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Culos Gigantes Vol. 3

Studio: Mercenary Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/19/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Pinky was built for comfort over speed!

Culos Gigantes #3

Mercenary Pictures

Heidi Mayne was a hotty I'd like to see more of.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Marco Banderas

Cherokee D'Ass was practically bionic in terms of large ass.

Cast: Pinky, Marco Banderas, Lexington Steele, Heidi Mayne, Reno, Cherokee D’Ass, Maya G., Sandra Romain

Length: 168:20 minutes

Maya G was oiled up for fun.

Date of Production: 5/22/2007

Extras: The best extra was the 11:58 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that showcased four of the five gals (leaving out Cherokee) a little bit during their preparations and photoshoots. It wasn’t bad but it really didn’t seem to offer a whole lot this time either. There was a photogallery, a fetish menu, some trailers, and a bunch of covers advertised on the second side of the cover too for those who care.

Sandra Romain was the star of the show!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Culos Gigantes #3 was presented in a 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Marco Banderas for Mercenary Pictures. The lighting was decent, eliminating the grain and video noise of some of the older works from the company. The composition of the shots was decent and tended to enhance the look of the ladies most of the time; the woman working the camera most of the time was properly credited as Lisa DeMarco. There were a few bits here and there that needed polishing up but it was pretty well done overall. There were few compression artifacts and any edge enhancement wasn't noticed when I watched the flick; probably thanks in part to the lighting (but the bitrate hovering around the 4 Mbps range or lower did not help much). The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (using a 192 Kbps bitrate) with no separation between the channels and kind of limited music added in after the fact. The vocals were also a bit unbalanced as there were times when you couldn't hear them well at all and other times when they were as plain as day but as an early effort by the performer turned director it showed a continual level of improvement; more than most at the company have displayed from what limited titles I’ve seen since the company’s inception.

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Body of Review: Marco Banderas is the dark, sultry Latino that many women are finding to be irresistible for his driven performances in porn, the guy coming out of nowhere awhile back in order to provide an alternative to the vanilla and chocolate offerings of the industry. His work as a performer is very solid with many companies vying for his time but the majority of movies he has directed still come from Mercenary Pictures; a fairly obscure company known mainly for interracial titles and sporadic attempts at marketing. Marco’s latest release as director is Culos Gigantes #3, the sequel to Culos Gigantes 2, a movie literally about ladies with “gigantic asses”. While I prefer ladies with large, shapely, asses instead of the cellulite packed backs some titles such as this are known for, I had to admit that having seen the cast list last week, I couldn’t resist picking up my copy of the flick to see how the ladies fared in all five lengthy scenes. If you’re still interested, here’s a quick glimpse into the action noting that no condoms were worn:

Scene One: Pinky, the neon tressed gal featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first as she teased outside wearing an impossibly small outfit (with a slight nod to smoking a cigarette). The sunlight showed her off very nicely and while I’d prefer her toned up, the amount of junk in her trunk was seriously kicking; the playful tease showing her level of booty shaking was very skilful indeed. She went into the house to find Marco Banderas and Lexington Steele watching race car crud, distracting them with her ample assets by bending over and beckoning them to join her sexually. Eventually, they got the hint that she wasn’t going away without some cock, the men offering her quite a lot of it in her mouth and pussy after some foreplay. Pinky was no stranger to a big cock in her mouth, probably having sucked off hundreds or thousands of men in her prime, and she made it a mission to do the best she could with Lex’s rod but also seemed more at home with Marco. Still, the cock disappeared between her cheeks as she bounced on them, the vaginal riding very active as they tore her a new one. Pinky might not be a classic pornstar beauty but she did seem to have a lot of fun with the men, never letting up as she presented herself to them in a variety of ways; Marco rubbing out a modest load of population pudding to her ass cheeks before they went back to work for a lot more fun. By the end of the scene, Marco and Lex each gave her the facials she desired; Pinky sucking them off as if she would get even more semen from them.

Scene Two: Heidi Mayne, the attractive blond on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she oiled up to tease weight lifting Reno and Marco Banderas into servicing her physical needs. The oil added to the pleasure of the moment and it really didn’t take much coaxing to get them interested in her body versus their own. The slow strip tease was hot and the tease montage only slightly marred by the horrid music, the men joining her by the shade near the pool to paw her ample curves. They oiled her up some more as she reached out to jerk them off, sucking them in turns as she savored the taste of dick in her mouth. She made it clear that she liked ass play and they were in an obliging mood; massaging her cheeks while she actively blew and rode them vaginally. Her enthusiasm and the chemistry the trio had added something to the scene before the men rubbed out loads to her ass cheeks, my only surprise being that she didn’t do anal with a lot of DP footage as expected.

Scene Three: Cherokee D’Ass, the tattooed black gal on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next and while I added in her last name (the cover & credits left it off but when I think of “Cherokee”, I think of the white MILF with the squeaky voice), there was no doubt who she was here as she took on Marco Banderas and, in a first, Lexington Steele. Her neon pink garters and fishnet stockings looked good and men into the “phatty” type of body will love all she had to offer, her booty clapping and shaking enough to merit an earthquake from the looks of it. I liked the perfectly lit tease outside better than her solo play indoors with the large dildo but this helped warm her up to take them on easier. She swallowed their swords as best she could, concentrating most of her efforts on the heads as her hands stroked their shafts; the moans of pleasure emanating from her even before they started boning her like they owned her pussy. She was an active rider, maybe the most active rider of the entire movie outside of Sandra Romain, and the level of professional skill displayed did not limit the manner in which she took them on. Was she on the chunky side? Sure, but this was further proof that heavy gals need love too; Marco’s first load coating her ass before he dipped his wick back in for another round of screwing. Lex got less screen time here and had some wood issues but this did not hamper her ability to get him back in the game to play, both men eventually dropping more seed though Marco was the powerhouse performer of the two men.

Scene Four: Maya G., the curvy exotic gal on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was then up in the living room as she performed a strip tease in red lingerie. Once again, I liked the oiled up body she presented and she seemed thick without quite so much fat as most of the others had displayed during their respective scenes. Her booty control assured me that she could milk anyone dry; Marco Banderas and Lexington Steele doing the honors as she begged them to do her when they walked in on the tail end (pun intended) of her performance. Lex introduced her to Marco and he was impressed by her shapely ass; unable to leave it alone as he pawed her and went to town on it. Lex offered her a cock while Marco diddled her, the oral ministrations showing some decent energy all the way around. She then allowed them to screw her biscuit in a hearty manner, not as active as most of the others in the movie but still appearing to have a lot of fun as both men showed they could drop additional loads this time, even Lex. They fucked a lengthy amount of time and went out back by the pool for the second round; Maya getting hit from both ends by streams of screaming semen until the camera faded out. Whew!

Scene Five: Sandra Romain, the Romanian anal queen shown on the upper middle of the front cover, was up last and her ass showed a bit of junk in the trunk but still came across as fit compared to most of the cast as she teased in the sunlight by the pool. The cover mentioned a “Mega DP” and “Super Anal” so I was pretty sure that as the best performer of the cast, of either gender, Sandra was going to be the one handling both these marketing chores. It was the longest scene of the day and to be frank, my most anticipated scene of the movie thanks to her working with Marco Banderas and Lexington Steele. Her large ass (maybe not quite gigantic) was poetry in motion but she exuded a sense of desire that none of the others could match, leaving me with less a sense that she was playful than in need of seed as she inhaled and impaled on cock to the fullest extent. She elevated the heat levels substantially and while she did not go balls deep on Lex’s cock, she took far more of him inside her mouth, pussy, and ass than any of the other ladies. She was also loud in her appreciation for all the loads the men rubbed out onto her; Marco meeting his match showing how good a fuck she was even though I knew she’d out perform Lex given the other scenes. She kept most of her lingerie on during the scene too and as a fan of the form enhancing look that adds, it showed a nice touch that Marco adds to his movies so often. The resulting wads of population pudding that ended the scene plastered her face though and I found this scene to be a lot better than some of the rentable pairings from earlier. Yes!

Summary: Culos Gigantes #3 by director Marco Banderas for Mercenary Pictures showed ample amounts of ladies with junk in their trunk to merit a rating of Recommended or better from me; the technical values better than last time even if the cast of ladies was somewhat mixed in terms of consistent sexual entertainment value. The fuck for the buck and strokability of most scenes may vary depending on your specific tastes but Sandra Romain once again ruled the roost as she gave her all in a very fine performance. In short, Culos Gigantes #3, like Culos Gigantes 2 before it, was a sign that Marco has been working on getting even better with time so I can’t wait to see what my gal pal Ravyn comes up with when she reviews volume four soon (at least I hope it’s soon, last I heard, she was having just a little bit too much fun with it…).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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