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Jules Jordan's Gloryhole

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/1/08

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Brandy Lyons in the bathroom looking built for speed.

Jules Jordanís Gloryhole

Jules Jordan Video

Tiffany Mynx is a personal favorite of mine.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Katja Kassin is always welcome in a scene.

Cast: Brandy Lyons, Brett Rockman, Scotty Lyons, Tiffany Mynx, Jules Jordan, Katja Kassin, Nicki Hunter, Brian Pumper, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Luci Thai, Nautica Thorn, Alexis Malone

Length: 141:42 minutes

The return of Nikki Hunter was another bright moment.

Date of Production: 9/12/2007

Extra's: The extras were light this time, including a cum shot recap, a lengthy photogallery, a cast listing (thankfully listing more than just the women this time), a biography for the director and trailers to six shows like Flesh Hunter 10, Feeding Frenzy 9, Ass Worship 10, East Coast Assault, Buttworx, Pump My Ass Full Of Cum, Black Owned 2, Slut Puppies 2, Facial Demolition, Weapons of Ass Destruction 5, Flesh Hunter 9, Breast Worship, Ass Worship, Jenna Haze: Dark Side, Black Owned, Feeding Frenzy 8, Weapons of Ass Destruction 4, and Tunnel Vision.

Luci Thai is a fan favorite too.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Jules Jordanís Glory Hole was presented in the same 1.33:1 full frame color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video. There was some variation in the lighting that added a bit of addition grain but I saw few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies considering the claustrophobic nature of the setting each scene was shot in. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics. One of the locations was too dark (the peep show booth) and the other was very bright (the bathroom stall) but each had an appeal all its own. The bitrate was on the low side yet there were no compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the sheer amount of quality cooch here, only an uptight asshat would fuss too loudly (the bitrate hovering all over the place this time, typically in the 5 Mbps range but all across the board depending on the scene). The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

Nautica Thorn has a fine ass!

Body of Review: Jules Jordan and his company, Jules Jordan Video, are widely considered the high end of gonzo for the levels of value they offer and the sexually wild antics that are so freely displayed in their releases. A great many of the titles coming from the company are even double disc offerings with such levels of fuck for the buck that fans create quite a buzz whenever one is about to be released into the marketplace. The latest single disc title from the director was something special in that it focused the ladies into a narrowly defined location where the anonymous set of cocks were waiting for them in Jules Jordanís Glory Hole. For those that donít get out much, a gloryhole is a hole cut in the wall large enough for a cock to fit into, typically in adult theaters and bathroom stalls, so that the person on the other side can service them. The danger factor of such circumstances is high, the person can maim you or call the cops, but this heightens the experience for those of you that have participated in this form of game in the real world; making a movie such as this an interesting attempt to capture that level of thrill, something Jules is known for in his other works too. If youíre still interested, hereís a quick glimpse into the seven scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Alexis Malone loved her porn!

Scene One: Brandy Lyons, the lean cutie on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first as she teased in a ell lit bathroom stall wearing some PVC attire that hugged her nicely until she stripped it off in favor of her birthday suit. She did her dance and then saw a couple of cocks coming at her through the openings in the wall, the gloryholes near the toilet, with the camera catching her enthusiasm while she actively worked on them to the delight of their owners: Brett Rockman and Scotty Lyons. Her oral attack on them was heated and fun, and just when I thought she would stick with blowing them, she started doing her best to vaginally ride those peckers with the same sexually charged attitude. Iím not sure what the reason was, but I found this to be even more thrilling than usual, the gal doing taste testing and switching to anal as her fit body slid so aggressively onto the rods. The scene ended when she jerked them off into her mouth to swallow, the ďstrangeĒ cocks working better as disassociated from their ownerís bodies.

Scene Two: Tiffany Mynx, the curvy redhead featured on the top half of the cover, was up next and having thought she had left the industry, I was delighted to see her so actively involved in a scene as she walked through the darkened alley to reach the porn booth full of holes. Her clothing was largely missing and the lingerie enhanced her appeal, the holes in the wall allowing her to be molested by Jules Jordan, Brett Rockman, and Scotty Lyons. Scottyís chicken arms were more able to reach through to grab her but she was more into the cocks she could have as another Jules movie played in the background on the small screen television. Her curvy figure appealed as it always does; Tiffany slobbering away at the cocks with her mouth and alternating using her hands until it was Julesí turn from behind her. The streamers flew and she proved to be as much a world class oral slut as her anal title earned for such solid performances; moving to bouncing on them in her pussy and ass with equal vigor. She jerked the two off before giving Jules a splendid POV hummer, swallowing his seed too. Whew!

Scene Three: Katja Kassin, the redhead on the lower right hand quadrant of the cover, was up next in the bathroom stall with Jules Jordan after some fine tease in black & white. Iíve enjoyed her curvy body for years now, admittedly focusing most of my attention on her ass but finding the German anal queen to be a cut above the pack too in terms of her fleshy body working the cock so passionately. This was strictly a blowjob only scene though and while I wanted more from her, it showed she has not lost her oral inclinations even as she has trimmed off a lot of her weight in recent times. She jerked him off and swallowed; a fitting ending for a warm scene.

Scene Four: Nicki Hunter, the curvy gal on the middle of the cover, has had medical problems this year so she has largely been on the sidelines in porn but returned with a vengeance to take on Brian Pumper, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and Scotty Lyons in the red tinted porn booth from scene two. The tease had a droning music track I didnít care for but she masturbated well enough as the holes served to give her creepy stalkers a gander at her wares. Her undies enhanced her look too and they pawed her before sticking their members in the openings for her to work so actively. The cramped booth had some hardcore porn playing and she was dripping wet well before they worked her pussy, mouth, and ass; Brian coming across as the cock she wanted most inside her. The dirty talk and aggressive sexuality she displayed was particularly appealing in terms of replay and stroke value, the ATM about as extreme as it got. She drained them dry and I was glad the scene evolved into a winner after a slow start.

Scene Five: Luci Thai, the Asian cutie on the lower left hand side of the cover, was up next in the bathroom as she took care of Jules Jordan and Arnold Schwartzenpecker. Iím not given to her charms as much as some of the other ladies in the cast but she did seem to be right at home taking on the anonymous cocks in her skin tight black attire; showing herself off as the camera spent some time exploring her figure. She wasnít as flexible as the other ladies in the cast so this was just a multiple blowjob scene too; a fair representation of her oral skills though not the best Iíve seen from them either. Most of the population pudding graced her face and not her tonsils for those keeping track but she can suck me off any time if the others are busy (and she buys me a drink or two first).

Scene Six: Nautica Thorn, another exotic hotty as seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next limited only by the modest cock of Scotty Lyons. She gave a visually exciting show with the tease sublime compared to a few of the other gals, always acknowledging the camera as she showed what she could do with a third tier rod in the brightly lit bathroom stall. Her thong rode her ass crack excellently and I would have preferred more medium shots to showcase her form as she savored the cock but I couldnít deny she was another gal that I like more each time I see her. She finished him off with a handjob and by swallowing his wad; smiling at the camera before the final scene faded in.

Scene Seven: Alexis Malone, a fetching blond in her black PVC fetishware, was up last as she walked through the alley to get to the porn booth to masturbate in. This drew the attention of Jules Jordan and Scotty Lyons, the visuals on the small screen driving her to moisten her biscuit in one of the most seductive tease sequences of the show. In a first for the show, the men gave her head through the wall, her flexible and lean body stretching to give them greater access before she jerked them off, blew them, and rode the heck out of them with some PTM enhancing the moment. Her biggest problem was the relative lack of dirty talk and having watched her many times in the past, I didnít think she was giving her very best this one time. Still, it was a decent scene that showed her passionate nature at least a little bit, the movie ending on her ability to drain them dry.

Summary: Jules Jordanís Glory Hole by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was far from his best work in 2007 but it was clearly a lot better than most of his peers would have been able to inspire thanks to the thematic limitations of the anonymous sex so I rated it as Recommended. The return of Tiffany Mynx and Nikki Hunter added to the appeal and some of the others provided a wealth of stroke material too. The technical matters were hampered though and the relative lack of good extras were quite unlike the director to provide his fans so ultimately, while Jules Jordanís Glory Hole was a good movie, it wasnít a great movie as most of us have come to expect from him.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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