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Boy Meets MILF


Studio: Greedy Video » Review by Alexander » Review Date: 12/26/07


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Gonzo, MILF

Condoms? No.

Length: 2:17:04 (plus an hour's worth of "bonus" scenes, taking the run time to about 3:15)

Director: Eddie Powell

Cast: Ava Lauren, Alisandra Monroe, Devon Lee, Donna Doll, Daphne Rosen, Lauren Vaughn, Justice Young, Alex Gonz, James Deen, Jordan Ash

Extras: Bonuses include a decent 35 minute scene from Busty College Coeds #3; the requisite photo gallery; and trailers for the web-only series, Fuck For Dollars.  There's also an "exclusive new scene" featuring the gigantic boobied Daphne Rosen and Jordan Ash that really should have been one of the scenes on the DVD proper.  Calling this an "exclusive" when its premise and filming is identical to the rest of the scenes reeks of shady marketing.   


A screen cap from the "exclusive bonus scene."

Audio/Visual Quality: Greedy puts out some of the best-filmed, best-produced adult films in the business.  Their newest titles typically feature superbly designed menues, attractive box art, expert editing, and--most importantly--flawless video and audio. And Boy Meets MILF is (for the most part, anyway) no exception.  Presented in widescreen, the DVD's images in scenes one, and four and five, are crisp, shadow- and artifact- free, and thoughtfully framed, offering us some appealing and varied views of the action and girls. (Scene two is a little grainy and marred by the bright light shining through the huge windows. Scene three is slighlty grainy.) The audio isn't quite as flawless as the video, however, as there was a little ambient noise at times and some of the sex sounds (especially the moans) were a little loud. These are nitpicks, however, as Boy Meets MILF is--on the whole--yet another quality offering from Greedy.  


Ash, just minutes before indulging in his
MILF fantasy with Lauren Vaughn.

Scene 1: The set-up: Price is Right loving Jordan Ash explains that he likes older women because usually all it takes to get them to fuck him are a couple glasses of wine and a free dinner.  Classy!  Next, attractive redhead Lauren Vaughn tells us a little bit about herself ("I like to fuck."), including her love of masturbating while practicing yoga and her rationale for liking young guys ("They are lots of fun and they have lots of strength," Lauren posits).

Cut to Ash arriving at Lauren's house.  (Totally fucking up the "boy meets MILF" premise is the fact that Ash actually looks years older than Lauren.  But whatever.)  In true Greedy fashion, there's some intentionally silly banter between the two before Lauren has her young lover stripped and his thick cock in her mouth. A hot blowjob ensues for a couple of minutes before Lauren crams Ash's rod between her boobs and aggressively titty fucks him.  Minutes later, we're treated to a hot POV b.j. featuring gagging, deep throating, spitting, and a ton of saliva. 

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Cut to Lauren removing her g-string and a wonderful shot of her perfect, round ass, and a motherfucking sexy tattoo of a huge lotus flower just above her cunt as she mounts Ash, reverse-cowgirl style. Next up is another b.j., followed by some sweaty missionary, yet another b.j., doggie, spooning (highlighting Lauren's flawless body), and finally a blast of Ash's cum onto Lauren's lips. 

Excellent scene.


Justice Young admires MILF Devon Lee's
gigantic jugs.

Scene 2: Like scene one, we get brief introductions to the performers.  Justice Young apparently works part time as a forklift driver in a rubber chicken plant (har har), while Devon Lee likes...her boobs.

So Young arrives at Devon's pad and literally within seconds Young's jeans are on the floor. He kisses her mammoth jugs before working his way down to her wrinkly pussy. What follows: some 69, titty fucking, a b.j., cowgirl, asshole fingering, hard bow and arrow (with a little choking and some obvious pain, unfortunately), missionary, more titty fucking, reverse c.g., doggie, spooning, and finally, Young's load splattering all over Devon's melons.

It's a decent scene, but a bit blah and one that you probably won't be revisiting anytime soon.


MILF Ava Lauren moves in for the kill.

Scene 3: More brief intro.  This time we're introduced to a scruffy James Deen (watches TV, jerks off a lot) and a harsh looking (albeit appealingly big tittied Ava Lauren (reads, masturbates, arranges flowers).

Deen arrives and there's some boring banter and then the two make their way into Ava's bedroom.  Things go quickly down hill from here.  I'm sure many of you will find the thick-bodied, bruised-thigh, constantly moaning, foul-mouthed Ava hot, but I didn't, so this scene pretty much instantly lost all appeal to me. The sex is aggressive and wet and it looks a lot like Ava is trying to compensate for her big-bodied-ness by absolutely manhandling the wiry and hairy Deen. There's a b.j., some gagging and deep throating, pussy eating, titty fucking, spooning, 69, etc.  The acts are the same as scenes one and two, but Ava is far more aggressive than the previous two girls.  So there is some heat here, but Deen is so overmatched by the fuck-me-or-I'll-kill-you-little-man Ava that it's more comical than steamy. The lone highlight: Ava's ability to take a cock deeeeeeep into her throat, which she does often in this segment. 

I guess this scene is entertaining in a I-can't-believe-she-just-said/did-that way, but you'll probably not jerk off to it more than once or twice before forgetting about it. 


MILF Donna Doll likes young guy cock.

Scene 4: Intros.  Cover boy Alex Gonz and butter faced (yet smokin' hot-bodied) Donna Doll say "hi." Ho hum.  

Donna's house. Gonz arrives. Pants are shed. Cock is sucked. Titties are fucked. I'm getting bored. Doggie. Donna's body is fucking tan and tattooed and amazing. Deep throating. Reverse c.g. Donna's boobs are a kind of misshapen, as if there are permanent indentations from being squeezed too hard.  Anyway, still bored. Donna has an amazing tan.  And she's getting fucked hard from underneath by Gonz, whose balls flap to and fro like meaty pendulums. Mouth fucking. Cowgirl. Another b.j. More titty fucking. Close-ups of puckered asshole (hers) and floppy ball sack (his). Missionary. Yawn. Hole swapping (mouth and cunt). Weak cum shot on Donna's right tit.  

You might find Donna's body hot enough to jerk off to, but by this point, the sex-by-blueprint is getting kind of old and boring. Some variety to the setting (all the fucking has been done on couches, with the exception of scene three, which was on a bed), less lazy set-ups (they're getting shorter and shorter as the disc progresses, as if the producers just said "fuck it, let's just get to the sex"), and some randomness to the fucking would have improved this DVD dramatically.  Anyway, on to the final scene...


Alisandra welcomes scruffy Deen into her home.
(These girls have some nice digs!)

Scene 5: Scruffy Deen again.  And a somewhat attractive and sleepy-eyed Alisandra Monroe.  More exposition, with Deen chronicling his experience with Ava and Alisandra showering and actually getting a good chunk of dialogue in before the fucking begins. 

Some small-talk before Alisandra is standing over Deen giving him a b.j.  Seconds later, Deen, actually in control this time, eats his newest MILF conquest out. A blow job follows, then a little reverse c.g. which reveals Alisandra's protruding, roast beef-y lips. Skinny Deen soon flips his girl around and prods his rod into Alisandra's pussy, doggie-, the bow and arrow-style. Titty fucking ensues (MILFs love having cock slipped between their giant tits, apparently), followed by some tame spooning, clt rubbing, and cock sucking. (No deep throating this time from Alisandra. Amatuer!). More doggie. Another b.j. (this time with some serious stroking from Alisandra).  Another bout of doggie.  The scene culminates with Deen titty fucking Alisandra until he shoots his load onto her collar bones.     

A decent scene, but YMMV depending on a.) how attractive you think the weak-chinned Alisandra is, and b.) how turned on you are by the comparitively tame fucking.  Me? I jerked off once while writing this review, but will probably avoid this scene (and this disc, really) in favor of something with better looking girls and more variety to the sex.       

Final Thoughts: You'll probably find something to jerk off to here, but this DVD isn't something you'll eagerly pop into the player time and time again. Although there's plenty of content (close to three hours with the two bonus scenes), gigantic boobies, and solid production values, the sex, ultimately, was pretty dull, with the wildest segment (scene three) featuring the least attractive of the women (of which, only scene one's perfect-bodied Lauren stood out to me).  Worth a rent.             



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