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Not The Bradys XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 12/4/07



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Hillary Posing and Perky!

Studio: Hustler/X Play                                              

Producer: Scott David/Jeff Mullen                            

Director: Will Ryder                    

Camera: Will Ryder

Original Music: Jeff Mullen

BTS: Will Ryder, Gary Garver, Richard Black

Distributor: LFP Video

Length: 2 hrs. 16 mins.

Release Date: 9/19/2007

Production Year:  12/05-06/2006

Category:  Feature

Genre:  Spoofs, Straight, 2008 AVN Award Nominees, Comedy

Loaded With Extras

Synopsis: Facing financial woes, Mike & Carol put the family on a budget. The kids take odd jobs to help save their house from bank foreclosure but when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a "figure" model, wild fun & sexual mayhem ensue when she discovers she's about to star in a porn movie!

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection,  Behind the Scenes, Hillary Scott Interview ,Aurora Snow Interview, Director/Producer Interview, Making of the Soundtrack, Trailers, Slide Show.

Cast:  Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Benjamin Bratt, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Kurt Lockwood, Leah Luv, Lynn Lemay, Mike Butders, Mike Horner, Paulina James, Ron Jeremy, Tee Reel, Veronique Vega, Will Ryder

Non- Sex Roles:  Ron Jeremy,  Lu Bricate' , Lynn LeMay

Audio/ Video:Not the Brady’s XXX was   presented in the 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English and the soundtrack. Overall, the video quality and  the  sound was good.  . The lighting in each  scene  good with no distortion and  the  bright  colors came through  very nicely especially since they were  going for the  retro look and   feel.

Brady's Home

Girls Room

Overview:    As  I watched  Not the Brady’s XXX it  slightly reminded me  of  an  episode  of the  Brady Bunch  which  aired  in January 1972 called  Dough-Re-Mi  where the  kids helped with the  money problems  but with a twist.  Several mainstream shows have  become parodies in  recent years  including  one of my  first reviews Get  Luckier  a  spoof of  the   cult  classic  Get Smart.  Not the Brady’s XXX has the look and feel of the sitcom even down to the theme song with a slightly different upbeat tempo. The story begins with Mr. Brady (Mike Horner) warning Mrs. Brady (Alana Evans) that his business is not going well and they're in financial trouble and may need to cut back on things. The Brady girls overhear the conversation and tell their parents they want to pitch in and help make some extra money. Mr. Brady tells his girls everything is going to be fine and not to worry and  focus  on school which Carol  tells  them. The girls have the  boys  gather together in their  room to figure out what they  can do to help out. Greg and Marcia agree that since they're the oldest, they should be the ones to get jobs, but "not to tell Mom and Dad." and the story unfolds from there.

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Extras: When it  comes to  extras “ Not The Brady’s is  fully loaded wit  them. The DVD  contains individual interviews with cast members Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, and Aurora Snow, as well as interviews with the both  the  director and producer. Aside from that you have   two  BTS scene which are  fun to  watch also you have a  quick  cameo  of the  beautiful Sunny  Lane in the BTS. You have trailers from   Britney Rears 1,Britney Rears 2  , Britney Rears 3 and Britney Rears 4,  plus a  slide  show to watch as  well.

 

Scene 1: Jasmine & Mikey Butders

Marcia (Hillary Scott) having  answered an help wanted ad for “Chatsworth Models”  shows up at the shoot   run  by  Lu Bricate.  After  having  second thoughts and  taking some  pics  for  Lu,  Marcia  runs into her  best  friend  Katie (Jasmine Byrne) who  already has  been  busy  working  in  porn and  tells  Marcia  that there is  a lot of money  to  be  made  in it. Marcia leaves and Bobby (Mikey Butders) shows up for the same job , and winds up shooting a scene with Jasmine. Katie  makes the  first  move  by  kissing  Bobby and  has to slow  down  because  the  director wants to  catch it all on  film. Once  they  do Bobby is  all hands  as he  fondles and  gropes Jasmine before  he  gets her  clothing off. They  go at it  going  down on the other  before  the actual  vaginal  penetration  in several  different  position  before  Bobby unloads on her  face.

You  Do  Porn? Um Yeah!

Scene 2: Leah & Kurt Lockwood

 Back in the  garage Cindy and the  others  get   an  idea  to  wash  cars to help with the  money problems.  Cindy  who is the  youngest and the  most innocent one of  all  falls  prey to an dirty   old man  who   tell her  she  can  earn more  money  doing other things. They  get  busy on the  white  sofa in the  garage where  Cindy sucks him off then they  go at it in  missionary, reverse cowgirl,  doggie  to  cowgirl  before he  unloads on her  face.

Jan getting her  groove on with Tee Reel

 

Scene 3: Aurora & Tee Reel

Next  up  you have  Jan  getting her  funky groove  on  outside in the yard with her  new boyfriend  Tee Reel  hoping not to get  caught by  Mike and Carol who think she is  upstairs  studying though Alice  knows  otherwise. Tee Reel goes to  work  right  away on Jan  as  she  take off her  top giving him  something to play  with. Jan  then sucks him  off  for a  bit and  they  switch over so he  can  go  down on her. They  go  from  missionary  to  spoon, RCG to CG and over to  doggie with  Jan  getting  a  facial.

Alice Knows What the  Kiddies  are Doing

Scene  4: Veronique & Paulina & James Deen

While Jan is busy in the yard Peter is doing the same in his room with the ladies. Paulina joins them in the boys bedroom and shows off her  panties to them. Once the  jeans  come off  she asks Peter  if  he  wants to  play  a game and   they  take it  from there. The  ladies  share a few kisses  before  they  take  turns  sucking  Peter  off.  Peter  takes  turns  screwing  the  girls in  several positions while  the ladies taste and  tease the other as well. The  ladies  end  up  getting a  double  facial at the  end.

Peter getting some action

 

Scene 5: Alana & Mike Horner

With Alice  going  bowling with  Sam , Mike and  Carol have the  entire house to  themselves something which  all parents love and  take  full advantage of in more  ways  than  one.  Mike and  Carol  get  busy  in the living room. They share mutual oral and screw in missionary, doggie and a few  other  positions  before  Mike unloads on her  face.

Greg &  Marcia

Scene  6: Hillary & Benjamin Brat

In this  final  scene we have  Greg and  Marcia in the  kitchen discussing the  Polaroid  that  Greg  found of his sister showing off her  boobs. Bobby joins them tossing around a football and aims it  at  Marcia hitting her on the  nose (  sound  familiar??) Marcia then  convinces Greg to shoot their own porn to  raise  money  for the  mortgage and  make  their way to the girl’s  bedroom. Greg  sets up the  camera and  they  both  get  busy. Marcia and Greg both  go  down on the  other and screw in  several  different position including doggie and  deep throats Greg’s  cock  before  he  unloads on her  face.

What  A Nightmare!

 

Final Thoughts: Jeff Mullen  with  his  cast of   zany actors and his  crew  together  brought to the  screen what  we   all wanted to see since the  Brady Bunch  came out back in the  70’s. Everyone at  one point or another  wanted to   see them get it on in one  way or  another.  I remember  a  time when I was  always  hoping  Sam and  Alice  would  get  married going off on their  own  way with a  spin-off. Not the Brady’s  has  a lot of  offer  with all the  extras and  the two BTS segments which  totaled in  length at  about an hour .  I  enjoyed watching the “ Making of the Soundtrack and  the  great time they had  working on it with out it sounding too much  like the original  score.  I wasn’t impressed with  Hillary Scott playing  Marcia but  enjoyed  Aurora (Jan) and  Leah (Cindy) performance  so  much more. Then again I was  never too big of a  fan  of Hillary’s yet in Not The Brady’s  even  though  it  wasn’t her  best performance a lot of it had to  do with her  having the  flu. The men were  alright, there wasn’t too much to be  said  about the  sex being that  it was  cookie  cutter  in just  about every  scene but  better  than  another  movie that  I  recently  reviewed . I was  disappointed that  the two icons of porn Ron  Jeremy and  Lynn Le May didn’t have a  more  active  role  sex wise.  The  retro look helped  out  a lot  when it  came to  making my  decision as  it  touch  just  on several   moments of  the   original Brady Bunch  down to the  football hitting Marcia on her  nose.  If you are  a  fan of the  Brady’s  then  Not the  Brady’s XXX is  one that you would want to pick up . I wonder how long  before  someone gets the  idea  to make a  sequel or  even make a porn version of the  Partridge Family  or even  The Addams  Family .

 

Have  a Wicked Week and an Even Wetter Weekend  Ravyn

Uncle Lou

 



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