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Not The Bradys XXX


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by The Immoral Majority » Review Date: 12/8/07



XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick


Intro:

Remember the days before VHS tapes moved porno from a theater in on the wrong side of the tracks into peopleís living rooms?  Back then, way before Gonzo porno and amateur tapes came to play a significant role in the biz, the movies had plot.  Not much of one, to be sure, but the porn-miesters of the day made an effort to give viewers something to watch between the sex scenes.  That still happens now, but it seems harder to find a good film with all of the cheap stuff that gets released today.


A lot of those films of yesterday, at least the ones that I saw back in the day, were take-offs of popular movies or TV shows, and that trend still continues.  One of the best parody films that Iíve had the pleasure of screening recently is Not the Bradyís XXX.  A spot-on send-up of that old sitcom, the film features some good sex scenes and is down right funny to boot.

The plot from the film could have come straight out of an old episode of the Brady Bunch.  Father Mike is having trouble at his architecture firm, and heís afraid that he wonít be able to make the mortgage payment.  When the kids overhear their parents talking about their fiscal difficulties, they decide to chip in by getting jobs themselves.  Of course, thereís only so much money to be made washing cars, and the girls soon find out that there are faster ways to make money.

Scene One - Jasmine Byrne with Mikey Butders:

When Marcia (Hillary Scott) answers an ad looking for models, sheís surprised to find herself on the set of a porn movie.  Whatís even more surprising is when her friend, Katie (Jasmine Byrne), shows up to shoot a scene.  Not quite sure if she wants to go that far to make money, she leaves just before her brother Mike (Mikey Butders) arrives.  When Katie puts the moves on Mike, heís more than ready to go.  Who cares if a camera is rolling?  The scene is pretty hot, with Jasmine looking very enthusiastic as she starts to kiss Mikey.  They both make out and grope for a bit before loosing the clothes and getting down to some serious fucking.  A nice scene with a good amount of heat.

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Scene Two:  Leah Luv with Kurt Lockwood

The rest of the girls decide to have a car wash to raise some money for the family.  When a tattooed guy comes up to little Cindy (Leah Luv), and tells her that thereís an easier way to make money, sheís eager to go off with him and learn how.  In a storeroom the guy informs her she can make a quick $200 by sucking him off.  That sounds good to Cindy who gets on her knees and starts to work.  Looking adorably cute in her braces and nothing else, the waifish Leah gives one of the best performances of the film.  After the oral sex they go through all the normal positions, missionary, doggie, reverse cowgirl, and he ends up squirting on her face.

Scene Three:   Aurora Snow and Tee Reel

While her parents think sheís upstairs studying with her boyfriend, Jan (Aurora Snow) is really in the back yard doiní the nasty with her boyfriend Tee Reel.  (Wouldnít it have made more sense to do him in the room?)  This scene starts (and ends) more abruptly than the rest, making it feel like it was added at the last minute.  As soon as the camera shows Jan and her BF, she rips off her top showing off her bouncy, though small, tits.  Doing what any red blooded American boy would do, Tee starts sucking on them with vigor.  They quickly proceed to a BJ, with Aurora really working her manís tool, stroking it with both hands with the end firmly planted in her mouth.  He then returns the favor but diving into her shaved muff, and before you know it theyíre fucking up a storm.  It gets pretty hot when Tee pulls Auroraís long blond hair while heís doing her doggy style and she starts telling him that she really wants it on her face.  He complies, though the money shot is a bit lame, with Tee just milking out a few drops.

Scene Four:  Paulina James, Veronique Vega, and James Deen

The hottest scene in the film starts with Peter (James Deen) and his girlfriend (Vega) talking in the top bunk of his bed, when Paulina comes in and shows them the new panties she just got.  The trio gets down on the floor and the women start in on James shaft and are soon mixing it up in some really hot combinations.  The girls lick each other while Peter is fucking them, they take turns riding him, and Veronique even sucks on Peterís shaft while heís doing Paulina standing up.  He lets loose on both of their faces bringing a great scene to a satisfying conclusion.

Scene Five:  Alana Evans and Mike Horner

 

With the kids away and Alice off to a bowling tournament, Mom and Dad get it on in the living room.  Alanaís obvious wig (and new fake tits) werenít much of a turn on, but she did a good job sucking and fucking and is sure to please all the MILF fans out there.  Thereís some nice tit fucking before they start on the missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggie-style fucking.  Mike lets go on her face bringing the satisfactory scene to a close.

 

Scene Six:  Hillary Scott and Benjamin Brat

Okay, who didnít think about this while watching the Ďrealí Brady Bunch?  In this final scene, Marcia (Hillary Scott) and Greg (Benjamin Brat) decide to make a porno movie of their own to make the money that they need.  Hillary was sick at the time, and her performance is slightly hampered by that, but the pair makes a hot scene never the less.  Hillary starts off with some good dirty talking as Brat fingers her twat and he soon gets her on her knees to fuck her throat while she fingers herself.  Itís not long before she climbs on his shaft and rides him, then they go at it doggy style before he spurts on her face.

The DVD:

Audio/Video:

The movie was presented in the 1.33:1 aspect ratio, mimicking the original show.  (Oh, okay, thatís also the standard for adult movies.)  The image looked really good, with bright, garish colors filling the scenes which brought back memories of the 70ís TV show.  There was a little bit of shimmering on fine lines, but that was a very minor complaint.  The film comes with a stereo soundtrack that was fine, reproducing the stilted dialog and moans very well.  Overall, there arenít any major complaints.

Extras:

The disc has a good set of extras too; itís a really loaded disc.  First off is a pair of behind the scenes features, running a bit over an hour all told.  These were fun and made the shoot look like a lot of fun.  Well worth watching.  There are also interviews with stars Hillary Scott, Alana Evans, and Aurora Snow as well as director Will Ryder with Producer Scott David.  These ran from 3 to 11 minutes each with the various people talking about the film and their take on it.

Finally thereís an 11-minute featurette that showed how the soundtrack was made.  This was a lot of fun to watch.  The guy really enjoyed putting the soundtrack together and it shows.
 

Final Thoughts:

This movie was fun, funny, and had some top-notch sex scenes.  Itís easy to tell that the creators went to extra lengths when making the film.  The set designs are very reminiscent of the original show and filled with 70ís paraphernalia, and even the wardrobe (especially Alana Evansí hilarious dress) fit in perfectly with the atmosphere they were trying to create.  (Whenís the last time you heard someone comment on the clothes that porn stars were wearing?)  The cast were pretty good, they all looked like the parts they were playing and though some had a hard time reciting their dialog (especially Benjamin Brat) the movie really felt like an episode of the Brady Bunch.  The only real complaint that I have is that Ron Jeremy and Lynn LeMay, who made non-sex cameos, werenít on screen longer.  A great movie thatís a must-buy, this is an XCritic Pick.



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