Cast: Jordan Capri, Heather Lightspeed, Ronni Tuscadero, Taylor Little, Ashley Lightspeed, Gigi Lightspeed, Faith Lightspeed, Terry Lightspeed, Dana Lightspeed, Courtney Lightspeed, Erica Lightspeed, Raimi Wilder
Length: 95:04 minutes
Taylor Little liked working in the kitchen (in scene two).
Date of Production: 6/12/2003 to 9/17/2007
Extras: The extras were surprisingly robust with three additional scenes, a photogallery, and some trailers as well as a true double sided DVD cover. The first scene had Jordan in her “Princess” shirt teasing away like crazy for 8:10 minutes (and telling the world what a lousy driver she is having crashed her car). The second scene had Jordan Capri reading emails as she stripped for 6:58 minutes. The third scene lasted 7:51 minutes and had Jordan Capri making out with Taylor Little, a sexy little babe, in bed.
Ashley Lightspeed cramming for a test in scene three.
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Audio/Video Quality: Lightspeed Sorority 1 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by internet company Lightspeed Media for distribution by Shane’s World. I hate the fact that the use uncredited directors since some of the scenes looked exceptionally good, far better than I anticipated in fact, and others had the shaky “Look what I got for Christmas” camerawork (those of you sitting through home movies a week after the holiday will understand what I mean). In any case, the lighting ranged from good to fair, reducing most of the grain and video noise to a minimum, though the resolution was on the light side; perhaps due to the bitrate falling well below 2 Mbps so frequently. The composition of the shots and abundance of close up shots were a nuisance too but it did have the benefit of making most of the scenes look truly amateurish (personally, I’d rather the ladies be amateurs and the technical masterminds be professionals but that’s my preference). Still, I can’t bag on the technical people here too much because the nature of the production(s) was such that it/they would be wasted on one of the newer high definition formats and the scenes were made for the internet in the first place. Also, to give you an idea of the quality, the footage was always better lit than what you’ll see from my pals at Bang Brothers (who make some very solid titles). The audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English at the usual 192 Kbps. This was one of the weaker points of the production side of things since the vocals seemed to play second fiddle to the generic music and most of the talking sounded hollow with the exception of a couple well done scenes. It’s an area needing improvement but aside from no separation in the channels and a limited dynamic range, it wasn’t the worse such production I’ve heard in the last ten years.
Ronnie Tuscadero wondering where she left her car keys in scene four.
Body of Review: Shane’s World has long been a favorite company of mine for the kind of fun productions they make, often using “civilians” intermixed with porn professionals, going on road trips, setting up parties, or other sexual situations that are not formulaic cookie cutter events. Not knowing exactly what to expect from any of their works, there is a heightened sense of anticipation you simply don’t get from generic or mass produced porn. Well, in the last year, the company has embarked on a bold new strategy to distribute the works of smaller companies; giving them the kind of freedom and exposure that might allow them to find a new audience; one that fits well with the long term plans of Shane’s World itself. One such company is the popular internet company called Lightspeed Media with their first release being Lightspeed Sorority 1. The movie is made up of seventeen scenes (three in the bonus section) where gals like Jordan Capri can either tease, masturbate, or have limited lesbian sex together with other attractive ladies that are youthful and appear to be coeds. If you’re burnt out on the same old “poke & tickle” you find at most companies these days, you might find this to be especially appealing, internet fans of the cast finally seeing the ladies on disc without the problems of downloading such footage. If that sounds interesting to you, here’s a quick look at the scenes using mostly pictures, noting that no condoms or population pudding flowed this time:
Heather Lightspeed was fine in scene five.
Scene One: Jordan Delicious: Jordan Capri did a little striptease dance in the living room.
Jordan Capri in scene six showing her ASSets.
Scene Two: Taylor Kitchen Sink: Taylor Little masturbated using the kitchen sink (she has a wonderful career ahead of her as a plumber!).
Jordan Capri and Taylor Little in scene seven.
Scene Three: Ashley’s Bedroom: Ashley Lightspeed masturbated in a dark bedroom.
Erica, Dana, and Ashley Lightspeed in bed (scene eight).
Scene Four: Ronni Toy Show: Ronnie Tuscadero masturbated in bed with a vibrator.
Jordan Capri and Ronni Tuscadero hanging out in scene nine.
Scene Five: Heather Home Alone: Heather Lightspeed masturbated in bed.
Heather, Faith, Terry, Gigi, and Courtney Lightspeed about to have fun in scene ten.
Scene Six: Jordan Day Dream: Jordan Capri was up again as she bounced around in bed.
Jordan Capri about to jump back into the pool in scene eleven.
Scene Seven: Private Lessons: Jordan Capri and Taylor Little spent a very little time together in bed as Taylor masturbated and Jordan licked her nipple.
Heather, Faith, Terry, Gigi, and Courtney Lightspeed dancing in scene twelve.
Scene Eight: 3-Way Masturbation: Erica Lightspeed, Dana Lightspeed, and Ashley Lightspeed (no relation to each other), masturbated in bed.
Raimi Wilder and Taylor Little in scene thirteen.
Scene Nine: Jordan & Ronni Schoolgirls: Jordan Capri and Ronni Tuscadero wore cute schoolgirl outfits as they made out on a love seat in a montage of footage.
Jordan Capri, the "Queen of Cute", closed it up with scene fourteen.
Scene Ten: Lightspeed Daisy Chain: A whole bunch of the Lightspeed gals had a lesbian daisy chain, including Heather, Faith, Terry, Gigi, and Courtney Lightspeed.
Scene Eleven: Jordan’s Dress: Jordan Capri teased it up again in her fine white dress around the house (distracting from the moment thanks to the cameraman talking to her); dumping it after jumping into the pool.
Scene Twelve: Dance Party: The Lightspeed Sorority gals from before, Heather, Faith, Terry, Gigi, and Courtney, were up next dancing around in naughty fashion.
Scene Thirteen: Raimi & Taylor Locker Room: Raimi Wilder and Taylor Little played in the locker room.
Scene Fourteen: Jordan Baby Oil: Jordan Capri finished things up with a little baby oil tease footage.
Summary: Lightspeed Sorority 1 as distributed by Shane’s World might not be a replacement for the scores of hardcore titles I regularly watch but I couldn’t deny the appeal of the young ladies having less explicit sex as a nice change of pace for my viewing habits. The technical matters were better in some ways than internet mogul porn sites and the ladies often looked very sexy (with Jordan Capri in the lead of course), the amount of fuck for the buck strokability and replay value easily enough to merit a rating of Recommended. In short, Lightspeed Sorority 1 was what I hope becomes a regular series showing “best of” scenes from the internet website run by the company and I have to give Shane’s World the nod for having the foresight for distributing them of late.
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