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No Cum Dodging Allowed #8: Special Edition

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/28/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Bobbi Starr was happy about what was going to happen.

No Cum Dodging Allowed 8: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Gianna was the best of the cast.

Cast: Bobbi Starr, Erik Everhard, Sascha, Mr. Pete, Gianna Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Laila Mason, Mike John, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Hooks, Mark Zane, Mike Hash, Rebeca Linares, Lela Star, Mario Rossi, Manuel Ferrara, Dick Nasty, Alias, Lee Bangs, Suave

Length: 228:21 minutes

Date of Production: 10/19/2007

Newcomer Laila Mason will appeal to some folks.

Extras: The best extra was the 50:03 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It consisted of photoshoot material, some goofing around by the cast, and additional nudity/sex. Thankfully for fans, the emphasis was on additional sex so you’ll be getting some extra mileage out of this double disc set (keep watching until the end where Mike gets a little nookie all to himself on a motel room bed with Laila Mason). There was also a pop shot recap, a nice slipcover, a partial cast list (for the ladies only), a photogallery, and trailers to six of Mike’s other titles, including Peep Show, POV Pervert 9, Semen Sippers 6, Racial Tension 2, Elastic Assholes 5, Sperm Overload, and POV Pervert 8.

Rebeca Linares can use my pool table anytime.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: No Cum Dodging Allowed 8 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as originally shot by director Mike John for distribution by Jules Jordan Video. The lighting was presented in a very pleasing manner that lit up the action in the scenes very well, limiting the grain and video noise a lot, and I appreciate that the anamorphic processing was employed. There were a few scenes where things weren't quite as good but that was almost certainly due to the skill level of the talent given Mike's manner of coaxing out fine performances from almost everyone but the same could be said of the lighting that wasn't always perfect either. So, in the scenes where the lighting was flat and stronger; the picture was good and the minor tint or other issues were decidedly not worth worrying about. The grain and video noise were both lots better than usual; marking a positive visual improvement by Mike (perhaps in part thanks to the assistance of Tim Von Swine) that was complimented by the compositional work he offered up that repeatedly enhanced the look of the cast. There were no noticed compression artifacts (the bitrate hovered around mid 5 Mbps but it still looked really good in most cases) and while the picture wasn't the best gonzo I've seen from the director, it was close (and the technical matters never hampered the heat in the slightest; always adding to the scenes in fact). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English offering in 192 Kbps bitrate that had some separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do more here too but I'm not greedy with improvements). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Mike could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theatres in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

Lela Star showing her assets.

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Body of Review: Mike John is often credited with making great strides in POV gonzo production given his finely crafted efforts over the years (now distributed by Jules Jordan Video) and while I and not completely convinced he really changed how such titles were shot or added all that much to them, I recognize that his movies are often among the best in their class for a variety of reasons. His latest title to make it my way was No Cum Dodging Allowed 8: Special Edition, the sequel to No Cum Dodging Allowed #7 that came out about a year ago and was another in the series that made me sit up and take notice. Mike’s selection of ladies, his willingness to fully explore what they will do on camera, and the overall pacing have almost always shown a lot of dedication that makes his movies something special; the same could be said for his peers at the company such as Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan in particular. That the ladies were going to swallow lots of semen was a given here but they were not limited to that either, each engaging in a variety of hardcore sex acts with the uncredited (by scene at least) males. Five ladies in four hours sounds like a lot of footage but it flew by as I watched the double disc set the other day, remembering how much the ladies looked into the action. With that said, here’s a quick glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and any misunderstandings about male performers can be addressed by Mike as far as I’m concerned:

Scene One: Bobbi Starr, the cute gal featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up first on the couch as she took on the massive might of studly Erik Everhard, Sascha, Mr. Pete, and then four black males as part of round two (the blowbang). The opening tease showed she had left a lot of pubic hair down there but she continued to masturbate as she talked to the director. She then dropped to her knees in front of the couch before deepthroating Erik, Sascha, and Pete; the men taking turns boning her mouth and allowing her to jerk them off. The sloppy head led to the men sharing her other holes too, her mouth always in play but her pussy getting hammered as well by the men as they spanked her. The active bouncing she did enhanced the moment and the frantic nature of the sparks flying really elevating the mood as she displayed her need for seed. They took her anally too and while the amount of DP footage was limited (most of it making her airtight thanks to her oral activities), she tried her best to keep active even as her limits were pushed aside like they didn’t exist. She did taste testing showed a lengthy gape hang time that many of you will adore. The first part of the scene ended with the men rubbing out their loads of spew for her to swallow whole, Mike telling her he had some more for her if she wanted; resulting in the four black guys getting even sloppier head from her in the blowbang. She swallowed their population pudding and wiped her mouth with a knowing smile that she not only survived but also excelled at the task at hand.

Scene Two: Gianna Michaels, the busty babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, has long held a special place in my libido as a playful vixen that is almost always a great performer. She pranced through the house with her top down to give a great view of her wonderful chest and her fleshy ass looked ripe for plucking too as she settled in to work with Mr. Marcus, (and then a second round with Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Surewood, and four others in a mixed race blowbang). Her blue jean shorts and tight red top gave her just enough slutty appeal to remind me of her wonderfully appealing porn resume; the tease better than any of the other gals as far as I was concerned; the danger level increased for Mike due to the stairway being so steep. The “whack material” she provided during the tease and solo portion of the scene was really good, but it was the way she light up at seeing who she’d be boning that day, Marcus, that really took the scene to new heights. Her milky white body next to his ebony rod, especially when her lips wrapped around his dick so tightly, enhanced the mood of the scene too and anyone suggesting her blowjob skills were less than great needs his head examined. He felt her up as she went down on him and led to a short but sweet titty fuck; further leading to a very active vaginal ride by the gal. She impaled herself on his cock in a number of positions, my favorite being either doggy or when she was on top; her breasts flailing about as she worked his cock in as deep as it would go. She did taste testing well enough too but the chemistry between them was a nice compliment to the passion driving her that she became the highlight act of the movie. She screamed in the throws of ecstasy and he choked her at her insistence to give her an extra thrill; her playful side coming back out immediately afterwards. They kissed and he rubbed out his load for her to swallow, Gianna moving on to the next batch of characters right after that. The five man, interracial blowbang was hilarious in how they were climbing down the railing to get first dibs on her lovely mouth, Gianna howling with approval at their efforts. She did some titty fucking and handjobs to enhance the action but this was strictly a blowbang other than that with her doing a splendid job of draining their balls dry to swallow the remains. Yum!

Scene Three: Laila Mason, the girl next door redhead seen on the upper middle of the front cover was up next with director Mike John himself before a separate section with her taking on Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Hooks, Mark Zane, and Mike Hash (the men were courteous enough to introduce themselves) in a blowbang. Mike met her at the hotel and her cleanly shaven snatch was looking a bit raw but Mike knew he wanted it after seeing it for the first time online. She gave him some tease before she dropped to her knees, the gal proving eager to please. She sucked him off with a lot of hand action before they boned in this POV styled scene. The vaginal penetration was extremely passive on her part, letting him do all the work and looking tame compared to Gianna’s over the top performance. Still, she swallowed and Mike was happy with the action, the blowbang showing her encounter with the six men wanting to see her swallow even more semen. To be fair, she is relatively new to porn so her inability to handle that much meat with any degree of consistency is expected; her lack of pacing, ability to jerk two off while inhaling a cock, and otherwise seeming mechanical is something that experience should assist her with. It was definitely the weakest scene of the movie by far but fans of newcomers might appreciate her trying her best to make everyone happy.

Scene Four: Rebeca Linares, the sweet Latina bending over on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, then came in as the opening scene for the second disc with Erik Everhard, Brian Surewood, and Mr. Pete, before engaging with Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and four black guys (had the camera tilted up for a few seconds, I could have picked most of them out fairly easily). Her initial tease on the pool table was pretty solid (she was no Gianna but it was still a lot of fun) but it was the way she so deftly handled all the cocks in her mouth (Erik, Brian, and Pete’s initially) and hands that showed how good she was for such an innocent looking cutie. In fact, her biggest appeal is likely related to how innocent she looks while doing so much in her scenes, a dynamic she continued to provide here. She sucked them off and beat their meat to a rapid fire tempo; the guys passing her around easily to take turns fucking vaginally. She enjoyed it a lot by the looks of it, the men driven to launch loads but holding off to make the most of their opportunity with her. Pete led both penetrative assaults here, from her pussy to her ass as she inhaled cock at the other end too; initially taking him slowly but speeding up in time as well. In moments, she was airtight as well with a cock in each hole and the gal bouncing on their rods like there’d be no tomorrow. She did ATM and PTM with ease, the rest of the scene devoted to seeing how long she could keep up with the men before swallowing their guy goo. That was when she switched gears to take on the five men in the blowbang; continuing the same dynamic as she aggressively separated the men from their seed and swallowed it with the help of her mouth and hands.

Scene Five: Lela Star, the lean brunette showcased on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she did Mario Rossi, Manuel Ferrara, Dick Nasty, Mark Zane, and others before ending up with a prolonged sloppy seconds scene starring muscular Erik Everhard. Mixing things up, she walked down the hallway to find Mario waiting for her in a closet, the gal power sucking him to a frothy climax that she swallowed before continuing to the more standardized type of action the show was built upon. The living room where she ended up with Manuel was a bit dated in terms of style but they only had eyes for each other as he pawed her and used his oral skills to make her want more. He ate her ass, pussy, titties, and had her riding in no time; Lela enjoying the taste of her own juices more than a little as he spanked her ass cheeks during the resulting blowjob. The wonderful hummer aside, she was all wet by the time he was inside her again, the gal bouncing on his meat heartily as she went balls deep. When she took a break from the riding, he diddled her to a very wet climax, not the fake “squirting” we all see advertised by marketers everywhere but the kind of wetness that realistically exists without urinating all over the place. There was more oral and screwing too, Lela sitting on his face at one point to give him an extra thrill, but Manuel couldn’t keep going without polishing off a load for her to swallow; Lela doing so before the blowbang. She blew Mark, Dick, and the other white dude to completion, swallowing their semen before moving to the next room for some quality time with Erik on the couch. There wasn’t much time left but she teased his cock and blew him, Erik licking her before banging the heck out of the lady. While most gals would be seriously tapped out and depleted by this point in time, Lela was peaked and pounding herself down on him; the gal appearing to get off yet again as he diddled her a little bit. The sweaty pair ended it as expected (she requested that he “give her that fucking cock”) with a swallowed load; the movie finishing up with the ending credits.

Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed 8 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video showed a tremendous amount of hardcore footage that fans are going to love. Four of the five lengthy scenes were very well done and any complaints I had about them were minimal as the ladies really let loose in them. The strokability, replay value, and amount of fuck for the buck were elevated by the wealth of extras too; more sex always appreciated in a good gonzo double disc set like this so I rated it as Highly Recommended. In short, No Cum Dodging Allowed 8: Special Edition, like last year’s No Cum Dodging Allowed #7 provided the kind of heated sexual experience that fans have come to expect from Mike’s titles so you really can’t go wrong for swallowing combined with hardcore screwing.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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