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Homegrown Video 721

Studio: Home Grown Video » Review by Guy Incognito » Review Date: 12/24/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Homegrown Video #721
"Dress You Up In My Cum"

Home Grown Video

Genre: Amateur

Director: N/A

Cast: Candace & Aubrey Addams, Georgie, Butchie, Pierre, April Foxxx, Dr. J, Corine, Crysta Thompson, Fred Thompson and Cynthia

Length:  1 hour, 30 minutes

Date of Production: 10/18/07


  • Bonus Scene -- Claudine from HGV #648
  • Blooper Reel
  • Previews
  • Animated Menu
  • Content Selection

Condoms: No

Audio/Video Quality:

The 1.33:1 transfer varies wildly depending on where they're shooting the scenes. There's no control over the lighting in doors, as a lot of hard light plagues the first two scenes. But, as the day progressed...the production seemed to bring such issues under control. In terms of audio, I haven't heard such a perfect sounding porn disc in forever. There is no ambient noise and you get a Dolby track that actually sounds like it was mixed well. There's a first for everything.


I've always had a secret weakness for amateur porn. I'm talking about the stuff that a couple of horny young people make when they've tied a few on and had access to camera they knew how to use. This release takes us into four private moments of women and men getting their rocks off. Let's take a look.

Scene One:

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Candace & Aubrey are out in the garage housing down the car, when Georgie and Butchie show up. The guys want to get their dicks wet and the girls know just how to do it. Faster than you can say Belladonna, the beauties are gargling cock. Everything is pretty rudimentary. Cock goes in girl's mouth, girl bobs her head back and forth and the guy makes his "O" face. It's all pretty standard and serves as really weaksauce first scene. I expected a lot better.

Scene Two:  

Corine takes the dick in private from Pierre. She's a bigger, older lady. But, there's a market for that and I can't knock it. She takes it like a champ from Pierre and she stays mainly on her back. But, lying in such a stationary position she's able to work her body up and down her man's loving appendages.

It took me some time to figure out whether the guy was wearing a condom or not. Given Corine's body size and her constant grabbing of Pierre's cock, it was hard to get a look at the penetration. What took me out of the scene was that it felt like half of the battle was fought by Corine, since she couldn't stop masturbating during the intercourse. Pierre wasn't packing much penile heat, but at least give the guy a crack at the pussy before Rosie Palm and her five fingers go out for a night on the town.

But, I will give the scene this. It allowed for innovative camera movement and the focus was firmly placed on the plus-sized woman having fun for a change. Good for Corine showing the world her curvaceous glory and taking the cock like a Porn Diva. I'd like to see her again in a BBW fetish video. You better believe I'll be the first in-line for that DVD.

Scene Three:


April Foxxx shows off her milfy body for the cameras. Dr. J wants to break off a piece, but he's got to wait as April puts on a show. The opening is way too gabby for my taste, as April spends her time teasing her tits and pussy like some fucking girl showing off for friends. Get to the action, damn it! Sadly, the action wasn't that much hotter. But, April had a good personality about the carnal shenanigans.

Personality goes a long way and it helped me to make it through the rather pedestrian fucking that was to follow. She works on Dr. J's cock for a bit, before finally fucking him. The doggystyle is pretty fast and uneventful. This lead back to more slobbering on the cock, as April seems to stay in good spirits. Bless her heart for trying, but she couldn't save the scene from going in the crapper.

Scene Four:

Crysta & Cynthia know what a lady and a man needs. When Crysta brings her husband over for a piece of Cynthia's pie, Cynthia more than happy to play along. She takes control of that man and they soon find their clothes tossed to the wayside. Crysta leans back and begins to play with herself, as we slip into some cock smoking action followed up by the first signs of penetration. Fred doesn't exhibit much personality, as it's not long before we're knee deep in the underlying appeal of this scene.

Crysta and Cynthia want each other and it's not long before Cynthia whips out her strap-on cock.  Cynthia seems to be used to giving it to Crysta hard and the duo fall into familiar patterns. Fred looks like he's the luckiest guy in the world, as Crysta takes the strap-on and also works Fred's cock into her mouth. The threesome continues hot and heavy, as everyone changes positions to make this freaky triad work out well. The sheer hotness of the girl-on-girl action alone is enough to bump this entire DVD to another level.

It's been awhile since I've seen such a closer scene on a DVD just fucking dominate a feature. By the time that everyone finishes, we're given a quick look at Cynthia and Crysta in the shower. This hint of a sequel leaves me wanting more and I'll be glad to keep up with the bisexual duo's adventures. These ladies of a certain age know how to work the goods and that spells quality in my book. Check it out, won't you?

A Final Thought:

It's hard to believe that this is the 721st entry in the Homegrown Video line. Well, not really. Each release looks the same, but it's up to the performers to make each release take it to the next level. It's the main strength and weakness of each release in this line. Luckily, we were given four scenes of high quality dick-swinging action that provided for nearly two hours of entertainment.

First, Skinemax.
Then, The Internet.
Eventually, I'll fuck the chick from Tron.

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