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Naughty Athletics Vol. 1

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Alexander » Review Date: 12/25/07

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Gonzo, sports

Length: 1:52:00

Cast: Jaclyn Case, Kendall Brooks, Penny Flame, Victoria Sin, Angelina Valentine, Aline, Trisha Rey, Franchezca Valentine

Extras: None

First Impressions: There's a serious dearth of athletics-inspired porn that features smokin' hot chicks and not the muscle-bound broads that only body-building fetishists crave.  Naughty America's Naughty Athletics gives those of us that fantasize about shin guard-clad women getting pounded on soccer fields and the team all-star getting fucked in the coach's office something to tug our meat to.  And based on the box art, the disc holds a lot of promise: a trio of tan beauties frolic on a tennis court, another gorgeous girl gets it reverse cowgirl-style in a "locker room," and a lean Latina with knee-high socks and shin guards gets it doggie-style while leaning against a goal post.  If you've ever harbored thoughts of inserting your cock into a young athlete's tight pussy, this may be the disc for you.           

Audio/Visual Quality: Poor camera work aside, this full-frame DVD looks pretty damn good.  The lighting is adequate throughout, whether filmed indoors or out. The images are sharp and colorful and much better than I was expecting. The 2.0 audio is also decent with the usual slurps, moans, shitty dialogue, and sounds of skin on skin.      

Scene 1: Cheerleader Jaclyn's about to give it
up to her stalker.

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A creepy looking man sneaks into an obviously fake women's locker room and leaves his cheerleading sweetie/stalking victim Jaclyn Case a rose and, weirdly, an 8X10 of her on her locker.  At the sound of someone entering, the dude panics and hides in the adjacent locker.  Jaclyn, wearing a cheer uniform that even the T.B. Buccaneers' dancers would have rejected as too risque, discovers the sweet surprise and--naturally--strips in front of the guy's locker. She wraps her awesome bod in a towel, heads for the showers--naturally--and her stalker emerges from the locker and grabs hold of her discarded white panties and inhales the scent of Jaclyn's sweet, sweet crotch. A few seconds later, she returns from her shower (completely dry, of course), to find stalker guy peering out from behind the locker door.  Horrible acting ensues and then Jaclyn lays on the bench, spreads her gorgeous legs, and offers up her shaved pussy for the very weird man standing above her. And then some sex.  Jaclyn gets eaten out, rimmed, and finger fucked, before going to work on the dude's long cock.  Minutes later we're treated to cowgirl, reverse c.g., another b.j., standing doggie, bow and arrow, and missionary before big-cocked stalker man cums on Jaclyn's bottom lip. Despite the awful set-up and atrocious "acting," Jaclyn's amazing body and gorgeous face offer more than enough heat to have you stroking your cock through one of your tube socks.    

Scene 2: Kendall pumps a little iron before getting
pumped by a thick cock. 

More awful exposition, this time involving a borderline mulleted, pulled-up-sock wearing dude arranging a work out or something with the very inappropriately dressed, hot-bodied blonde, Kendall Brooks.  We're in an actual gym this time, albeit a grimy one--the kind you'd find at a junior high school or something.  It's all cinderblock walls and old work out equipment.  But fuck it.  Kendall is H-O-T and is sporting a pair of sexy-as-fuck knee-high tube socks and ass-cheek baring boy shorts. Anyway, Kendall gives this tool (honest to God, he leaves his pulled up tube socks on the entire time) some work out tips as he struggles with the medicine balls and the leg extension machine. This lasts for a couple of minutes before our poorly dressed stud strips off his shirt and Kendall reaches down his short shorts to tug on his rod.  The workout: b.j., rimming, doggie (with Kendall kneeling on the weight bench), reverse c.g., c.g. (with a little asshole fingering...hers, not his), bow and arrow standing doggie (Kendall is fucking limber, y'all), doggie, and missionary (we're on a seriously shaking and clanking weight machine now), before Kendall's right tit gets covered with the dude's sticky cum. The scene culminates in a short b.j. and the vaguely Jessica Simpson-look-a-like Kendall rubbing her tits.  A decent scene of sweaty sex, although again we're forced to watch a douchey-looking guy fuck a gorgeous babe.

Scene 3's Angelina, Victoria, and Penny

One guy and three stunning chicks (Angelina Valentine, Victoria Sin, and Penny Flame) are playing tennis.  They are absolutely awful and it's pretty apparent that whomever cast this segment didn't bother to assess any of the performer's ability to, y'know, lob a ball over a net.  Some stupid exposition ensues and the three girls and the Bjorn Borg-ish "instructor" end up sitting on a grassy area adjacent to the court. Five minutes in, the girls start making out and at minute six, the trio begin stripping their teacher. Some tandem cock swallowing follows, with the girls then getting treated to a variety of positions including reverse c.g., c.g., and missionary before Bjorn shoots his load on as many tits as he can.  At 19 minutes, this is the shortest scene on the disc, and it's also the least hot, unfortunately.  Despite featuring three of the hottest girls, we're forced to watch the action in medium shots which ultimately obscures the ridiculously hot bodies of the trio.

Scene 4: Aline and "Coach" caught in the act.

So Aline is a high school tennis coach or something and she's in her office talking to a beefy PE teacher-type.  It only take a couple of minutes before his cock is lodged firmly in her throat, and only a few more before she's reclining on the desk spreading her long, lean legs for some missionary action.  (Basically, the "athletics" in this scene ampounts to a bag of tennis balls on Aline's desk, and the whistle "coach" wears throughout the fucking.) Barging in on the horny teachers is one of Aline's athletes, super fine Trisha Rey, who doesn't bat an eye at the sight of this bald-headed fuck machine jamming his rod into her coach's snatch. Instead, she joins them! Dual cock sucking, pussy eating, B&A (Trisha), doggie (Trisha), c.g. (Trisha again), anal (Aline), reverse c.g. anal (Aline), c.g. anal (Aline, obviously), and finally some missionary (Trisha), before Coach unleashes his load on Aline's lips.  It's a pretty hot scene, primarily due to the extended anal and the gorgeous face and body of co-star Trisha Rey. 

Scene 5: Gooooooaaaaaal!

This is really the only scene that's even remotely "athletic." The segment begins with a stunning Franchezca Valentina dribbling a soccer ball between some cones while her coach looks on.  And unlike the other girls on this disc, Franchezca actually looks adept at sports. A little more ball handling follows before our girl fires a shot past her coach.  She falls to her knees and rips her tank top off in homage to Brandy Chastain.  Naturally, however, Franchezca isn't wearing anything underneath, revealing an appealing set of tits and a desire to get her coach's sweaty cock into her throat.  Our hot striker (still wearing her knee-high socks and shin guards) sexily deep throats him before rising and squatting on his dick. Reverse c.g., 69, c.g., and standing doggie follow before culminating in a blast of cum to Franchezca's face.  A solid scene, made all the hotter by the shin guards, sorta authentic soccer action, and a touching tribute to the 1996 World Cup winning U.S. women's soccer club. 

Final Thoughts: There's very little "athletic" about this DVD aside from an occasional prop (bags of tennis balls, trophies, sneakers, wrist bands, etc.).  The indoor settings are unimaginative and looked stocked by crap bought at the local Big 5. And there isn't a single extra.  However, the sex is mainly well-filmed and hot, the girls--all of them--are gorgeous, and the final scene succeeds in offering a true sports-related fantasy (skilled athlete fucks her coach on the soccer pitch), which is just enough to warrant a rent.                                                                             

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