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Sexual Disorder

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Disco Dirge » Review Date: 12/25/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Straight Feature
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Mya Luanna, Nadia Styles, Aubrey Addams, Lisa A. Daniels, Riley Shy, Donny Long, Kurt Lockwood, Lee Stone, John West, Chris Charming
Length: 135 min
Production Date: 2006
In a Nutshell – Bright and Very Colorful
Captured in a wonderfully luminous 1.33:1 full screen transfer, director Ryder's camera does a great job of keeping the fucking in frame. The compositions are the standard point and shoot sex stuff, but there's a nice balance between medium shots and close-ups, and the fleshtones don't appear freakish or optically odd. Sonically, the Dolby Digital Stereo delivers ersatz eletronica and lots of guitar based indie sludge. On the plus side, the Q&As are clear and the overall atmosphere is intimate and inviting.
In a Nutshell – A Bunch of Behind the Scenes Material
The two main features here are a pair of Behind the Scenes featurettes. The 'proper' Making-Of offers backstage conversations, moments of mid-screw sidetracking, and some intriguing post-pop comments. The second doc contains "raw" footage, meaning nearly an hour of material captured while Sexual Disorder was being created. Everything else offered is standard adult industry merchandising - galleries, phone sex ads, trailers, etc.

First Impressions:
Mya Luanna wants you to believe that she's a whore. Not just any skank, mind you, but a cock craving, pussy probing, cunt juice drinking member of the order de outrageous. She's shilling sex, my friend, and she's not afraid to list herself as pubic enemy numero uno. Of course, all of this is really for naught, since she's a porn star, and by the very nature of said occupation, she's a screw for sale harlot. So trying to convince us that she'll swallow and sit on practically anything is not the hardest of personal propositions. But what we do get out of the several interview sequences that pepper Sexual Disorder is what a fun loving free spirit this actress is. Even when she's setting up sequences for other performers, her patter is intriguing and quite engaging. As a spokesmodel for the medium, as someone who could make the entire fucking on film paradigm seem practically wholesome, Ms. Luana has the personality. Luckily, especially for ardent adult entertainment, she can put her mouth - and her pussy, and her asshole - where her money is. The result is a decent XXX title with a middling to good amount of salacious slap and tickle. 

The Sex Scenes:

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Oddly enough, Mya's sequences are not the best. It could be who she's working with (a literal cock-up between herself and Kurt Lockwood would have been explosive) or the fact that she carries over the pouty persona from the Q&A a little too much, but Scenes 2 and 4 are far more intense than those featuring our contract cunt. Don’t misunderstand - Ms. Luanna still delivers the hardcore goods, giving all of her partners a solid stump and bump. But it could be the preamble material, the 'aren't I naughty' set-up that stifles some of the heat. In addition, this is an anal free zone. None of the pairings end up in the pooper. On the plus side, there's lots of member to mouth action, so for anyone interested in post-coital candy caning, your perverse prayers are answered.
Scene 1:Mya Luanna, Donny Long
Acts Performed:Blowjob, Tit Slapping, Cowgirl, Doggy, V to M, Reverse Cowgirl, Mish, $hot to Mouth, Oral Clean-up
Score:2out of 5
This is clearly one of those scenes where that old high school dynamic of "she's too good for him" rears it's ugly, anti-arousal head. Donny is, quite frankly, a dork, a standard stiff hired because he's got a large wang and the ability to stave off satisfaction. Everything Mya does to him - the cooing, the cawing, the 'come hither' humping - falls on deaf and dumb dicking. This is smut by the numbers, a casual collection of positions that doesn't do much more than fulfill the mandates of a XXX scene. As the next coupling will prove, chemistry is everything - that, and making sure that your meat puppet has the ability to sell the sex.
Scene 2:Nadia Styles, Kurt Lockwood
Acts Performed:Blowjob, Dick Slapping, Tit Slapping, Tit Fucking, Face Fucking, Fingering, Reverse Cowgirl, V to M, Scissors, Mish, Salad Tossing, Doggy, Cowgirl, $hot to Mouth, Oral Clean-up
Score:2.5out of 5
Now THIS is more like it - Nadia and Kurt, getting down and dirty in a way that proves the erotic power of pornography. While it gets a tad too tacky and oddly aggressive in spots, Ms. Styles and our tattooed love boy really put on the pork passion play. So, you may be asking, why the low score? Why aren't we closer to a five instead of sitting in the exact middle? Well, the answer is simple - length. No, not on behalf of our male member. It's a question of timing. For example, the couple rushes through the Mish, Salad Tossing, Doggy combo so quickly that the positions lose their potency. It's like a clock was ticking in the background, and they have to finish 15 different moves or lose their paycheck. Slower, and the rating reacts favorably.
Scene 3:Mya Luanna, Lisa A. Daniels
Acts Performed:Cunnilingus, Fingering, Face Sitting, Strap-On Blowjob, Strap-On Doggy, Strap-On Reverse Cowgirl, Strap-On V to M, Dildo Action
Score:1.5out of 5
When the Dirge sees girl on girl, he is typically not a happy carnal camper. Lesbianism for show is so mechanical and meaningless, lacking much of the heat stimulated by even the most mundane hetero action. But thanks to the fake phallus, this exercise in lady lovin' manages to pack a minor punch. Granted, this is not the no-balls out boffing we get from true talents of the Sappho circuit, and once the pretend peter is put away, it's more of the same kissing and cuddling. Still, these gals look good together, and men who dig this fetching fantasy fodder will truly enjoy the action.
Scene 4:Aubrey Addams, Riley Shy, Lee Stone
Acts Performed:Cunnilingus, Tit Play, Blowjob, Deep Throating, Standing 69, Dueling Head, Doggy, V to M, Alternating V to M, Scissors, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Standing Cowgirl, Ball Action, $hot in Face, Oral Clean-up
Score:2out of 5
As he's aged, Lee Stone has turned into a block of big dicked granite. What seemed powerful five years ago now looks like someone trying to compensate. Still, thanks to his oversized horse cock and the lovely ladies servicing it, we get a decent amount of diddling. As for the paramours, Aubrey and Riley do the best that they can, considering the solo shaft circumstances. Taking turns is not the best way to keep the fire burning, but with their various reactions and vicarious sense of the other's pleasure, Ms. Addams and Ms. Shy do a good job of keeping the other involved. Stone, however, remains a statue, something for the ladies to look at, but definitely dropping in his effectiveness as a muscled man of pussy pounding.
Scene 5:Mya Luanna, John West, Chris Charming
Acts Performed:Dueling Head, Doggy, Reverse Cowgirl, Face Fucking, Cowgirl, Spoon, $hot in Mouth, Oral Clean-up
Score:2out of 5
Okay, what's the deal here? Two guys and NO DP? Not even a hint of double door action? Oh sure, this is the standard "one in the craw and one in the cunt" principle, Mya servicing one dour dude orally while the other explores her lady parts. But this is a gal who claims the most wildly wanton appetites around. She practically blows everyone she sees, and has a horny hissy over her devotion to dick. Apparently, said Big Shaft Attack stops at any combination of two or more cranks. That being said, this is a decent enough scene. The threesome generates a good deal of heat, and when they're really in the thick of things, we sense a true connection between the performers. Again, the shortness of each segment is problematic, leaving us wanting more porn in a title that promises plenty.
Disco Dirge Peter Meter Rating:2.5 out of 5 (Recommended)
Cohabitation Certification:Granted
For all its ancillary issues, lack of carnal commitment, and tendency to erotically over exaggerate, Mya Luanna's Sexual Disorder is an first rate slice of smut. Though there are hotter titles on the market, there are definitely less professional and less passionate ones. Easily earning a Recommendedrating, this certified star of suck and fuck can be proud of the product with her name on it. Though viewers should specifically not believe the hype, you'll certainly get your prick and pussy money's worth. Since there's little here to ruin a couple's marital aide ideals, a Cohabitation Certification is clearly warranted and awarded. Perhaps with a little less of the hard-core sell and more meaningful time in the tooling, this DVD would become a must-own presentation. As it stands, you'll enjoy the eros, even if it occasionally feels truncated.

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