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Jack In The Ass

Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/10/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Curvy Aline was just the bonus scene but well worth watching.

Jack In The Ass

Vouyer Media

Genre: Interracial, Anal

Director: Jack Napier

Sandra Romain and Maya Gates did a fine job in the opening scene.

Cast: Sandra Romain, Maya Gates, Jack Napier, Dana DeArmond, 99, Audrey Elson, Annette Schwarz

Length: 166:44 minutes

Date of Production: 9/18/2007

This awesome ass belonged to Dana DeArmond.

Extras: The best extra was easily the 32:13 minute long scene between Jack and Aline; a curvy babe known for having fun in her scenes. She wore too much make up, had too little tease, and gave too long an interview but otherwise it was a heated piece of sexual energy at work. There was a fair amount of anal and ATM (as well as the usual stuff) and it ended with him rubbing his wad out to her anal gape but he was too large for her here and that resulted in her taking too passive a stance during the ride. Still, it’s easy to see why she was included on the disc as an honored bonus highlighted on the back cover. I also liked the 24:22 minute long Behind the Scenes footage (called “Cutting Room Floor”) as it combined some interviews, some nudity, and bits of sexual footage to add value (fans of smoking and feet will have something to like too). There was a good photogallery and three trailers as well as a slipcase and true double sided DVD cover for those who care too (I like them myself).

Dana DeArmond looked great but was less filling this time.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jack In The Ass was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Jack Napier for Vouyer Media (with Donnie Cabo and Van Styles working the cameras very nicely). The lighting was flat and even, still substantially better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a couple of his other recent efforts at the company. There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats (to date, only a handful of companies, including Wicked Pictures, Digital Playground, and now Vivid, have done this), but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes to make hot women even hotter looking. The compression rate was typically in the mid 4 Mbps area, moving about but rarely showing a need for less compression as some titles elsewhere have needed. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (in 192 Kbps) but there was no significant separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances (at which times they were too loud of course). Still, the audio was decent in most ways for a porn flick with few distracting problems to speak of.

99 surprised me with her positive attitude and playful chemistry.

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Body of Review: Jack Napier is the genetically gifted director at Vouyer Media responsible for all of their better interracial fuck flicks but he isn’t merely a “race card” in action either. His sense of style and playful love of women always manages to bring out some of the best work from a great many ladies he has worked with in the past, doing so more consistently than any of the other directors at the company I like so much. His latest title is an all anal ASStravaganza called Jack In The Ass where the well hung director was tapping some of the best booty in porn thanks to gals like Sandra Romain, Annette Schwarz, and others; each of them holding on for dear life as he opened their backdoors wide open with his pounding thrusts. Knowing that he was going to initiate a newcomer to anal in the movie also made it special for those into porn seconds but based on the man’s previous work alone, I was pretty sure I’d be giving this one the nod early on for what he tends to provide sexually. That said, here is a brief glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and no female booty was left alone:

Audrey Elson was another nice surprise given her quality performance.

Scene One: Sandra Romain, a leading anal queen in porn with dark hair and a curvy body, was up first with Maya Gates, a leaner and younger version of the queen that looked a lot like each other due as much to their outfits as the way they were made up. Their black and orange attire looked very appealing on them and their tease at the beginning of the show was first rate but all of it paled compared to their working with studly Jack Napier. The initial lesbian antics allowed them to stretch and warm up for the huge black dick that was going to be penetrating all six of their holes, the toys and oral by the ladies showing exactly how strong a match for the man they were here. Sandra was the dominant lady of the scene and Jack spent considerable time reacquainting himself with the sexy gal but to her credit, Maya did not shy away in the face of such chemistry as her partners provided. They stayed with vaginal plowing and PTM at first as the gals vocally provided some added incentive (dirty talk) but the anal action was soon to follow and this elevated the dynamic considerably. Neither gal could orally handle him all the way but Sandra made a valiant attempt to try, her energy levels very high as she worked him over. The rest of the scene showed all three of them putting on a very heated performance, ending in his wad of population pudding cumswapped back and forth for the swallow thanks to their ball draining blowjob. Whew!

Annette Schwarz was the best of the cast, bar none, for her work here!

Scene Two: Dana DeArmond, an internet favorite in some circles and all glammed up on the road to her MILF career, was up next as she embraced her latest evolutionary step by taking Jack Napier in her ass. Her fishnet stockings and matching accessories enhanced her shapely figure nicely and as she gave some insights into her limited knowledge of Jack’s size and the laws of science; the scene cut between the two performers in their respective interviews. It was all in good fun and Dana showed she was no stranger to objects on her ass as “Spider Jack” gave a showing of his dexterity that surprised the gal. She rubbed his dick through his pants as she psyched herself up for the scene, sucking him off while on her knees while bragging up his “mutant cock”. She did not take much inside of her mouth so they went to vaginal plowing after she compared his cock to being four times a normal dick (mentioning her boyfriend IIRC). He did most of the work as she warmed up to his size, purring in delight that she was getting a lot more cock then usual here. She did PTM and more front door action before showing how tough it was for her to engage him anally. I’d rather see her work with cocks she can actively ride but it did manage to shut her up for the most part, all her science of cock tossed out the window as he banged her slowly. The anal continued with more of Jack plugging her and her doing ATM until he eventually gave her an anal creampie; Dana tasting it as she claimed to be “dying” because of the “biggest human cock ever” (has she been working with another species of late?!?). In all then, it was a let down since I wanted to see the gal strut her stuff more actively but maybe she’ll be able to better handle him in the future (paging Shane Diesel for warm up!).

Scene Three: 99, the leanest gal of the cast wearing a tiny red outfit and reminiscing about her first anal in the last Jack Napier POV title, suggested this would be even better since his hands wouldn’t be tied up with a camera this time as she shook her moneymaker. Her ass looked exceptionally appealing as the bikini bottoms rode into her crack; the talkative gal cured of that affliction with help from the man and his penis. In the BTS, she talked up a storm about how well she could handle him in the pussy and mouth but he still had the edge in the anal so I was surprised to see her get nailed from behind without any warming up. He fed her the pussy-juice coated dick and took complete charge of her; the two almost daring each other to go further and further. She never truly blew him in any meaningful way and he did almost all of the work here (regardless of which hole he was poking) but she did buck her hips a little as she screamed about how good the dick felt inside of her ass. The good news was that unlike Dana, once she warmed up she was pushing back on his cock with a sense of abandon, clearly pushing herself to go as far as she could (and more); her ass cheeks rippling delightfully in the process before the rest of the positions (in both her holes) were done and he gave her a vaginal creampie. She might not be a classic beauty but she earned her pay for the day very nicely in a heated pairing showing more than a little chemistry with Jack.

Scene Four: Audrey Elson, a well built gal with a sweet ass and great legs, was up next in lingerie during a short tease but confident that she’d be able to take the dick of Jack Napier in all three of her holes. Her relative size was tough to gauge until she was beside the guy, she stretched her ass out with toys to prepare for the coming onslaught he brought forth. She did a technical DP and then an airtight when she sucked his cock; her all natural breasts looking great as targets of his rod once she had lubed it up. She brought some passion to the scene that mixed well with her sense of playfulness; the oral never very good but enough to ready him for the penetrative sex. She was active vaginally and rocked on his lap as his rod tore into her cookie; the dynamic diminished substantially during the anal but never allowing her to be a passive lump as Dana was in the scene. That she got increasingly active as the scene continued elevated the energy levels but the other positions did not show her at her best before he unleashed his seed in her mouth for swallowing. Yum!

Scene Five: Annette Schwarz, the German anal queen that has had a great year all around, was up last and she certainly earned her featured spot on the cover with Jack Napier thanks to the scene she had here. The sexy lingerie was a nice touch but this is a balls to the wall type of hotty that can do anything, do it well, and demand even more so I knew she’d be a superior fuck even before the seductive tease she provided. This was a very long scene and the pair seemed to push each other as much as possible; Annette being one of the few ladies in porn that is his match. She was left to masturbate on the couch but Jack entered the room before she could get going. She then impressed him as his first time being completely deepthroated (any time, any where, even in his personal life) and while it was not easy for her, she now lays claim to the title of his favorite cocksucker even though the rest of her oral work was better to watch than merely seeing how deep she could take him. She was a skilled fellatrix and the wonderful blowjob aside, she was next up with a series of vaginal rides that were pretty solid too. He was hammering into her as she pushed back onto his dick, eventually impaling her cookie in his lap as he slapped her fleshy ass. The PTM was a nice touch but the riding was better and after he had thoroughly scratched her itch, they moved to anal. Given how well she took him in her other two holes, I was hesitant to think she’d be nearly as good with her perfect pucker busted into but she hardly missed a beat as he boned her like he owned her; the active anal ride capping off the best scene of the movie for me. The scene continued for a few more positions but she swallowed his wad of semen at the end and had each scene been even close to this good; it would have been an Xcritic Pick (our website’s highest rating).

Summary: Jack In The Ass by director Jack Napier for Vouyer Media certainly had some ups and downs with Annette really making this a coin toss due to the filler scene with Dana but given the extras, the technical values, and the various elements of the other scenes in the movie, I still felt it was worthy of being considered Highly Recommended. The replay and strokability of four scenes added so much fuck for the buck that I had to take a break from reviewing the movie to cool down (the extra scene with Aline about as good as Dana’s scene too but that’s an extra so it’s not rated as harshly). In short, Jack In The Ass was further evidence that Jack is still climbing up the ladder of the porn pantheon to take his rightful spot, already surpassing better known names like Lex and Justin for consistently good scenes of late so if you like the action described; you really can’t lose out by picking this one up. Great job Jack!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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