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Wasted Youth 5

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by Chris Knight » Review Date: 12/6/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Mark Wood
CAST: Nikki Kane, Hannah West, Alexa Jordan, Claudia Downs, Rebecca Lane, Jean-Claude Bstiste, Mark Wood, Michael Stefano

The Main Event
There's no storyline in place, but apparently each of the girls in this video is the quintessential bad girl, be it a young whore, a bitch high-schooler or whatever other silly scenario they can come up with. While I see the appeal of the "young girl" genre of porn, it doesn't do much for the structure of a film. I mean, do we really want old chick porn? So we'll have to just press on with these four young ladies, their poor decision making and their hot bodies.

A jaded-looking blonde with a cute perky set and a toned body, Nikki is your traditional porno chick, but she can't turn a trick to save her life, which pisses off her pimp, who takes his frustration out on her with his cock. A spot of cocksucking leads to a vigorous ride, revealing an incredibly annoying squeak in her moan and some brutal O-faces. Her heavily-shaved snatch takes a pounding from Mark's massive hog, but the reverse ride gets old quick and goes on too long. A switch to doggie-style continues the assault on her tender flower, before they move on to spoons, and then back to riding. The sex is certainly energetic, but also repetitive and nothing special, much like Nikki.

[Nikki Kane, Mark Wood | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Rimming, Masturbation | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

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Hannah is much more adorable, with her juicy butt, cute face and pigtails, even if she's got the chest of a grade-school boy. When you give such an impressive blowjob though, that doesn't really matter. Supposedly, she's a high-school student tricking her guidance counselor into a sexy romp, but that just serves to create some awful dialogue that just delays the hot fuck session. After an awesome BJ, they get down to the business of filling her hairless slot. Hannah's pretty versatile for such a young girl, as her ass is ready and willing for a lengthy pounding, before a lazy missionary screws ends with her face glazed in jizz. The anal focus is a nice touch, but otherwise, it's pretty repetitive.

[Hannah West, Michael Stefano | Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Anal), A2M, Anal | Reverse Cowgirl, Side Entry, Cowgirl, Standing, Missionary | Condoms: No | ]

A discussion on editing and camera angles kicks this scene off, as Alexa bitches about the quality of a previous release in the series. But Mark just wants her to shut up, so he stuffs her face with his meat. The dark-haired goth slut knows her way around cock and balls, and has a sexy attitude about her, but her face reminds me of Cher, and that's not helping. An energetic cowgirl fuck does though, along with an unusual oral technique that I'd like to try out myself.

[Alexa Jordan, Mark Wood | Oral (M/F), Masturbation, Vaginal, Rimming | Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

After a girl that looked like Cher, we get the porn version of Pink, a busty blonde who looks like she could kick your ass. Getting stuffed full of Jean-Claude's dark meat makes her face looked more pained than pleasured, but she's moaning like a champ, and her fat titties sway nicely. She looks more comfortable gobbling that thick stick, though her movements are a bit mechanical. It's almost not fair as he fucks her mouth and makes her gag, but she's not really complaining. That said, she's not really enjoying it either, especially when he breaks into her backdoor. The scene lacks any real heat, as if they are being cautious to not break her gentle genitalia, until he blows a load on her face. It's a disappointing presentation.

[Claudia Downs, Jean-Claude Batiste | Vaginal, Oral (F/M), Anal | Missionary, Cowgirl, Standing, Crabwalk | Condoms: No | ]

When Rebecca walks down the stairs with the grace of a newborn fawn, I thought we might be in trouble. When she puts on some music and starts stripping for no one, like she's in a Whitesnake video, it confirmed it: there's some bad acting ahead. When Mark catches her in her whore get-up, it becomes the poor set-up for some sexy talk, as he checks out the cellulite on her ass. She seems to be into the hard fucking she's getting, and gives healthy head, but something about the way she looks when blowing dick and the shape of her tits says that she doesn't belong in a video with the word youth in the title. She's also too vocal, moaning like she's being constantly tazered. Her reverse ride, with her bouncing breasts and swirling red hair, is the best feature of her scene, especially if you hit the mute button.

[Rebecca Lane, Mark Wood | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, Rimming | Cowgirl, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggie | Condoms: No | ]


The full-frame video looks great, with bright, clean colors and a relatively detailed images. The camera work is good, keeping all the action clearly in view, though never getting too creative, maintaining a behind the ass point of view pretty much the entire time. There's nothing to complain about when it comes to the Dolby Digital 2.0 audio track, as every moan, groan, suck and smack is captured cleanly, especially during the gag-inducing cocksucking.


The only extra on this disc, of any real substance, is a 24-minute behind-the-scenes featurette, which spends a little time chatting with each girl. If you want to know more about them, this is as good a way as any. The extras wrap up with the standard cumshot recap, auto photo gallery and web site link.

You also get a second DVD, which in this case is "Smothered N' Covered." There's no listing of what the bonus disc is on the case so it might be at random, but if you get this one, it's not bad. The five-scene disc received a rating of Recommended on XCritic (see the review here) and is worth checking out, if only for the scene between Alexis Silver and Trinity Post.

Concluding Words

Without much of a theme, and a roster of girls without anyone who really stands out as special, it's hard to find a reason to recommend this DVD, even with the bonus disc. Just one stand-out would have been appreciated on this overwhelmingly average DVD. There are too many more enjoyable discs out there to spend time with this one.

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