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Flower's Squirt Shower 5

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/9/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Flower Tucci and Brianna Love; two of the best ladies in porn!

Flower’s Squirt Shower 5

Elegant Angel

Genre: Squirting, Flower Tucci

Director: William H. Nutsack

Flower Tucci and Anthony Rosano; not the best pairing in porn!

Cast: Flower Tucci, Brianna Love, Mr. Pete, Anthony Rosano, Sasha Grey, Whitney Stevens, Angela Stone, Chelsie Rae, Michael Stefano, Sindee Jennings, John Strong; Manuel Ferrara (in the bonus scene with Flower)

Length: 142:27 minutes

Date of Production: 10/27/2007

Flower Tucci, Sasha Grey, Whitney Stevens, and Angela Stone having fun.

Extras: For most of you, the best extra will be the 27:55 minute long Bonus scene from Flower’s Squirt Shower 4 between Flower and Manuel; a bit on the rough side but full of passion so I described it below. There was also a cute 9:38 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that was heavy on the Flower content with nudity and sex; the other cast members given some time in the spotlight too. There were six trailers, a photogallery, a popshot compilation, and some spam with other covers shown on the second side of the DVD cover for those who care.

Condoms: None

Flower Tucci and Chelsie Rae were another fine pairing!

Audio/Video Quality: Flower’s Squirt Shower 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel. The camera work was fairly solid with plentiful lighting to reduce the grain, video noise and shadows but the picture did not appear as crisp this time. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at continually improving the quality in his better works; proving William works at making the best porn possible, even if he didn't reach that goal as well every time. I saw no compression artifacts (it was largely falling around the mid 5 Mbps video bitrate) and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than some of the director's previous, older, works (and on par with his more recent efforts for those in a comparison mode). The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. The scenes were largely quiet so those of you into Nutsack's musical interludes might feel left out, even the ending a techno offering sans his comedic touch. For those keeping track, the audio was offered in a 192 Kbps offering, plenty of room considering how little took place on it but leaving room for future efforts too.

Flower Tucci and Sindee Jennings pitted against each other in a squirt off.

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Body of Review: Flower Tucci is a leader in the porn industry as a performer who doesn’t care to look like a man (as so many of the tiny newcomers seem to look) and embraces her kinky sexual desires on camera better than anyone else as she proves herself worthy of “anal porn queen” status time and again. One of her kinks that I’m not often all that keen on is her ability to discharge fluids from her pussy; be it urine or some other form of ejaculate depending on what your personal beliefs may be and her best titles focusing on that twisted practice known as “squirting” come from director William H. Nutsack and Elegant Angel. The latest such effort in the series was hailed recently as one of the top Covers We Crave on the front page of the website in the form of Flower’s Squirt Shower 5. The movie is the sequel to the popular Flower’s Squirt Shower 4 and every scene not only displays the water works mentioned in the title but also stars Flower herself in her over the top manner with some of her most fluid friends providing back up. If you enjoy the practice of squirting, there is no other combination of performer/director/company that provides the showmanship you will get here so even nonbelievers should get a kick out of the sex taking place. That said, here’s a glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Flower Tucci, the bountiful babe featured on the front cover, and Brianna Love, one of the biggest names of 2007 for curvy appeal, were up first in what was surely a solid marketing decision. They played with each other in a heated manner and started the ball rolling before they were joined by Mr. Pete; the man providing the cock they were so hungry for. Watching the ladies look so buoyant and playful as they felt each other up and sucked him off so enthusiastically was a treat with a number of camera angles fueling the fires of replayability from what I saw (some of it in a near POV angle for those who like it as much as I do). The messy hummer continued until more squirting action was provided in between the aggressive cock riding by the ladies; Flower preferring anal sex while Brianna seemed to greatly prefer the vaginal romp (the taste testing as prolific as the continuous stream of oral loving provided by the dirty talking gals). In terms of passion and energy combined with chemistry, this was a winner of a scene then, ending with the juicy female water works going all over the place and Brianna taking the facial of population pudding as the camera faded out. Yowza!

Scene Two: Flower Tucci, in some skimpy lingerie, was up next on the couch with moper Anthony Rosano. I hated that there was no tease to begin with but as Flower bent over to give the guy a knob slobbing, her ass looked like a perfect target to me. He nuzzled her titties as she jerked him off between her blowjob bits too; Flower sitting on his face before round one of her juices was launched into his face. He then started drilling her pussy raw until she forced his rod into her ass, more water works coming out as she passively let him pound into her backdoor while she diddled herself silly. Compared to the last scene, this was a letdown for me; not just because of who Flower was working with but the overall lack of chemistry and inability of the gal to overcome what amounted to knowing she was saddled with third tier talent. Her oral skills were solid though so it did not kill the rest of the flick, just lowered the rating a notch for me as she did all the usual tricks but without showing her better performance skills in action. Fans of foot fetish material might find the limited amount of that going on to elevate the scene a little but there wasn’t a whole lot of it so don’t get too excited for it either. The scene ended when he jerked out a small load at the same time she pissed up a storm; her fluids far more plentiful and largely acting like a shield against his from the looks of it.

Scene Three: Flower Tucci, Sasha Grey, Whitney Stevens, and Angela Stone, were then up in a Mardi Gras styled scene on the couch where the ladies all wore masks and beads; dominating Sascha as the primary dynamic of the scene. Their bikini outfits were colorful and Sascha loved the additional attention she was given as their personal slave/love toy; Flower bathing her in fluids before the ladies seemed to downplay the BDSM angle of the scene to become more of a generic lesbian squirt scene. They were loud and the camera work less inspired as it captured the moments of bliss but the funniest moment was when Angela truly let loose a solid stream of yellow tinted piss into the face of Sascha at full blast, showing more fluids exiting her crotch than any of them short of Flower has in the past. This seemed to serve as an initiation of sorts for Sascha too, the rest of the ladies licking her a bit and treating her better afterwards (more lesbian antics displayed along with the titular squirting) before the toys came out to start fucking Flower in the ass. The scene ended after some masturbation by all of them and was okay (better than scene two but not as good as most of Flower’s scenes).

Scene Four: Flower Tucci, in even skimpier black lingerie, was up next on the couch with all natural hotty Chelsie Rae as they sucked and played with each other. Chelsie is a bit too lean for me but her angelic face hides a sexual beast and a gal like Flower is the perfect person to bring it out of her so I was glad they were paired together. The slow tease added value as did the sexy manner in which they warmed Chelsie up using anal toys and oil. Her ass looked “great” according to Flower (I agreed with her assessment too) and the extended anal led to Flower marking her new territory as expected before Michael Stefano joined them as the stunt cock. I really enjoyed how aggressive both ladies were at doing him during the blowjob portions of the scene, Chelsie keeping up with Flower remarkably well but displaying a need for seed herself as she deepthroated the guy while Flower covered both of her partners with juice. Flower rode the cock first and did so in an active manner vaginally until Chelsie took over with some moderately active anal. There was a lot more oral and squirting throughout the scene too with Flower jumping on his bone anally for most of the rest of the scene. The scene was messy and nasty but also satisfying with all three partners giving heated performances together until Flower’s fluids were matched by the far smaller load Michael offered up to give Chelsie a funny finish. Whew!

Scene Five: Flower Tucci and hotty Sindee Jennings, were up last as they wore really hot outfits and masturbated on opposite ends of the couch with vibrators. The idea was to see if they could power squirt each other and Sindee did nearly as good a job as Flower with Flower’s volley soaking the camera. As turned on as the gals were, they were soon introduced to the muscular might of studly John Strong; both gals slobbing his knob with enthusiasm and energy before the water works continued and he started fucking them. He tapped Sindee vaginally at first and Flower was helpful as she assisted the gal with some manual help (hands and tongue mostly). Flower then got the cock in her pussy and ass as Sindee assisted (gargling the squirt a whole lot as she masturbated). The ladies took turns for the rest of the scene at riding his rod and pissing up a storm, making it a pretty solid ending sequence to enjoy. For those who care, it ended with Sindee getting pissed on and semen soaked with some cumswapping thanks to Flower who was always in charge. Nice!

Bonus Scene: Flower’s Squirt Shower 4: Flower Tucci, the hotty on the front cover and all around sex goddess, was up first (and in all the scenes) as she was led about on her hands and knees on a leash by Manuel Ferrara; a guy she adores. She was wearing her light satin purple outfit and he took her in his arms to kiss her before diddling her pussy like a madman. This caused the first of many of her waterwork displays, with her licking up the fluid off the floor with him providing some of the light slapping, spanking, and other abusive acts that she appears to appreciate more than a little bit. He went down on her and she went down on him (good hummer by the way) with more of the diddling along the way. She was very active in riding his cock anally (and in multiple positions) and with the dirty talk, getting his foot on her face in return. She would alternate blowing him, doing anal, and sucking his ass with the squirting, eventually taking a large load to her face. The two shared a lot of chemistry together and while I'd have preferred the scene provide less of the fake looking squirting; it still displayed her in her element.

Summary: Flower’s Squirt Shower 5 by director William H. Nutsack for Elegant Angel was another fine showcase for the squirting abilities of Flower Tucci and a select group of her peers so I rated it as Recommended. The colors looked a bit washed out and the emphasis on squirting made it a better selection for those of you dedicated to enjoying that act over all others but even as a general gonzo release it had some solid merits to appreciate. In short, despite a couple scenes not as fulfilling as the rest, you could do a lot worse than Flower’s Squirt Shower 5, a movie nearly as appealing as Flower’s Squirt Shower 4 to a general audience of gonzo loving raincoaters.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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