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Clothes Freaks

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 12/26/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

genre. Fashionable Gonzo
director. Kevin Moore.
cast. Franchezca Valentina. Carmen Minor. Lindsey Meadows. Brianna Love. Victoria. Sophia Lynn. Barry Scott. Jerry. Van Damange(sic). Sascha. Mark Ashley.
length. 2hrs 46min with story - 2hrs 25min with "Wall To Wall Sex"
production date. July 8, 17, 20-21, 26, 2007

the audio & video

Clothes Freaks was shot on video in an anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio and the picture was very sharp, with no noticeable defects | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

bonus features

Behind the Scenes [14m 21s Anamorphic Widescreen featurette]| Replay Tease Footage [3 minutes of Franchezca, 7 minutes of Carmen, 8 minutes of Lindsey, 9 minutes of Brianna and Victoria, 6 minutes of Sophia - It's not extra footage, it's just the first few minutes of the scene that one would not see if they chose "Wall To Wall Sex"] | Photo Gallery | Trailers for "Secretary's Day", "White Wife, Black Cock 8", "Registered Nurse", "Planting Seeds 2", "Naughty Nanny", "Cheating Housewives 4", "Whale Tail 3" and "Moving Violations" | Website Info

the fucking

Smile for the camera, Frannie!

Carmen's looking pretty darn sexy!

Lindsey Meadows.

-- sponsored by --

I love me some Brianna.


Sophia Lynn.

Franchezca starts off by sucking on Van's dick, while fingering herself with her latex-clad fingers. She bends over for doggystyle, before taking a break in the action to put on some black & pink stockings and, eventually, the matching bikini top. There's cowgirl, along with PTM and reverse cowgirl, and after she removes her bikini top, Franchezca proceeds to give Van a brief footjob. Next, she puts on some fishnet stockings and bends over for some "face down, ass up" fucking. Missionary is last, until Van drops a shot square on Franchezca's mouth to end the scene.

Franchezca is an exotic-looking hotty that really looked good "face down, ass up". I also appreciated the majority of the outfits on display during this scene.

[ Franchezca Valentina & Van Damage. | Oral (F). Footjob. Vaginal. | Cowgirl. "Face Down, Ass Up". Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. | Condoms: Nope. |]

Carmen is bending over on the couch, teasing us by showin' some pink, until Jerry comes over and starts licking and smacking her ass. After showing Carmen's pussy some attention, she drops his pants and gives his cock some attention. She bends over for some sexy doggystyle, followed by cowgirl, regular and reverse, as well as missionary. The anal action begins with a sexy anal spooning and some hot(!) anal doggystyle, until Jerry treats her to a messy creampie before sliding his dick back inside of her. Unfortunately, right after Carmen asks the camera "Who's going to be next...you?", the scene fades to black.

Carmen was a most pleasant and unexpected surprise for me. Besides her sexy body, she turns in a fucking hot performance, guaranteed to get your blood flowing. Oh yeah, she also changes outfits once or twice, but with the heat she generates, it's hardly necessary.

[ Carmen Minor. Jerry. | Oral (M/F). Vaginal. Anal. Creampie. | Doggystyle. Cowgirl. Missionary. Reverse Cowgirl. Spoon. | Condom?: None that I saw. |]

Lindsey puts on some sexy black stockings and lingerie, before getting down to business and sucking Sascha's dick. When she's done, she saddles up for cowgirl, both horizontal and vertical, before spreading her legs for missionary. She removes her black lingerie and puts on a turquoise bra and panty set, and then bends over for doggystyle and bow & arrow. Some very sexy "face down, ass up" sex is next, followed by cowgirl, this time, reverse and side saddle. After that, Lindsey finds herself "face down, ass up" once more, until Sascha drops a shot all over her ass to end the scene.

Lindsey's a cutie, but, besides the lingerie, what made this scene stand out for me was the sexy "face down, ass up" action.

[ Lindsey Meadows & Sascha. | Oral (F). Vaginal. | Cowgirl. Vertical Cowgirl. Missionary. Doggystyle. Bow & Arrow. "Face Down, Ass Up". Reverse Cowgirl. Side Saddle Cowgirl. | Condom?: Not at all. | ]

Brianna fingers and licks Victoria's pussy, before walking over to a nearby table, where the girls try on some lingerie. As Brianna is putting on a sexy black number, Victoria (like most warm-blooded humans) can't keep her hands off of Brianna's phat ass (which still looks sexy in spite of the unremarkable multi-color bra and panty set she puts on). The two start going at it and, while Vicky is fingering Brianna's pussy, Mark walks over to let Bri suck his dick (while Victoria buries her face in Brianna's thick ass). They take turns sharing his dick, before Victoria takes his face for a ride. The penetratin' starts when Victoria takes a reverse cowgirl ride, followed by doggystyle and some deep missionary for Brianna. Vicky is treated to some deep missionary, along with bow & arrow, side saddle and anal missionary (while Brianna is riding her face). This leads to Brianna putting on some jeans and just as i'm about to say "What the fuck?!? Why is Brianna putting that (unquestionably sexy) ass in a pair of jeans?!!?! Does that mean she's not going to be fucking anymore?!??", Mark finds a hole in the ass and rips the seam apart to start fucking her doggystyle. Vicky gets treated to doggystyle too, until Mark drops a slight shot on Brianna's face to end the scene.

Victoria wasn't bad looking and had a nice (if artificial) rack, but it was Brianna that was working every hormone in my body. She's a cutie with a plump, sexy ass that looked fabulous - in jeans or otherwise.

[ Brianna Love, Victoria & Mark Ashley. | Oral (F). Vaginal. Anal. Facial. | Reverse Cowgirl. Missionary. Doggystyle. Bow & Arrow. Side Saddle. | Condoms: No. |]

After Sophia and Barry spend time showing her thigh highs some attention - she caresses them, he licks them - she spreads her legs to let Barry give her pussy a lick. One quick special effect later, Sophia has a black bra and panty set on and is rubbing her pussy before sucking on Barry's dick. He pulls off her panties so she can straddle him for reverse cowgirl, followed by doggystyle and bow & arrow. There's also missionary, until Jerry ends the scene by depositing a weak shot on her cheek and tongue.

This last scene has the shortest and most unfulfilling sex on the entire disc - though, Sophia does spend a minute or two savoring Barry's cum.

[ Sophia Lynn. Barry Scott. | Oral (M/F). Vaginal. Facial. | Reverse Cowgirl. Doggystyle. Bow & Arrow. Missionary. | Condom?: Naw. |]
the final word

Since i'm not a big fan of "stories" in porn, it was a no-brainer to choose "Wall To Wall Sex", and that's pretty much what it was - sex from beginning to end. Hell, they don't even list credits. As far as the action is concerned, I wasn't expecting much and was pleasantly surprised with the end result. Starting of with Lindsey and her sexy as hell "face down, ass up" action to Brianna and her thick, sexy ass, there was enough hot fucking in this flick to make it Recommended. In fact, at first I was wondering to myself "Why the hell do they keep changing clothes?", but then I realized that I was a fan of hot chicks in sexy lingerie and I appreciated it that much more. I should also point out that the MVP on this disc is the lovely Ms. Minor - she's one to keep an eye (or other body part) on.

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