jizz biz as the industry has changed drastically over the years. Tom has managed to change with the times and now that he is distributed by Pleasure Productions, some predict he will reach new heights in his directing career. His latest title to make it my way was Lord of Asses X (also known as Lord of Asses 10), a series I last saw earlier this year with Lord of Asses 8 that I liked so much. The basic premise is the same as most of Tom’s movies, show lots of tease and even more hardcore boning as the ladies take all that the director can give them. With another star studded line up in store, I had high hopes the movie would be even better than that last effort, the potential off the charts. If you’re still interested, here’s a quick glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Flower Tucci herself, looking as regal as ever!

Scene One: Jenna Haze, the all natural cutie seen featured on the right hand side of the front cover, was up first in the bedroom with Tom Byron after the usual tease montage showcasing her attributes. I prefer the curvier gals of the movie but Jenna has long had that youth angle going for her, knowing how to work it to full advantage before she started giving him a splendid POV handjob. That led to a blowjob worthy of her status, her dirty talk and passionate manner of slobbing the knob always appreciated by this reviewer. Her ball sucking and playfulness led to him reciprocating with a tongue in her sweet ass; Jenna pouring on the performance dynamic to add some spark to the proceeding as she bent over the bed. They then rode vaginally with PTM; Jenna moderately active as the cock pounded her cookie, soon swapping out for some anal that proved to be even easier for her talents. While she wasn’t the most active gal to take a cock in her ass, she did know how to let loose with a stream of dirty talk throughout her scene; Tom rubbing out a wad of population pudding to her mouth and face as she provided some post coital sucking.

Scene Two: Harmony, the busty babe in the white bikini on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she followed the formula nicely for Tom Byron with some backyard tease in her checkered bikini. Harmony has long struck me as a gal able to get freaky and do it all as she reflected back the energy directed her way (meaning if she has a good partner, she pushes the limits and gives it all back in spades). The interview was minimal since they have worked together in the recent past, skipping the POV portion of the scene for Tom to go down on her pussy and ass. She blew him in return and provided a titty fuck (as well as some salad tossing), nearly causing him to pop before they engaged in him hammering her in the cookie during the doggy. That led to a far slower missionary anal with a few more positions before she turned on the heat during the cowgirl variations. The sweaty pair continued to show some chemistry and enthusiasm when she knelt before him to jerk off a wad all over her face and provide post coital sucking. Yum!

Scene Three: Aurora Jolie and Sinnamon Love, the black gals showcased on the middle of the left hand side of the cover, were then up to double team the legend known as Tom Byron. Aurora’s claim to distinction has been her unwillingness to do vaginal sex so I knew she’d be taking it up the ass again, booth gals showing a propensity for the oral as well as anal this time (with some minimal lesbian action). The POV looked a bit more washed out this time but the ladies were doing a fine job of going at his rod with their lips wrapped around it. That led to him poking them both in a combination of vaginal and anal sex (Aurora sticking to her limits) with Sinnamon going the extra mile as she performed orally while Aurora was taking the cock. The over acting by the gals weakened the scene for me though the dirty talk was okay by me. They blew him to completion and Sinnamon was the lead of the two in terms of quality pairings.

Scene Four: Aline, a hot anal queen as seen on the lower left hand corner pulling her panties down, was then the choice of director Tom Byron as she coyly teased him in the bedroom. Her tasty ass was no stranger to Tom and she was familiar with his as well, the POV hummer showing more of a playful tease element to it than the others in the movie. The seductive nature of the oral became a bit faster as she increased the tempo, Aline an expert cocksucker from the looks of it but she wanted more and was soon tossing his salad again. He reciprocated on the highly flexible gal until it was time to bone like crazy. I was almost surprised they went to doing vaginal sex first given her heated discussion about taking it in the ass but she proved to be a sport in this sense, the anal coming easier as she provided the longest anal gape hang time of the cast. It was an active ride to an extent and he dropped his load all over her crotch; semen flying everywhere from her pussy to her ass and points further.

Scene Five: Flower Tucci, the hottest fuck of all the cast, ended the movie with Tom Byron, her wonderfully ripe ass seen hanging out on the middle of the bottom of the cover. So powerful was the appeal of her juicy ass that Tom was sniffing it when she was still wearing blue jeans, struggling to get her ass cheeks free to eat her perfect pucker out. This led to some face sitting where she gyrated over his head and even sucked him off; licking his ass a little (though not as much as Aline did). The vaginal ride was decent as she diddled herself, moving to do more oral as she engaged in PTM and salad tossing again, then a more aggressive ride in her tight cookie. She fingered her ass to prepare for the impending anal assault; Tom pounding her ass when it came time with Flower letting loose her juice as she likes to do. The rest of the scene showed them doing more anal and squirting, the camera getting wet as she embraced her love of cock to the fullest. He busted a nut on her ass and she blew him to clean him off to close. Whew!

Summary: Lord of Asses X by director Tom Byron for Tom Byron Pictures managed to take some generic situations and liven them up by virtue of the cast of ladies he employed to the point where I felt a rating of Recommended was in order. Flower, Harmony, and Aline were the best of the batch but all the scenes had something to like even if the technical values were on the low end a bit more than I feel comfortable watching on my big screen television. Still, if you enjoy straightforward gonzo sex with an emphasis on ass tease and anal, you could do a lot worse than this one. In short, Lord of Asses 10 was a step up from Lord of Asses 8 and fans will surely find a lot of fuck for the buck to appreciate.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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