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Me Luv U Long Time #9

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Alexander » Review Date: 12/2/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Tagline: "These sexy Asian sluts are ready for the nookie!"

Studio: Red Light District

Genre: Asian

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Sierra Lin, Molly Henderson, Evelyn Lin, Lani Aki, Gianna Lynn, Michael Stefano, and John Strong

Running Time: 2:19

Extras: There are three special features on the disc, including a short four and half minute "behind the scenes" bit, a photo gallery (31 stills from the DVD, which, if viewed as a slide show, runs three minutes), and "web access" which simply steers you to the clubredlight.com website. None of these extras is worth visiting more than once. The short behind the scenes feature amounts to the least attractive of the girls, Sierra Lin, smoking, rambling on about nothing really, and occasionally touching her pussy and flashing her ass for the camera. It's neither revealing, funny, nor sexy.

Audio/Visual Quality: Standard full frame color. Slightly annoying was the debris on the camera lens during Gianna's let's-meet-the-girl-we're-about-to-watch-get-pounded segment. Otherwise, the picture looked great on my TH-42PX60U. There is nothing a-typical about the audio; the usual grunts, moans, and pleads to "fuck me harder" are here, as well as a few pre-fucking interviews with the girls.

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Scene 1: Gianna Lynn oozes sexiness despite not having the tightest body. The jet black hair, red corset, goth-style choker, fishnets, nipple ring and huge tattoos on both hips got me hard within seconds of the start of her scene. Sitting on a green couch, she first fucks herself with a dildo, but within a minute, John Strong enters stage left. Most of the lengthy scene involves Gianna getting pounded in the reverse cowgirl and doggy style, interspersed with Strong's cock being devoured by Gianna's mouth. There wasn't a ton of variety to the scene, but Gianna's gorgeous face and the increasing intensity of the fucking (Strong gives her a couple of rough slaps at one point) managed to hold my attention (and erection) throughout.

Scene 2: After four minutes of nervously answering director Jake Malone's questions, the tall, lean, and absolutely gorgeous Evelyn Lin finally takes John Strong's cock in her mouth. She's obviously new at this as she can't seem to figure out where to look when she's got Strong's curved member in her throat. Her nervousness is palpable. But her slow and methodical licking and sucking is hugely erotic and it's actually a nice change of pace from the ravenous Gianna. Next, Strong attacks Evelyn's cunt from behind. It's fairly standard stuff, but the way Evelyn's top lip curls up in pleasure is unbelievably sexy. Surprisingly, she then straddles Strong in a reverse cowgirl, but instead of sliding his cock into her pussy, he eases it into her ass. Much ass pounding ensues in a variety of positions.

Scene 3: This scene is somewhat of a let down after the momentum-building, ultra-hot first two with Gianna and Evelyn. SierraLin has distracting bleached-blonde hair, but fortunately, I forgot how awful her dye job was when she begins slowly fingering her asshole and pussy. Similar to scene one, Strong appears from the left and shoves his cock into Sierra's mouth. And similar to scene one, nearly all of the fucking is done on a couch. Really, aside from the color of the chair Strong pounds Sierra on, the amount of anal she's willing to endure, and the hotness of Gianna, this scene is a near replica of the first (even down to Sierra's choker and fishnets).

Scene 4: Things pick up a little when we see the very cute Lani Aki fingering her pussy through a pair of fishnet panties. The action begins a few minutes later (on yet another couch) when Stefano emerges from off-camera and immediately goes to work on her pussy with his tongue. Within seconds, he rams his cock into her cunt. The fucking is brief, however, as he eats Lani out again and then goes back for another blow job. A variety of positions follow (cowgirl, doggy, reverse cowgirl) and then the two wrap it up with a quick blowjob. Ultimately, this scene wasn't that different from the previous three (another couch! reverse cowgirl! awkward pre-fucking interview!), but Lani is super cute and has a body you won't mind seeing getting pounded by a stiff cock.

Scene 5: In stark contrast to the soft and cute Lani is Molly Henderson, who looks like she subsists on nothing but cock and fucking (usually in the ass, if her very puckered hole is any indication). How do we know she's a very bad girl? The first thing Strong does when he appears is give Molly two swift claps on the cheek and jam his fingers in her mouth. She then gives Strong an awesome blow job, deep throating him repeatedly and jerking him off, sucking his balls, and eventually rimming him (which isn't the most erotic thing in the world, but it is super hot watching how much Molly likes to get dirty). Some very hot doggy, reverse cowgirl anal, and cowgirl follow. The scene culminates with Strong shooting his load into Molly's mouth, then Molly licking the stray drops of cum off of the hardwoord floors. A bad girl, indeed.

Final Thoughts: Four solid scenes out of five is enough to warrant at least a recommended rating in my book.  Four of the girls are an Asian fetishists dream (highlighted by scene two's gorgeous Evelyn Lin) and the sex is hot and varied enough to keep you coming back for more.  Yes, the pre-fucking interviews are annoying and the PQ leaves a little to be desired, but if you can overlook these very minor flaws, you'll undoubtedly enjoy Me Luv U Long Time #9.    

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